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>"You filthy med scum. What are you doing here? This is Hyperborea! Also, you talk like a nigger and your son is a tranny!"
>"Get out of here you drunk Nazi bigot, or else I will punch you and brag about it on Reddit."

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awful open world slop whoever designed the norse gods should kys

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>>28073 (OP)
these games were dog raisin compared to the original trilogy. whoever thought of getting rid of the beat em up gameplay in favor of an over the shoulder slow paced action game completely missed the point of what made this series iconic. also everyone is fucking gay, or marvel in nu-GoW, and there are no nude scenes, or sex scenes. this is how you know the was produced, and developed by literal raisin eating faggots.

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28364
As a fan of the original trilogy and Ghost of Sparta, I agree.
I fucking hate how they Netflix'ed another series/franchise I loved.
Modern gaymers just guzzle cutscene-slop down like no tomorrow. There was never a need for a reboot or redesign of the game, I could have thought of a million different ways to revitalize the gameplay.
All modern games have to feel like they were made by Naughty Dog or else they aren't good in the eyes of morons.
They could have retained the fast paced beat-em-up gameplay without sacrificing cutscenes too but they went very one-dimensional with the presentation and HAD to make it be The Last of Kratos. Bullraisin.

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>>28367
Remember when cutscenes were pre-rendered, and had an actual artistic style attributed to them that made you want to see what would happen next in the story? I remember as a kid thinking "OH WOW PRERENDERED CUTSCENES IN THE FUTURE WILL BE INSAAAANE". Magic is gone now, it's all real-time dog raisin in some version of UE, trying to copy some successful template (for nu-GoW they decided Dark Souls a game that isn't about combat, but is about how you plan a build to tackle challenges), and end up completely misunderstanding gameplay design as a whole. Sony Santa Monica deserves to get hit by a fucking asteroid with the entire team inside. I think it's intentional, and was really about pushing agendas.
>oh look remember hyper masculine blood thirsty killer man who combo-fucks gods like a motherfucker at highspeeds because his family is dead?
>what if we took him, made him a pacifist, had him adopt feminine traits, and gave him another family!
Oh and the fucking gay squirrel thing in the sequel. I strongly feel they sacrificed Kratos, and his IP to push gay-butt sex equality and josh whedon quips.

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>>oh look remember hyper masculine blood thirsty killer man who combo-fucks gods like a motherfucker at highspeeds because his family is dead?
>>what if we took him, made him a pacifist, had him adopt feminine traits, and gave him another family!

<character change… le bad!

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>>28390
>what the fuck do you mean I have to come up with original ideas to sell my state sponsored homosexual gay butt-sex story, character change is good! how else will i sell this without using an already respected, and iconic IP!
nu-GoW is basically the DmC of the DMC series.

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>>28392
Nu-GoW storytelling isn't that compelling but this narrative is gay

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>>28401
sounds like you like gay buttsex, and soyjack looking protagonist when you're not indulging yourself off josh whedon quips.

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>>28402
>indulging yourself off
>soyjack
Made it all up in your head award

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>>28405
you seem to have took it personally enough to express your upsettiness. not my fault you have raisin taste.

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>>28408
>Someone paid attention to my ESL rants, they're seething and I win
Seems a little gay

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>>28413
so you admit you're seething? i accept your concession. maybe take a xanax or something so you can chill out lol.

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>blatant character assassination and egregious gameplay changes are OK because reasons
it's always fucking gay when anyone uses the past support of something and does a heel turn to appeal to people that don't even like the series, etc, you're known for. just for more money when you already had a big audience that would have given you money if you just continued making the same quality of games you already were making!

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>>28748
meant for >>28390



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