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 21328[Quote]

>*sucks your dick*
What did Tolkien mean by this?

 21346[Quote]

Do you think he's top or bottom

 21350[Quote]

Can you imagine Gandalf taking it up the ass

 21365[Quote]

That's not Tolkien

 22495[Quote]

is this why his character was made gay in fantastic animals?

 22871[Quote]

>>21346
FOOL OF A TOOK
A (gay) WIZARD IS NEVER A TOP OR A BOTTOM
HE IS PRECISELY WHERE HE WANTS TO BE

 22987[Quote]

>>21328 (OP)
Don't forget, Rowling made Richard Harris and that Mexican knock-off Dumbledore retroactively gay for all time.

So at one time, Richard Harris played Jesus Christ. Yeah. Guess what that means…

I'm 90% sure that Mexican Dumbledore was a faggot to begin with, plus a pedophile, which actually would have otherwise been the only based thing about him if he was fucking straight, which he probably wasn't, but definitely isn't now and therefore never was, since EVERY Dumbledore is now GAY, CANONICALLY, in HARRY POTTER. Rowling did this in a question answer session at a book signing to a CHILD'S INNOCENT QUESTION and she planted the fucking seed of the concept of homosexuality in that little girl's head and the heads of every other little girl who heard that or read the books or saw the movies or even heard her friends talking about it.

Like Medusa.

 23083[Quote]

>Gandalf? Yes. That's what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.

>I am Gandalf the Gay.



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