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A gem appears on the 'ty
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muppets are aryan
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>>113318Even doe amerimutts made them
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>>113323They just keep coming
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Please move this to the archive when its over
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Someone voice these
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Thread so good froot has to close the site for a second
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>>113361did you know Froot got forced to eat raisin by his bullies when he was a child?
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gem thread
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first good thread in a long time
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>>113382Isn't that a lebanese puppet show?
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>>113383Nigga its the muppets
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Here's how Statler and Waldorf might humorously critique soyjaks, based on their style of humor known from "The Muppet Show":
Statler: "Look at this new generation of memes, Waldorf. They call them soyjaks."Waldorf: "Soyjaks? More like 'no-laughs' if you ask me!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Waldorf: "These soyjaks, they've got more expressions than Fozzie Bear has bad puns."Statler: "And just as much comedy value, too!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Statler: "You know, I've seen better art in a kindergarten class."Waldorf: "I didn't know they had crayons in the soy sauce aisle."Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Waldorf: "What do you get when you cross a soyjak with a comedian?"Statler: "A very confused audience, my friend."Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Statler: "I wonder if these soyjaks have any hobbies other than looking miserable?"Waldorf: "Maybe they're just practicing for when they watch our show!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
These imagined quips capture the essence of Statler and Waldorf's sarcastic and dry humor, fitting their character as they critique modern internet culture through the lens of their classic heckling.
For inspiration on how Statler and Waldorf might react to such topics, you can look at their general comedic style across various Muppet shows and specials.
Here are some more quips Waldorf and Statler might make about soyjaks:
Statler: "These soyjaks, they look like they've never tasted a real meal in their life."Waldorf: "That's because they're too busy eating up all the internet's bandwidth with their expressions!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Waldorf: "I've seen more emotion in a bowl of plain oatmeal."Statler: "At least oatmeal has some warmth to it!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Statler: "They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but these soyjaks are just full of complaints!"Waldorf: "Complaints? They'd make a better case for silence."Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Waldorf: "Do you think these soyjaks ever laugh at themselves?"Statler: "Laugh? They probably don't even know what a smile looks like!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Statler: "These soyjaks must be the new critics. They look like they've never enjoyed anything in their lives."Waldorf: "I suppose they're just practicing to be like us when they grow up!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Waldorf: "I bet they use soy sauce to season their memes."Statler: "And here I thought it was just their tears of boredom!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
These remarks are in line with Statler and Waldorf's tradition of humorous, if not slightly mean-spirited, commentary, always delivered from their balcony vantage point.
Here are even more quips that Statler and Waldorf might share about soyjaks:
Statler: "These soyjaks are like modern art - I don't understand them, and I'm not sure I want to."Waldorf: "At least with modern art, you can pretend there's a meaning!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Waldorf: "Soyjaks, huh? They look like they're auditioning for a role in 'Grumpy Old Men'."Statler: "But without the charm or the humor!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Statler: "I've seen more joy on the face of the Swedish Chef when he burns his soup."Waldorf: "And that's saying something!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Waldorf: "What's the difference between a soyjak and a sad clown?"Statler: "The clown might actually get a laugh!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Statler: "These soyjaks… do they ever smile, or is that against their religion?"Waldorf: "Their religion must be 'The Church of Perpetual Moping'!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Waldorf: "I bet if you put all these soyjaks together, you'd still not find one good punchline."Statler: "They're the punchline to every internet argument!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Statler: "If these soyjaks were any less animated, they'd be statues in a museum of misery."Waldorf: "And I'd still be more entertained by the actual statues!"Both: "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
These additional quips continue to capture the essence of Statler and Waldorf's humor, poking fun at the exaggerated expressions and perceived lack of humor in soyjaks, all while staying true to their character from "The Muppet Show."
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>>113391>>113390toss really dropped the ball
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Glistening gem of a thread
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statler and waldorf won
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muppets won
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The Muppet show is pure kino, great thread
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they were dropping trvthnvkas on the game awards
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muppetposting will never catc-
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>>113405im trying to think of one its hard
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>>113405its hard to come up with a good one
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>>113442KYS I AM FUCKING LEAKING
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Statler and Waldorf won
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>>113449Still using this DNB of a website award
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>>113453I'm leaving this raisin website
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niche bullraisin that only ever was relevant in this thread
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