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wow i just wanna fuck a woman just wow like vagina is so gross and stuff really it's nasty like an entire ecosystem which is also cool like wow woman has some pets lol plz show it off to me like take some pride in that, your vagina is cool i wanna fuck that fertile crescent longhard. also it's cool how it's just some stuff that is there all the time ready for some fuckin fucken yeah but women are so cute too. it's really all about their pretty eyes and faces and sometimes they say some raisin that is so weird and/or retarded it's like reverse psychology to make me want to fuck them more. why the fuck is it like this why is there an entire gender thatwants to steal my life seed away and it's their entire purpose and literally the only thing they're good at. i need to fuck a woman

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I dunno what i just read, but i hope you feel better after getting that off your chest.

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>>43829
thx bro yeah i definitely feel better, but i still gotta fuck, someone on this board has been spamming pictures of this one girl who is so cute like wow the cutest ever but it's all makeup of course. makeup is the great deceiver i wish that raisin didn't exist. man i need to fuck a girl

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>>43830
ok i found a reference image. fyi I'm not into girls who get tattoos or piercings but holy fuck. this girl is so beautiful and pretty and cute like wow the trifecta. and i know it's the makeup but still. i don't even want to fuck this girl i want to marry her and give her a house.

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>>43831
fuckkkk man give this bitch a house awh yeah and some food and stuff and help her get rid of those piercings cuz she is so damn beautiful without all that extra raisin ok sounds good to me

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>>43832
>>43831
>>43830
Take a deep breath. sounds like you got a bad case of the thirst. I am conflicted on this, as on one hand it's at least a real person, but on the other it's still an unhealthy obsession. I suspect that's why people said "that's a dude" over on 4cuck, as a means to trick themselves into avoiding lust invoking images.

Don't put people on a pedestal, what will happen is that something will occur that will disappoint you. We live in very deceptive times. 20 years ago people obsessed over tv and movie starts. but now there are all these influencers that exploded because the gate keeper is an algorithm and not some perverted hollywood producer.

It's healthy to be attracted to women. However tooooooo many men have been destroyed by this, and it's an old problem. The epic of gilgamesh talks about it. When you see a thirst trap like that, just close the browser, and focus on something else. Catch upon homework, read a book, or do a chore. My big chores list just keeps getting more stuff added to it. I have some small holes to repair from removing a shelf.

Gonna fill those with joint compound later then paint over that. Man, what is it about me and patching holes in walls? Maybe i missed a calling in life and should have been a drywaller.

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>>43831
inferior genetics… brown eyes…. black hair…. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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>>43837
it's not unhealthy if i got lucky enough to find a woman like this outside and i would get her to marry me, it's perfectly normal actually, i have a strong desire to reproduce with a girl in her fertile crescent if you catch my drift, this woman in particular could host an entire civilization in that land we compare to mesopotamia, call that thing the birthplace of civilization and only i have the right key to unlock it.

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>>43941
It's great that you want to be fruitful and multiply, and you are correct in that it is normal. But be wary that there are a lot of fake women: Fake faces, fake tits and worst of all fake purity.

Don't think with your penis either, think with your brain and heart: how good of a mother will she be? How faithful is she? NEVER stick your dick in: crazy, stupid and evil. Family is important. if you do not get along with her family, or if they are shady, then the relationship is doomed. It goes both ways. If your parents hate her they may try to sabotage the relationship.

Tattoos and piercings are aposematism for people. The septum ring means that all they have for personality is trauma. I dunno what the didilly that thing in her lip is. When i was younger i used to understand what each tat meant on a person. I have not kept up with the changes in culture.

Public service announcement: The delinquent student loans will be garnished at 15% now, so if she has student loan debt that is very high, she will try to dupe someone into marriage.



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