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Shartyxisters…….

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>>22868 (OP)
If a guy ever does that to you in real life, if you don't want to headbutt him directly on the nose, sometimes even better maybe you can bite down as hard as you can on any combination of his lips or the end of his nose.

When you bite the nose, try to get a good solid bite up to the middle of the nose, try to bite through and break the cartilage that makes the shape of the nose, break it in your most powerful chomp, then immediately BEND and TWIST and try to rip the nose off, pushing off on his body to break away with his nose torn off. Spit it in his face.

If you get the lips, try to grab his head and chin to assist in ripping and tearing them off.

If he tries to defend by pushing his hands and fingers into your face, you can switch to grabbing a finger and breaking it backwards, then go back to biting his face off and/or kicking him in the gut, balls, or knee.

Never let a dude put his fucking face in your face, screaming like that. I'll fucking give you something to scream about you gay nigger. Gouge your fucking eyeballs out.

I don't kill people, I fucking DESTROY them, but I leave them fucking alive, crippled and mutilated, just so I can fucking make myself laugh anytime I want by picturing them in my head and wondering what they might be doing or thinking about right now, while I'm driving or brushing my teeth or listening to a brand new piece of music, I can think, "I wonder what he's thinking about?"

And I know exactly what he's thinking about, the fucking day everything changed forever and he wishes he could go back but he can't. That's what he's thinking about. Every fucking day, every fucking second, being taken care of by his fucking mom who has to be a full-time nurse now, clean him, feed him, put him to bed, and get him up again.

You scream in my face like that, you'll be a fucking broken doll in a small dark room in a small dark house with your whole family stuck living in fucking horror of your wretched fate for the rest of your fucking life.

Don't try it. 'Cause you'll be living in Hell every day and I'll be laughing about it while I drink a beer and smoke on my porch at night, just wondering what you're thinking about.

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>>22868 (OP)
Ahhh yes
Back when Daredevil was good.



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