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>*sucks your cock*

 β„–10248[Quote]

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>>*sucks your cock*
Did she? Where? webm?

 β„–10261[Quote]

NOOOOO! DON'T SUCK MY COCK! NOOOOOOOOOO!

 β„–10273[Quote]

She's got a great godlike rack. Outside of that…
>fridge body
>nonexistent ass
>lacks child-bearing hips
>hag face
>crow's feet
>bland valley girl personality
Literally mogged by every K-pop girl ever.

 β„–10279[Quote]

Sydney Sweeney is mid and I'm tired of pretending she's not. [spoiler]Still would.[/spoiler]

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>>10234 (OP)
She's overrated. Abigail's tits are much better.

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ugly

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>>10297
>27
>looks 47
jfc

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>>10297
oink oink

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>>10297
>A list actress
>meanwhile OF thot who used to work at McDonald's
Why do these things keep happening?

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>>10345
Grim. Literally the least aesthetic generation to ever exist. Souless. Dull. Lacks refinement.

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>>10345
this is better

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>>10352
This.
Pornstars on Clips4Sale are unironically more fappable.

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>>10345
>>10356
She is 18 year old here.

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>>10356
Paris Hilton was a babe. Only millennials will understand. Her sex tape was one of the first faps I've had as a 12 year old and is ingrained in my mind forever.

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>>10363
She was hot.

 β„–10393[Quote]

>>10361
>>10356
>this made boomers cum in the pants

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>>10363
She was hot and she managed to age a lot better than her contemporaries (probably because she didn't bog herself) but that sex tape was fucking trash.

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>>10393
This made you cum in your pants

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>>10398
she cute

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>>10397
>she didn't bog herself
Surprisingly based. Other whores would've gotten a nose job or fake tits by now for sure.

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>>10397
Aged women always look angry

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>>10413
>>10413
they know they hit the wall and there's no return. It's only downhill from here.

 β„–10490[Quote]

>>10438
>>10438
Roasties btfo

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>>10296
Then I would have to put my newborn in the oven.

 β„–10566[Quote]

>>10356
>>10361
>>10363
>>10365
Millenial here, this retarded bitch was always trash. She was never hot.

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>>10401
What the fuck is this, coomerb8 for ants?

 β„–10571[Quote]

>>10273
I like her tits and the fact that she looks genuinely retarded.

 β„–10665[Quote]

>>10398
she's only hot when she's Wednesday

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>>10234 (OP)
>kisses her afterwards
:3

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>>10297
She 100% looks like some peasant wife in the middle ages who has like 6 kids,massive tits and a fat ass. Excellent

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>>10234 (OP)
SSRI stare

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>>10234 (OP)
what are some porn stars that look like her?

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>>10273
Her face isn't great but everything else is

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>>11002
plenty of recent girls with Mike Adriano,too many to name

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>>10248
Geg you can make videos like this, but it can only be 10 seconds long.

Here’s a gigachad image if you want use that.
https://lemonslice.com/

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gross

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>>11117
I find the thought of a beautiful woman sucking cock to be arousing, not gross.

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>>>10393
>This made you cum in your pants

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>>11846
based

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>>10296
>brown Jew nipples

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>>11883
Her teats are not brown. Look them up.

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>>11896
Teet =/= nipple. Look it up.

 β„–11983[Quote]

fuck's up with her right eye?

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>>11983
She is dysgenic

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>>10273
> K-pop girl
Disgusting. Mogged by mid-tier white women.

 β„–12574[Quote]

>>12093
Korean women are more whiter than actual white women. This is an irrefutable fact.

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>>10234 (OP)
thanks, you too

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>>11002
Sid Deuce

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>>10234 (OP)
>>10297
>>10345
>>10398
>>10963
>>11053
>>11121
>gen z finds this attractive
Was it something in the water?

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>>10297
>>11053
She may not be drop dead gorgeous, but she's not ugly. She has a mid face and big tits. What's important though is she KNOWS he popularity comes from her having big tits, so she knows her place and has a sense of humour about it. A chick who understands her situation and is thankful for what she has is immensely more attractive that a drop dead gorgeous chick who mistakenly believes that she deserves everything given to her because of her personality and acts like an entitled cunt.

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>>12743
>she KNOWS he popularity comes from her having big tits, so she knows her place and has a sense of humour about it.
Peer reviewed source?

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>>12754
This and her refusal to stop doing nude and sex scenes makes it obvious that she knows why she's popular.

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>>12774
Unironically based

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>>12774
She isnt popular.
Like who cares.
>Ohhhhh a bunch of mid men find me attractive.
What a loser actress.

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>>11057
You better start naming names, nigger.

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>>12780
Found the woman.

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>>10963
name of girl?

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>>10273
>nonexistent ass
>logged by every kpop girl
Which one is it because kpop girls have no ass either

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>>13106
Presented without comment

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>>13134
she looks like a total eggcell. her face screams β€œinfertile, stay away.”

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>>13138
Agreed. Wouldn't go anywhere near Sweeney.

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>>13134
Left is way better and I prefer white women

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>>10345
Source my friend?

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Syd is a cute

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>>10273
>Literally mogged by every K-pop girl ever.
You might've had a point until you revealed yourself to be a fucking kpop fag. Kpop fags deserve to have the life squeezed from their worthless heads lol. At least admit that the sole reason you listen to the music is because you just like to stare at the women with your tiny cock in your hand.

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>>14312
Soma Howah

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>>14387
I don't even listen to the music. I just stare at the women with my BWC in my hand.

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>>14312
I'm not your friend, buddy

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Thanks, sweetheart

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Feels good man

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>>15389
But I showed you my cock.

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>>14387
Eternally assmad Karen lol

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>>13134
Photo that destroyed the 4cuck /tv/. Made countless of jeetjannies blow a gasket and ban several regions in anger. Gave all of them PTSD because, at any point, one of their precious babysat Swiney threads could get invaded and conquered by Womy the Hag Slayer.

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>>13134
>>14387
>>16943
>>16949
You people limit yourselves by drawing lines against each other. Truly the only intelligent choice would be to fuck both.

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>>10273
looks good to me

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>>19153
Akin to those fags saying "a hole is a hole just le fuck le both".

Swiney is gross.

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>>16949
Sydney looks better in motion than the asian

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>>14341
The smile is key for Sydney and I think she knows it.

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>>10234 (OP)
*squeezes your boob*

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>>10234 (OP)
she looks like she got down syndrome, who is she?

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>>12754
Your source is the literal one place on the internet that tells the truth? This place used to piss my teachers off so much that they'd tell me that you can't use it was a source. Then they'd go and copy and paste some worksheets off for "homework"

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>lazy eye
Cannot unsee.

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Not a chance

My cock… is unsuckable

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>>10297
Bros…

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>>10234 (OP)
Americans have no standards.
Majority of men are not attractive so what they find attractive is also unattractive.
Look at the top OF and pornstars or most watched videos on porn sites, all of the girls are ugly.

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Nothin personal kiddo

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>>10356
>>10363
Eel body
No thanks

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>>23381
Shes hot
youre just fat

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>>12774
>refusal to stop doing nude and sex scenes
I think she forget to put one in muh-damn web.

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<_> - Let me suck your cock baby

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I didn't consent to that!

 β„–24120[Quote]

She is so fucking ugly.



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