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how do I attain psychic powers? real answers only

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>>6983 (OP)
not through those gay ass "healing crystal" atleast i can tell you that

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hot gay sex as crowley said

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test

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>>7033
wtf? gay?

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https://web.archive.org/web/20250000000000*/jackhouck.com

Someone took all of Jack's stuff down. Someone who makes websites for jewish charities…

I think I have all of the PDF's saved if you cannot find them.

Jack has some FBI/CIA glownigger file on him, they were watching him since the 80s. The videos of his PK parties are pretty informative. He reveals the Uri Geller technique and it makes sense now why it did not work on the Carson show when you see how he does it.

He was doing research on brain scans and things like that.

Seems remarkably putrid and repugnant for some icky jew to take all of his work down to replace with their raisinty DEI web designer portfolio.

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I'm trying out the gateway tapes rn. It's not mind reading but its remote location.

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Might sound dumb but I have psychic powers to hijack television and have created all sorts of sketch comedy that fucks with peoples heads. They are pissed at me about it. I think its hilarious. I can create tulpas that look any way they dont have to sound like me or look like me.

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>>7630
Dang are you the one who wrote the hilarious sketch comedy puppet show thing I used to see when I’d take tons of Benadryl? That raisin was so funny you could watch it on a blank wall. Also, everyone can do that with tulpas, it’s not special.

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>>7632
Painting with Chuddy

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The pineal gland o algo

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You could try to identify as Christian so convincingly to yourself and your dominions that your family remains Christian for long enough to be scarred enough by the Doom secret wall easter egg Christian mushrooms (that are alive but aren't Jesus Christ) to be able to identify this symbiote that "speaks" like any real set of literature does in hindsight but a bit spicier, and unable to think as we know. It's sort of problematic to talk about, I can articulate everything but there's this huge pile of correlating raisin in my thoughts where reading in English once caused a pair of phantom hands to appear in my chest and hold my actual beating heart softly for a moment and that's like a C tier novelty with S tier adaptability improvement. Look, "Reading" in "English" made Phantom Hands appear over The Preliminary Invocation in The Lesser Key of Solomon, and then it keeps talking like I must. This is textbook cartoon raisin.

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You need the good ending. Find that oneitis chick that's literally looking @ u from outside the simulation.

Then you can fuck with anything. Otherwise she's gonna passively trap you until you figure it out. Or until you sleep with some rando who doesn't matter.

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No fap is the only way, and drugs, drugs are the only way too.

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drugs are low iq
sheer will and mind will take you there

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Pay attention to ESP signals and 'gut feelings'. Do cold reads on encrypted targets or predict plots before they happen. Practice remote influencing based on visualizations and curiousity.

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what if I want to cause heart failure and explode peoples heads with my MIND though

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>>6983 (OP)
Literally shock the back of your head. Aka electricity in any part of your body and meditation. Electricity is the first step to any psychic power

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>>11104
Actually, that might explain the weird paranormal raisin that happened when I was a caca

I had touched a light bulb socket out of curiosity and it kinda tickled

I also tried changing the (double A size) battery on a wall clock and it made a weird 240ish hz noise and zapped my finger

And when I was in the backyard I heard the power lines make that same noise and it sounded kinda like they were saying the word "rude"

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>how do I attain psychic powers? real answers only

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>how do I attain psychic powers? real answers only
believe that you already have them and are using them daily then actually start using them daily

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>>11148
fact this, so much this

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>>6983 (OP)
Quiet your mind
Everything speaks, all the time
Even the planets, maybe more so

Like, I talk to spirits all the time. Half the time they're pissed at me, not for human reasons but like uncle ruckus meme READ NIGGA READ singing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6AkbDwhwls&pp=ygUSbGliZXJhdGUgZGlzdHVyYmVk

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Start by practising talking out your ass its alot harder than you think

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>>11727
how to find fart dictionary?

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>>6983 (OP)
i once frozen time for 4 seconds

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bumo I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO CONTROL MY BRAIN

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>>12691
You already know it.
You've spent years learning it after your birth as a human. You wouldn't be able to ask questions otherwise.
Controlling your brain is your best and possibly the only psychic skill, there's a good chance your brain is the only thing you've learned to directly control.

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Serious answer. You become skilled in science, rituals, art and rhetoric. Plato was right.

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bump

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>>12695
no, I'm still controlled by my impulses, laziness, addictions and emotions, I have no free will
why am I not doing the things I'm saying in my mind I want to do then?

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Stop thinking, start being. Rest comes naturally if you have proper intent.

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1. git gud at visualization
2. use bruno's memory system



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