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I want to turn into a wolf.

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>>11753 (OP)
I used to know a retard who played upright bass who, because his ass was always farting and leaking, would spray fabreeze on his taint because of his fat and smelly ass. This faggot was born and bred in the homeland(4suck) and would make sure everyone knew how edgy he was. He finally moved across the country and now pretends to give a fuck about Seattle millenial identity politics to try and get fart pussy but i know he still contemplates the rope every now and again.

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kys wolf nigger

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>>11787
thanks anon! i will keep myself safe!

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>>11753 (OP)
Yeah just go out in the woods where wolves live until you see a wolf and then open up your wrists and throat and sacrifice yourself to them and they'll eat you and you'll become a wolf

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>>11753 (OP)
that can only be done by reincarnation - you must reincarnate!

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>>11753 (OP)
ARRRROOOOOO

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wolfnigger spam thread into the trash

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>>11859
>i will use a racial slur and pretend im morally superior to you!
Why are you like this?

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poop and niggers dying

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>>>11859 (You)
>>i will use a racial slur and pretend im morally superior to you!
>Why are you like this?
because the nigger word tickles my brain, you annoy me, therefore the nigger word is the optimal word for insulting you

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>>11753 (OP)
In magic, I only really worry about that which I have been enlightened to in a way that makes logical and thus metaphysical sense. I don't want to drag this on longer than it has to be, but transformation doesn't exist. From personal experience, all that exists is merely a fucking with of the perception of those around you, in that an image of a wolf is essentially projected around you and may fool observers provided they do not have good eyesight. There are stories floating around about spontaneous breast enlargement and penis shortening rituals of the pentagram, but those would require the same amount of energy to heal that length of flesh in that short of a period of time. In theory, of course it is possible to heal yourself in a split second, but in practice it becomes very impractical once you begin actually testing how much energy is required just to heal very slightly faster, and with only a lifespan of 120 years to cultivate said energy. The majority of humans who express such desires are merely saying to everyone around them "look at me, I haven't begun by taking even the first step on my journey to becoming semi-competent at literally anything!"
>>12114
I don't really need to pretend to be morally superior to you or even explicitly say that you are a boysoy nigger buffoon, it just results naturally in the form of a subconscious assumption. It occurs as a psychological projection on your part of sorts in that you think I think you're gay, or that you think I think I'm better than you, when in reality I'm just standing the way I normally stand, walking in the way I normally walk, and invoking the specific paranorma of the Jews or the retards who happen to be in my vicinity. For instance, this is why all Jews have a nervous condition in which they subconsciously believe I am going to kill them, which is merely a result of the fact that they know deep down inside they deserve to be killed for what they have done.

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>>12288
you just did it again. twice.

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>>12288
>obsessed with racial slurs award

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>>>12288
>>obsessed with racial slurs award
You're just mad I can elevate my mood by saying nigger. How niggerlicious, niggardly even. Such a funny word, I love it.



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