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my gf and I been dating for a few days and I'm already crazy for her, she is for me as well… this is fucking insane… all my exes took longer like at least a month or two for me to feel like this

i'm scared bros shes so perfect for me and she does everything i ask, she supports me with anything

maybe its cause we were friends before? but that was only for 2 weeks of occasional talks and messages on her phone, had an emotional conversation just about feeling weird about who you are ig? but then just we talked and texted and talked and talked and fuck i'm diving down in this

this girl is a dream but i'm scared that i'll hurt her with my absent mindedness… maybe my dark triad traits and obsession controlling nature are a good thing but what does it mean when all day i get hard as fuck vividly imagining causing her pain… i told her this and she begged me to hurt her

have i met my match? a woman as crazy as me!

 â„–44415[Quote]

she fucks black men by the way

 â„–44416[Quote]

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Is this bait? it is a nice day so i might go fishing. But just in case

What do you know about her? What was the first movie she saw in a theater? who was the first president she voted for? What was her first car she drove? When did she first experience loss?

A few days? i think you are thinking with your pecker and not your brain friend.

Cool down, calm down, take things slow and see if you can build love with her. You can't run off into the sunset and live on a farm in the prairie anymore like they did in the old days. Times are complicated.

Friend, i have seen so many poor men marry the first foid that gave them a blow job, and i NEVER saw anything good happen as a result. I once knew a pretty chill guy, who married a stripper. I thank God in heaven he was able to recover from that, become a phlebologist, and get himself to the point in life he can drive a bmw.

He recovered IN SPITE OF, that horrible relationship. Sailors marry because there is incentive to. They get BAH, they get to live off the ship, their thrice divorced alcoholic leadership can't keep them past business hours without good reasons.

You do NOT have that incentive to marry. In fact you have risks. Serious risks. Not going to say no. i am going to say "not yet"

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>>44415
of course not yet lmao i just say that to equip myself with the proper mindset, also its not just thinking with my woody if i was doing that i'd fuck men and troons(i'm half a faggot yea yea)

>>44416
stop pushing your weird cuck fetish on this board man

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RULES :

first week: kisses
one month : sex
2 months: evaluate the relationship, is it a good or bad one, do you want to continue being with this person now that you know them? if not breakup
3 months: parent introduction (if you live with your parents (hopefully cause you're a teen ), otherwise wait for a few years)
6 months: start sharing intimate things like money or lending objects or netflix accounts
1 year: reevaluate the relationship again
2 years: only then can you even THINK about marrying

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>>44428
Crazy to think she'd be getting railed by black men throughout all of that

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hope she gets bred by a filthy nigger with a greasy, hung BBC

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>>44433
>posted it again awаrd



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