/sneed/ - Sneed

I took leave of my father's decrepit farmhouse in my modest Guatemalan automobile, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to Know as modernity. I eventually reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney. Two locals sat outside in the midday sun, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in their doing. Their stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race-mixing, was apparent both their appearance and vocabulary.

My eyes were drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door. These words baffled me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I did.

I have not slept in weeks as I have tried to decipher the true meaning of that inscription, I fear that it is pointless. The fate of this city slicker is sealed.