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Oldsoislutta adventure 1:
https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/75927.htmlYou are oldsoislutta, the admin of skibidi.party. It has been 3 years since you jailed Froot and took over the sharty. For 3 years you have ruled it in relative peace, until now. You recieve a message from the goverment of skibidiland. The message tells you to search for the gem of life, a legendary artifact Said to be created by the holy soot himself. Finding the gem of life will give you eternal life and glory so you can rule the party forever. You recieve a holographic map that shows you the way to the gem. But you also recieve a warning, someone else is also searching for it. Its now up to you and your right hand man Skibidi biden to find the gem before someone else does. Let the quest begin
№77780[Quote]
>>77779Google info about this cave.
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>>7563897
Komputersem spammer here, I like it but the creator definitely will have an axe wound in probably like a 1 year.
№77782[Quote]
>>77781>definitely>probablyoxymoron
№77783[Quote]
>>77782You retarded nigger who can't understand basic sentences due to how they are written.
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>>7563912
>putting an ack at the end
Fucking projection you pig.
№77785[Quote]
>>77783I believe you mean "You're a retarded nigger".
№77786[Quote]
Dont turn this thread into a flamewar again
№77787[Quote]
>>77785Blogposting female character self insert nigger.
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>>77780You google info about the cave on your arm device. You find a few images of the cave and one image of the gem, it must be here. After walking for a while you find a big puddle of water blocking the way.
How will you get past it?
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>>7563946
You talk like a nigger.
Command Skibidi Biden to jump.
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>>7563950
Call a doctor.
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>>7563952
Actually I'm fucking retarded just throw Skibidi Biden.
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>>77790>>77791You jump across the water.
>jump!, skibidi biden jump!Skibidi biden tries to jump but he falls into the water.
What will you do now?
№77795[Quote]
>>77794Bring a life jet and a rescue tube.
№77796[Quote]
OP, how hard is it to visualize?
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>>7563972
It turns out that Skibidi biden knows how to swim. He gets out of the water unharmed. You keep walking and after a while you see a bright blue light at teh end of the tunnel.
№77798[Quote]
>>77797>tehYou talk like a bigger.
Go towards the light.
№77799[Quote]
>>7564006
Forgot the image award.
№77800[Quote]
OP, you forgot the image.
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>>7564017
Then why you made this unnecessarily long request that wasted your time.
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>>7564025
Sure but don't try to needlessly overly dictate it to point that you sound like OP.
№77803[Quote]
OP, why is this taking so long.
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>>77798>>7564006You walk towards the light. You see it, THE GEM OF LIFE! You have finally found it.
You call in reinforcement that will guard the entrance.
>i have found the gem, i need reinforcement has soon as possible, but be beware, the sixth admin of the website is after it<skibidi skibidi skibidi(it will take hours for them to get to your loaction)What will you do now?
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>>7564066
You inspect the area Around the gem of life for dangers but the coast seems clear. Suddenly you hear a loud sound and a big mechanical arm breaks through the roof and takes the gem.
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>>7564110
Do this.
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>>7564110
You load water into your cannon and shoot it at the arm but its to late. The water misses and gem is gone.
What will you do?
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>>77809Forget this all happened and cope. That's it.
№77811[Quote]
stay up
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>>7564157
You crawl up the hole where the arm came from. You get out of the cave. The is gem being absorbed by a massive spaceship. In the Window of the ship you see froot. On the top of the ship you see him, admin lV.
>I HAVE WON! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WORLD!
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>>7564254
The reinforcements arrive, but all is in vain. The ship finishes absorbing the gem and the smaller ships begin to destroy the reinforcements. A skibidi toilet manages to get to admin lV and attack him but he strangles it.
>PATHETIC!
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>>77813Shoot the sixth admin of the website
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>>77814In a last ditch effort you load your laser gun and shoot it at admin IV but he creates a shield that blocks your gunshots. The big ship begins to load up its weapon With the power of the gem.
№77816[Quote]
Test.
№77817[Quote]
>>77815Pray to Athena once again.
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>>77817As the ship charges up, you pray to athena that eveything will go well. The ship fires its weapon right on you and skibidi biden. You are thrown away. You land and hit your head against a rock. You stare at admin lV, his eyes look into yours.
>You are not a worthy admin, you are a phony….His words echo through your head. The next second all you see is black…
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>>77819Great thread.
But I will make an even more great thread (Komputersen Adventure) which will have more comedy, actual narration at the beginning, more editing and more interesting funny story. It will be much better then my previous adventure threads.
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>>7564560
Ya momma's gonna ragequit.
I will probably just start requesting ideas to myself anyways.
№77822[Quote]
/CHIVE/ THIS
№77823[Quote]
Make this unslidable
№77824[Quote]
Can someone put all adventure threads he has made on the wiki
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>>7564701
Pig.
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up
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vp
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unfunny dust
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gem
№77831[Quote]
Was the pomni one real?