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Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 03:03:12 №13731 [Quote]

How pissed do you think Christians will be when they learn that Heaven is more gay than they originally thought and that angels are androgynous beings who have no gender? How will they cope?

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 04:51:06 №13737 [Quote]

The same way everyone copes, by enjoying heavenly bliss for a funny number of years.

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 19:57:32 №13846 [Quote]

? Angels are not ordinary humans, who cares.

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 20:50:01 №13853 [Quote]

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Oh noooo, I won't have this material trash body trying to make me goon and defile my spirit with dopamine traps. It'll be so awful pursuing the mysteries of the universe and enjoying endless entertainment of a higher, graceful order…

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 21:02:04 №13856 [Quote]

>>13731 (OP)
No. There are sexy female angels that wear beautiful garments and armor. They're called Valkyries and they're great musicians, singers, and they're all beautiful and righteous.

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 05:42:37 №14209 [Quote]

>>13731 (OP)
Androgynous is a human term
Angels would be genderless in the same way some alien rock of unknown minerals is. Androgynous implies human characteristics, angels wholly do not appear human

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 06:13:01 №14211 [Quote]

>>14209
I can guarantee you that there are beautiful women in Heaven.

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 10:34:04 №14216 [Quote]

>>14211
Not in the one Jesus talked about.

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 18:14:59 №14224 [Quote]

>>13853
gooning won

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 18:15:17 №14225 [Quote]

>>13731 (OP)
Kill yourself OneShot nigger

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 22:53:48 №14231 [Quote]

>>14216
if there ain't no pussy then that ain't heaven, that's hell

Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 03:32:24 №14236 [Quote]

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>>>14216
>if there ain't no pussy then that ain't heaven, that's hell

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