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>having a beard
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manlier than any zoomer cuck
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>Woodworking
>Kayaking
>Buttpumping
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>>7105 (OP)"manly" should never be followed by the word "tears"
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I can't grow facial hair, okay. Leave me alone.
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>>7689you can probably grow the scumbag mustache. Unless you're fat, don't do this if you're fat.
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Is this an accurate portrayal of middle aged Republicans?
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>>7980more like 60+ but yes they have been completely cuckbroken by the obama era and on of television
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>>7982Any boomer could easily beat the fucking piss out of you ipad brained freaks
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>>7105 (OP)Ron would never admit to the first or ever engage in the latter two.
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>>8046But would they actually do it though? Where would they find the time? In between selling out future generations and their own ethnicity and, of course, worshipping israel in all it's forms and facets?
Nah I think we are safe from boomers, regardless of how tough you pretend they are or are not.
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>>8069Say any of this pathetic pansy ass raisin to a boomer's face and watch how fucking fast your spine gets snapped in half and your fucking back broken.
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>>12190boomers are literally 80 years old you retard
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>>12193And yet those boomers could break your fucking neck with ease, you imbecile
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>>7980No it’s the new tactic from liberal Hollywood. It all started with Buttfuck Mountain. They take men in traditionally manly roles (cowboys, ranchers, blue collar whatever) and make them gay faggots. See Yellowstone or Oilman etc. the propaganda never ends.
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>>12321Most Republicans happen to be secretly gay. Grindr suffered a crash during the Republican National Convention.
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>>12193Say that to a boomer's face.
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>>12311Based boomer giving zoomzam punks a beatdown
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>>7113>manlier than any zoomer cuckOk well that's not a high bar, he's still a millennial wine aunt's caricature of a masculine man.
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>>12311>>8046>>12190Why are you fellating the boomer generation just to dunk on zoomers? I know your dad handed your ass to you on a regular basis so now you're scared of your elders, but that doesn't represent how most of us feel about aging men with beer guts.
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>>14236Why are you pretending that a boomer three times your age couldn't break your pencil neck into pieces if you even dared to look at him wrong?
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>>14554>boomer three times your ageBecause that would put him at about a century old
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>>14650>all this cope to deflect from his overwhelming lack of strengthWould be gut-bustingly hilarious to watch you get your ass whooped by a boomer and him tearing your broccoli hairpiece of your head
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Common 👏 Sense 👏 Gun 👏 Control
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Epic bacon
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Just fucking stick your whole fucking forearm inside my cavernous pisshole already nigga -The Office
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A faggot
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>A faggot
x a billion
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>>14774Dudes in their 30s are broccoli heads now? Hahaha you are so fucking retarded. You must be THE oldfag
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>>14915Keep it up zoomer. One day you'll run into a boomer who will snap your underdeveloped calves in half like a fucking pretzel.
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>>14236Because I'm gay and like older men.
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>>14774I love it when boomers "bust" my "guts."
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>>15056Why are zoomers so gay?
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>>14915Little fuckin siss zooms….. kicking your asses would be so easy…….
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>DUDE LOL eating le bacon is manly
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When I discovered how diametrically opposed the actor's personality is to the character I was crushed.
Like when I found out Michael Gross (Burt Gummer) was anti-2A.
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>>15602>Michael Gross (Burt Gummer) was anti-2A.I heard he walked that back but it was probably just because he was getting backlash and still wanted a paycheck.
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>all these tough guy larpers
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>>16307We'll see whose larping when I'm a mile deep in your crust.
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>>16973>american cardboard so weak they need a plastic mini table to keep it away from the pizza cazzo in culo
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>>7105 (OP)>Using beard oils.Nothing wrong with that, after 2 weeks my beard gets scruffy without it
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>>16983Actually it's because we order 100 pizzas at a time and they stack them on top of each other.
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>>7683This is so heckin wholesome ❤️
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Epic bacon 🥓
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Is there a reason Millenials equate bacon with manliness?
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>>17551Their parents wouldn't get it for them so once they became adults and could buy their own food they bought all of the stuff they couldn't have before. Bacon is good it's just not a personality.
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>>17551>>17695It was just an epic meme. It probably literally came from the youtube channel Epic Meal Time. Further more when Parks and Recreation was released in 2009 the oldest millenials were like 25, while the show's creator was in his late 40s, as was the actor for Ron Swanson. Basically all of the cringe culture people blame millenials for was created by the handful of generation X that actually exist (there's about 4,000 of them in total) and you're all retarded.
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bacon sucks btw
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>>17770Holy raisin an actual LE EPIC BACON!!!111 millennial seether
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>>17770Gen x gets so defensive when you call out their bullraisin. Notice the one larping as a zoomer.
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>>17839yeah, they were a relatively small generation of people but they were also like all of the radio acts and all of the media creators for the last 20 years or so. I was born in 1991, 9/11 happened when I was 11 years old, the 2008 economic crash happened one year before I graduated highschool and then when life was finally looking up for me the fake chinese virus destroyed the world for 2 years. I'm 33 years old and I've lived through three "once in a lifetime" economic events and now a house with 1/8th of an acre of land costs $450,000 and the $80,000 a year I make is barely above grug tier. I want to kill everyone 15+ years old than me, tomorrow.
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>>17791Why don't you just fuck off?
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>>7113I can sense the weakness radiating off of you. It's like a foul stench, pervasive and vulgar.
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chud thread
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>>7105 (OP)What about crust busting?
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>>15602What do you mean? Even the character he plays is an obnoxious faggot who is fine with gays, immigrants and he hates white people.
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>>20625What about you getting your ass kicked by an immigrant?
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Poopy hairy smelly unwashed apocalyptic omega man geriatric toilet paper free crusty diseased butt anus hemmhroid hole
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he was good in the mcdonalds movie but besides that this actor is vastly overrated even if his character is a better part of Parks, that show isn't even worth watching overall
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>>13455So true. Voted Trump three times and I just cannot stop guzzling cum loads.
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>>20153I'm cultivating crust.
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>>14826Who are you quoting?
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chud thread
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This dude might be ok if he wasn't such a pretentious dickhead. I hate reddit subhumans for appropriating him