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Hollywood studios tend to have movies and plan movies in to a 10 year time frame. Examples include Marvel Phase 1 and 2.
But modern females are aging so poorly, how will this affect the casting and movies in the pipeline?

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Cocaine is a helluva drug

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BUMP

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>>5103 (OP)
bro 18 year olds today look more disgusting than 25 year olds a few decades ago
>how will this affect the casting and movies in the pipeline?
either they go full James Bond (casting 30-50 year old hags for roles 18-25 in the books) or just cast 12 year old vaxxie microplastic enjoyers for the role of "normal" 25 year olds

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>>12529
> (casting 30-50 year old hags for roles 18-25 in the books)
Is this modern Bond movies? I didnt have an issue with the pre the 2000 movies. Eva Green wasnt an eye sore either. No Time to Die was the worse. and the one before that was pretty raisinty too

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>>12534
it was always the case; just look up the age of the girl in the book (always mentioned, lel) and then the age of the actress in the movie
>Eva Green wasnt an eye sore
yes she was she ruined what could have been the best Bond movie EVER

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>>12541
>yes she was she ruined what could have been the best Bond movie EVER
James Bond was ruined by the time Dench became M
It was protowoke

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>>12558
but in Casino Royale M actually gets the shaft and otherwise has minimal screen time
>warlord sipping coke and handing over pinball machine to niglet
>real life stunts from 40 year old actor
>gambling like it was the 1950's
>petty claims growing into gigantic stakes
>literally a CIA nigger
now this is art

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>>12570
It was a good movie, sure, but Felix Leiter being black was the beginning of the end.

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>>12570
It was a refreshing bond. Muscular and legit action scenes.
Skyfall was cool too, really showed off Daniel Craig/Bonds strength and physique (hanging off the elevator). Craig brought a different experience to the Bond character, mainly the actual toughness.

Either way, the James Bonds with lea seydoux were the worse
He smug sneering face and the wokeness of the movies. Skyfall was the last good bond.

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>>12585
it was meant as a funny exception (Bond being like "huh what the heck do you want, let me go") not a rule
unfortunately Obama era & smartphones rolled in shortly after and that was that
>>12592
>Skyfall was the last good bond.
meh I draw the line at Casino Royale
every movie before that, even of cheesy and low effort still had somewhat resembling a soul
they were relaxing even if giving their due to hope and valuing skill and tech
after Casino Royale they took themselves too seriously

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>>12623
>it was meant as a funny exception (Bond being like "huh what the heck do you want, let me go") not a rule
unfortunately Obama era & smartphones rolled in shortly after and that was that
What?

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>>12626
>2006 Casino Royale
>2007 iPhone
>2008 Obama

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>>12628
So smartphones? What about it?
I just know Skyfall went with the the agency is getting old or something. I just know the last 2 films were garbage.

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>>12635
was replying to >>12585 pointing out that the spread of a stereotype foreshadowed the era we are living in
>So smartphones? What about it?
hyper-gossip and ultra-whoring devices for females
the lost fertility indirectly leads to the need to import hyper-violent cannibals, mainly into Europe (including the UK)

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>>12647
>spread of a stereotype
What stereotype? Replacing M with Dench, a female and Felix with a black? Cause even in the last Brosnan film, you could see Bond getting mocked.
Last year, I did a James Bond marathon in 2 days, so the degrade in tone and quality is very noticeable if you do a marathon.

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>>12652
i guess you must be chinese because you can't handle grammar
what was that anon mentioning? Felix being Black
there is your answer

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>>5103 (OP)
I was actually pleasantly surprised how fuckable Ariana still was in Wicked given how gaunt she looks these days. Makeup/costume guys must have put in the work.

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>>12660
a female is composed from 33% haircut 33% makeup 33% shoes

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get the LA fent look

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>>12656
Felix was black so the movie was woke.

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>>12664
More like 90% make up and 10 angles.

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>>12685
I said "female" not movie star
but yeah you are right

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In the end, it was Victoria Justice who was the real winner. Just like the story of The Tortoise and the Hare.

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>>18356
>The Tortoise and the Hare.
You mean the Tortoise and the Hag

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>>5103 (OP)
Reminder this whore is responsible for the deaths of little girls.

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>>19407
The muslim/israel bombings at her show like 8 years ago? Yeah, we know.

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>>12695
sybau

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>>18359
>the Tortoise and the Hag

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>>21490
Fuck I completely forgot about the Manchester nail bombs.

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>>5103 (OP)
Only date asian women.

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>>21585
Their poops smell weird.

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>>21579
kek trd

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>>5103 (OP)
Being rapped by jews is a helluva drug

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Zoomers aging like raisin.
I cant wait to see how poorly Gen A and B will age.

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>>12370
Vegetarianism, actually.

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Current year filmmaking is about normalizing pig-ugly women because they are deathly afraid that somewhere a hetersexual man might be getting titillated without permission by imagery that is not interracial or transsexual

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>>23977
>Current year filmmaking is about normalizing pig-ugly women
This. Not sure about the rest of your post though. They do this because the majority of the first world is very brown/black/ugly and gone is era where beauty is appreciated. Everyone is spiteful and poor and ugly and would rather everyone be like them instead of looking up to someone.



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