>so oneah day i going to malta in a biga hotel>in da morning I go downstairs to eat a breakfist>i told da waitress i wanna 2 piece a tost>she only bringa me 1 piece>i tell her I wanna 2 piece >she say “go to the toilet”>i say “yuo don’t undast

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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 20:58:36 №5328 [Quote]

>so oneah day i going to malta in a biga hotel
>in da morning I go downstairs to eat a breakfist
>i told da waitress i wanna 2 piece a tost
>she only bringa me 1 piece
>i tell her I wanna 2 piece
>she say “go to the toilet”
>i say “yuo don’t undastand I wan 2 piece on my plate”
>she say “you betta not piss on the plate u sonovabeach”
>i dont even kno the lady an she call me a sonovabeach
>later i go to eat ata big restaurant
>da waitress bringa me a spoon and a knife but no fock
>i tell da waitress I wanna fock
>she say “everybody wanna fuck”
>i tell her “you no undastand i wanna fock on de table”
>she said “u betta not fuck on de table you sonova beach”
>so i go back to my room ina hotel an there is shets on de bed
>”call de manager tell him im a wanna shet”
>he tell me to go to de toilet
>i tell him “you no undastand I wanna shet on my bed”
>he said “you betta not shit on de bed you sonovabeach”
>i go to check out an de man at de desk said “peace on you”
>i said “piss on you too you sonavabeach i going back to italia!”
>arrivederci