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Tech News & Industry Insights
The Register - https://www.theregister.com/
Fudzilla - https://fudzilla.com/news
ZDNet - https://www.zdnet.com
TechCrunch - https://techcrunch.com/
Hacker News - https://news.ycombinator.com/

Software Development & Programming
GitHub Trending - https://github.com/trending
DevDocs - https://devdocs.io/
JavaScript, CSS, HTML sandbox - https://jsfiddle.net/
MDN Web Docs - https://developer.mozilla.org/
Stack Overflow Blog - https://stackoverflow.blog/

IT Operations & Infrastructure
AWS Service Health Dashboard - https://status.aws.amazon.com/
Cloudflare System Status - https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
DownDetector - https://downdetector.com/
Microsoft Azure Status - https://status.azure.com/
Microsoft Office 365 Status - https://portal.office.com/servicestatus

Unemployment Advice
Interview Prep - https://www.wikihow.com/Ask-Your-Parents-for-Money
Building a Resume - https://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Manifesto
Salary Stuff - https://www.usa.gov/benefit-finder/disability
Emotional Support - https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
People who will be joining us shortly - https://layoffs.fyi

International Job Boards
LinkedIn - https://www.linkedin.com/
Indeed - https://www.indeed.com/
Hiring Cafe - https://hiring.cafe/
YCombinator - https://www.workatastartup.com/companies
Wellfound - https://wellfound.com/jobs

Anti-Pajeet Job Boards
USAJobs - https://www.usajobs.gov/
Clearancejobs - https://www.clearancejobs.com/

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>Utwg
>no twg
its going to take a while for everyone to find this place and migrate, isn't it

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>>5016
a good portion of our guys went to anime-oriented boards, obviously

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there's no twg
now we have to use your thread lmfao

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>>5017
what boards would those even be? This is the only alt-chan that gets more than 200 pph and is is english.

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hit the jobseeker target lads

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>>5028
honestly, i have no idea
im sure a portion of our people just bounced off this site because when the hack happened tech was hidden. as far as i remember
it was ~4.30 am in my timezone when 4 keks went down hapenned

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>>5028
if you only browsed hobby boards would you even be aware of the sharty?

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>>5052
well they're all over the news right now for taking down 4chan, so possibly

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>>5028
I wish lainchan is active.

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>>5109
>lainchan
holy fuck haven't heard about that place in years

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helo

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My people

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>>5145
>t. future construction worker
better start learning spanish, soon these will be "mi gente"

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>>5149
Kek. I'd rather do commercial fishing

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>>5016
it's over

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someone make a twg so i have something to look at during work tomorrow

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>>5243
You are to remain here.

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I can't get a job anywhere, every job application is like "wow great interview, we'll get back to you! :)" and then it disappears up their asshole never to hear from them again. Whenever I do the ""followup"" horseraisin, they never respond to any emails despite telling me specifically to talk to them by email if I had a question.

I wouldn't care but I realized I could have made like 72000 dollars this year just off of trading stocks, but I spend so much time focusing on jobs that I keep missing stockplays- my recent raisin was Webull, something I was researching 2 weeks ago but not aware they planned to IPO this week. Eventually I will run out of cash and kill myself. Thanks for reading my blog.

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>>5358
>Hey we like your resume, would you like to schedule a phone interview with us this week?
>Yeah sure these days work for me
>Never hear back
>It's been 3 days
>Check the job listing
>It's gone
>It was up for 5 days total

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Sent a semi-threatening cover letter to a job that rejected me before but keeps reposting the same job. Nothing illegal, just that I'll start reporting all their job postings as "fake" if they keep rejecting me without any reason why. Fucking cunts.

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>>5016
what if they go to 4chan.gay instead?

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>views application
>views profile on LinkedIn
>doesn't ever message you
Why are they like this?

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>>4994 (OP)
5>1>2/3>4

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twg bros where are we

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>>6792
This is where you belong now.

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they gave me a 4% raise. im asking for 40% raise next week or putting in my 2 weeks.

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Subject: Your RRS® Group application status has been updated!

Hi Anon,

Thank you for your interest in the Early Career- Software Engineer - REF116E position at RRS® Group.

After reviewing your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to proceed with your candidacy at this time due to an incomplete application.

We will save your profile for future opportunities, and we encourage you to check out our career site to stay up to date on the latest open positions at RRS® Group, Linkedln, and Instagram.

RRS® Careers
RRS® LinkedIn
RRS® Instagram

We wish you success in your search and hope you continue to stay connected to our community.

RRS® Group Talent Acquisition

??? What the fuck was incomplete? They literally did not send me anything else???

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>>6960
you were missing a clearly indian name on your resume, so akraisin technologies' nepoAI filtered your resume out
sorry, better luck in the next samsara cycle of reincarnation

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So fucking lazy. I need to study.

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Finally heard back from a job. I have an interview for an IT internship. Not my best case scenario but it’s a resume builder

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>>4994 (OP)
there is no such thing as an unemployable tech worker. have you tried to send a return to scan pc? fucking fuming, they’re taking so long and im waiting to buy a 5070ti might just go to overclockers and get it cheaper, fuck loyalty and an extra 40quid

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>Subject: Your RRS® Group application status has been updated!
>
>Hi Anon,
>
>Thank you for your interest in the Early Career- Software Engineer - REF116E position at RRS® Group.
>
>After reviewing your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to proceed with your candidacy at this time due to an incomplete application.
>
>We will save your profile for future opportunities, and we encourage you to check out our career site to stay up to date on the latest open positions at RRS® Group, Linkedln, and Instagram.
>
> RRS® Careers
> RRS® LinkedIn
> RRS® Instagram
>
>We wish you success in your search and hope you continue to stay connected to our community.
>
>RRS® Group Talent Acquisition
>
>??? What the fuck was incomplete? They literally did not send me anything else???
literally unemployable due to incompletion. ring them and ask them what the fuck is incomplete, nigger.

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>>5033

>RAPE ALL NIGGER

LOOOOOOOOOOL

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>>5016
This is a PR stunt mother fucker. the owner just wanted to start a new board and clear the old one out. created the whole "Got hacked and Doxed" thing to drum up support. I can tell not because of the same software used to host it but the fact that /pol has the ID markers while other forum subtitles do not.

also I have a strong urged to kill that puppy by tearing its fucking head off

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How good are AI tools at scanning out AI written cover letters? I saw someone on a 4cuck thread a while ago mention that you should feed job listings into a LLM and have it spit out a custom CL for your resume, but im worried that resume filter tools will pick up on that and filter me out immediately for writing my resume with ai.

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Another week of absolutely no responses or job offers.

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>>8426
don't worry, there's always next week to get no responses or job offers too :^)

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Are there any other fellow neets from countries where unemploymentbux is enough to survive on?
What do you do during the day?
I just work on my render engine or waste time on this site and I am 1 year in unemployment.

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fuck you neets go to work

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I have to work on an Easter Monday

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>>7474
don't need an AI
can smell that raisin from a mile away
give them to me and i'll reject all the pajeets, free of charge

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>>9244
but im not a pajeet doe

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>>>5028
based 209970942

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Hi Anon,

Thank you for your application to the Business Intelligence Analyst position. We greatly appreciate the time and effort you put into getting to know our team and mission. We thought you were a strong applicant, however, we received a high volume of applications for this position and have decided to proceed with other candidates whose experience more closely aligns with our immediate needs.

We've closed your application for this role, but would really like to encourage you to keep an eye on our career page for future opportunities. We're growing fast and our needs change every few months. We'll also keep your resume on file and reach out if we think there's a better fit.

Thanks again for considering a career with Atomic Semi. Wishing you the best of luck in your job search and hope to cross paths with you in the future!

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Is it normal to ask for this much out of an intern that gets paid $25/hr?

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>>5018
Fine, but get me a job bro.

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hi quick call?

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>>4994 (OP)
I made $200 out of programming in Fiveer and Upwork. I am member of the tech industry like you guys! Invite me to de discussion! Im not like those grifters who talks 'bout this topic without knowing what it is to make a living out of your skills!

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>>10057
we are not the same
but we are more alike than I would care to admit

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errbuddy wanna be a software engineer

but dont nobody wanna write this raisinT ASS CODE

BUT I DO IT THO…. YEPPPPPPP

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>be IT help desk monkey
>boss messages me asking if I applied for the recent security analyst 1 position
>say no and that I'm probably not qualified for it
>he says don't worry about that and to email my resume to the security team manager
uhhh bros is it happening?

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>>10507
Take it, people would kill for that, very rare these days

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>>10508
My fear is I'm massively underqualified tbh. I still emailed my resume because fuck it but I expect to completely collapse if I actually got an interview.

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>>10510
relax. if he thought you are incapable your manager wouldn't have asked for you to apply.

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just did a 4 minute interview
he wanted a frontend dev and I only applied for unemployment bucks

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Another week of nothing…

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I SLIPPED MY WAY OUT OF TECH AND GOT A COMFY POSITION IN INVENTORY STOP TRYING TO DRAG ME BACK INTO AN OVERCROWDED POSITION

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is aws saa worth getting if i'm a codemonkey?



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