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 β„–13001[Quote]

you get immense power from gooning

 β„–13022[Quote]

dont you just get the same "energy" which you get from toxic bean juice (coffee) which is just stress

 β„–13025[Quote]

>>13022
gooning makes you chill and it increases your good vibrations it instantly removes all stress and all bad feelings and leaves you peaceful and calm with no wories and no anxiety

 β„–13026[Quote]

>>13025
i doubt that, your dick is just constantly under pressure and youre just wasting your energy and time on futile pleasures

 β„–13027[Quote]

semen retention gooning is the final boss
porn is bad dough

 β„–13069[Quote]

Quite the contrary. Gooning ruins your brain

 β„–13314[Quote]

>>13026
>>13027
>>13069
your dick is under pressure but you lose pressure and you lose bad feelings that is not wasting your time or eenergy?

gooning is not a futile pleasure it is tension release rejuvenation and ecstasy and the middle finger to tptb

why do you not want people gooning? answer me? you can't because you are a federal agent trying to raise the gdp by goon prevention

 β„–13317[Quote]

Gooning is the ultimate soy golem slop lifestyle. Even worse sex not for the purpose of reproduction.

 β„–13319[Quote]

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EVERY TIME I JERK OFF TO PORN I HEAR THE FLIES OF BEEZLEBUB RINGING IN MY EARS AND NESTING IN MY MIND PORN IS A BIOWEAPON CREATED BY JEWS TO INFEST ALL THE GOYIM WITH BEEZLEBUB AND DOPAMINE DEMONS

 β„–13322[Quote]

>>13317
did you handler deposit a couple of shekels for that post smoothbrain?

>>13319
i hear calm and peace and tranquility radiated from the divine feminine aka mother gaia spreading love through multiversal fractals

this poster has been infested by ancient neuroworms (aka abrahamism) ignore him

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 β„–13324[Quote]

>>13319
if they're sucking on your solar plexus get that thing removed asap

 β„–13339[Quote]

no its not my fault that i live in a big black box death cube web of satan. however it is my fault for gooning. i take full responsibility for my actions now.

 β„–13340[Quote]

>>13339
It’s actually Jesuses fault, nail your sins to him on the cross and goon in peace.

 β„–13341[Quote]

>>13339
you should feel no shame in gooning it is perfectly healthy. stop acting like pretentious teenager. take pride in your body and thoughts and feelings do not repress your desires something natural is nothing to be ashamed of
i hate shills so goddamn much

 β„–13346[Quote]

>>13001 (OP)
Shalom Rabbi!

 β„–13349[Quote]

>>13340
>>13341
no. this world is permanently fucked. jacking off vs sitting and smiling. which do you prefer, assholes? i need to get myself a ball fluffer.

 β„–13352[Quote]

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>>13324
MY STOMACH HURTS AT ALL TIMES AND I ALWAYS HAVE DIAHRREA I DIDNT KNOW GOONING COULD DO THIS TO ME

 β„–13354[Quote]

Masturbating removes energy from you. If you have no reason to lower your loosh, then you should not masturbate nor waste your seed on anything else that isn't a fertile woman.

 β„–13376[Quote]

gooning fills you with the breath of the mother (nature) and you instantly get more women.

if you don't like gooning (i'm sorry to say it) you are a gay and you are pretending you aren't/

only a tranny wouldn't like being restored through gooning.

men love to get filled with energy by doing what you enjoy.

 β„–13378[Quote]

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>nevergooners be like

 β„–13379[Quote]

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>>13376
>>13349
>>13341
>>13322
>>13378
DEMON INFESTED WHORESON OF NAMAAH

 β„–13381[Quote]

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>>13379
>NAMAAH

i knew you were a disgusting filthy kike from the moment i read your posts

burn in hell rabbi

 β„–13385[Quote]

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Gross, a gooning thread on the 'arty.

 β„–13435[Quote]

>>13385
this world is full of dudes jacking off every day. is this a joke or somethin?

 β„–13439[Quote]

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 β„–13458[Quote]

>>>13317 (You)
>did you handler deposit a couple of shekels for that post smoothbrain?
>
>>>13319
>i hear calm and peace and tranquility radiated from the divine feminine aka mother gaia spreading love through multiversal fractals
>
>this poster has been infested by ancient neuroworms (aka abrahamism) ignore him
Filthy nigger. The only shekels here are in your grubby claws when not pulling on your micropenis to anal and other demonic porn garbage. Delulu schizotard.

 β„–13658[Quote]

>>13458
wtf does delulu mean? do i have to go to your fbi linguistics dictionary to decrypt that because you're a flaming homosexual that can't type english.

 β„–13659[Quote]

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>>13658
Why do troons and gooners type in all lowercase like this? "Look at me I'm putting so little effort into my seething obsession!"

 β„–13673[Quote]

>>13439
fuck you fed I like my samsung s9

 β„–13695[Quote]

>>13659
this isn't the stoa poikile. look how much you care about arbitrary, trivialistic things. like whether some guy looks at women. you only care because you're a jealous homosexual.

 β„–13726[Quote]

>>13658
icl ts pmo brh sybau; brh b dlulu

 β„–13777[Quote]

>>13658
Seethe nigger

 β„–13821[Quote]

>>13314
tbtp want you gooning though why do you think its taken such a hold on millions of men

 β„–13823[Quote]

look at them trying to make you think that its a bad idea. it's pathetic. truly.

it's so sad that a bunch of creepy old men are this concerned about you releasing all pressure and negativity in your life.

absolutely disgusting

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>>13834
An ugly busted ass whore for ugly busted ass gooners.

 β„–13836[Quote]

>>13835
if you don't agree go somewhere else. i'm not here to argue with you. they clearly need more activities in the retirement home.

 β„–13838[Quote]

>>13836
Not a single person here likes you or agrees with your gooner trash. You're on the wrong website, 4caca loser.

 β„–13839[Quote]

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>>13838
you're salty because you will never look like that

 β„–13840[Quote]

rope yourself tranny

 β„–13841[Quote]

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 β„–13843[Quote]

>>13839
No arrow. Nice selfie

 β„–13845[Quote]

>>13001 (OP)
Unironically jews dont want you to know this

 β„–13850[Quote]

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>>13823
its not that. its about having a woman do it for you. but not being able to because the world you're living in is fake and gay and a bunch of people are on their way to hell.

 β„–13924[Quote]

>>13001 (OP)
when you goon to anime yes but to those flesh demons it is tribute to those demonic whores

 β„–13939[Quote]

Anti depressants decrease arousal. This leaves me with more time to focus on my hobbies. Gooning isn't particularly helpful, but on the other hand being one of those people who never jack off.
It's a shame that so much emotional energy nowerdays gets wasted on the increasingly difficult task of finding a partner.
For most people having a stable relationship is more emotionally for filling important completing hobbies or studying.

Gooning is just a cope for us not having for filling ways of spending our energy.

 β„–13997[Quote]

>>13850
>Tobacco, caffeine and taurine
<nothing wrong with them
>emptying your balls from a while
<NOOOO YOU'RE LOSING DIVINE POWERR!!!

 β„–14010[Quote]

>>13997
you need to coom and edge to train the vascular and muscles
you need to not coom too much to burn and fuse too many neurons in your brain
also, getting the muscles too strong can make you too good at holding it then it gets harder to coom but that is how you get the energy to attract a female

 β„–14075[Quote]

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 β„–14077[Quote]

gooning is for fags

 β„–14083[Quote]

>>14077
look how obvious they're becoming. this post confirms it.
they'll force you to watch bbc subliminals all day but once you post an attractive woman it's over for them.

 β„–14085[Quote]

gooning is for fags



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