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I've felt it more than once, countless times. I write something, it comes true in one way or another. It usually happens when I am texting in a group chat or in dms, haven't tried it in irl talking.

I am afraid of abusing this power so I don't say any big things that are hard to occur, and rarely lie, and try to mask lies and/or exaggeration by making them in question form or adding "maybe".

It happened enough for me to develop a habit of never writing anything that's wrong

 13954[Quote]

write that all followers of Judaism will die tomorrow please

 13955[Quote]

>>13954
All those who claim to be Jewish will suffer greatly more than non-jews during the next earth rotation around the sun, and the rotations afterwards, and the non-jews won't be harmed by the retaliatory evil of the jews.

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>>>13954 (You)
>All those who claim to be Jewish will suffer greatly more than non-jews during the next earth rotation around the sun, and the rotations afterwards, and the non-jews won't be harmed by the retaliatory evil of the jews.

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>>13955
The prophecy has been revealed

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>>13953 (OP)
Ok can I request that you write something for me?

 14013[Quote]

>>13953 (OP)
Just write that I start an affair with the head of HR at my job she's really hot.

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>>14014
Oh come on man can't something be easy in life once? I know don't even.

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>>14015
no. the lizards need our juicy nigger juices so they can live for a thousand years and reality needs to suck balls because thats how they get their juice from people.
i imagine some prequel before incarnating here and im watching some Earth advertisement where they hype it up and make it seem like its an awesome adventure to live here but then you get here and the reptilian niggers capture you, make you work and turn you into a loosh cow for the rest of your life.

 14025[Quote]

>>14013
I don't encourage cheating

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>>14020
Isn't that the plot of that sunglasses movie?

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>>14025
Oh she's not single?

 14030[Quote]

>>14027
Doesn't affair imply cheating?

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>>14030
Hmm well I guess affair came to my mind because it's pretty much a no-no to fuck her since she outranks me at work (which is kind of what makes it hot lol), so no one could know, but I don't really know if she is married.

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>>14031
Smh I miss when guys stalked the girls they fantasized about more.

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>>14035
Man she's like the type of lady to make everyone tense, like other employees are kind of scared of her but I just get a boner lol. She seems to have a problem with me I think, like she has gone out of her way to not even acknowledge my existence. In my schizo head, that means she likes me.

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>>14036
Wait a damn minute I remember reading a hentai Manhawa about this same situation lmaoo

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>>14041
Well it's not a bad premise dude, I just wish these thigns happened in real life. I want her to assert her authority and demand sex from me RIGHT NOW.

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>>13953 (OP)
>Writes all moderators stroke out and fucking die, hurts too
>All mods. Not just the cacachan mods, not just the reddit mods, soy mods too, discord mods, yes even your personal discord group
>Don't feel a twinge of guilt killing what only turns out to be maybe 1% of the population, when all they do is harass, defame, and assault anyways

 14195[Quote]

Write that you will do a barrel roll



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