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>Release the best musician movie of all time
>It doesn't try to make Robbie look like a saint who did nothing wrong like the faggy queen movie
>It bombs hard because Americans think it was about Robbin Williams
I can't fucking believe it…

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>>16941 (OP)
Why is he a monkey though?

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>>16952
Because he sees himself as less evolved than most people.

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>>16941 (OP)
It was good. But the story was nonexistent and forced
>omg I want to be a famous musician
>omg I'm a famous singer! But I'm addicted to drugs and sex lol
>umm…
>this other band was bragging about playing Knebworth and AS WE ALL KNOW, Knebworth is a super huge big deal
>so now this is about my struggle to play Knebworth
>…
>and then I played a concert at Knebworth after nothing going wrong
>BUT I was super anxious about it
>and then umm… I decided that I should stop being a twat so I stopped
>and now I'm a Better Man (tm)

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It bombed because Americans rarely turn out for movies about monkeys, see the recent failure of Sinners for example.

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Fuund baand

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Buy an ad spammer

 β„–17991[Quote]

The only time I’ve ever heard of Robbie Williams was from an art hoe I knew and /mu/.

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>>17991
He does have a few great bangers. Give credit where credit is do.

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>>16941 (OP)
That’s not why it bombed. People actually know who Robin Williams is.

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Geg

 β„–20970[Quote]

literally learned who he was when the movie dropped, was impressed that he was some kind of cultural staple turn of century brittain

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>>16941 (OP)
I don't know if you realize this, but the market for ape and monkey-themed films has been completely saturated the past several years, from King Kong to Planet of the Apes to Monkey Man, Monkey King, and several others I can't think of, There was even one called White Monkey or something but it wasn't a monkey, it was some Indian kung fu raisin.

By trying to give their film a unique look or gimmick, making the main character a chimp, all they really did was make it blend in with every other third movie which is also inexplicably about monkeys or apes for some reason.

Seriously, there are way more ape and monkey movies that I can't even remember, if you go looking through movies for the last few years, it's crazy how many ape and monkey-related films there were. I remember when it was a big deal when there were two different asteroid movies at the same time, or two volcano movies, or two movies about ants, everybody used to point out how odd it was, what a strange coincidence, how unique a statistical anomaly it is, "wow, two submarine movies in the same year, what are the odds?"

All of a sudden there's DOZENS and DOZENS of ape and monkey movies at the same time and nobody thinks that's weird.

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>>20970
He was also pretty big in most of Europe, Australia and Latin America. For some reason, he never made much of a dent in North America or Asia. Getting big globally was pretty hard pre-internet. Even the Beatles didn't really have a big impact in most of Asia and that was only much later.

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>>16941 (OP)
no it bombed because it's a dograisin biopic with a uk musician as a monkey. i am not paying money for this. sounds fucking awful. i can just go on youtube, and see several monkeys in your country actually going aperaisin if i want to.



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