/plier/ - Plier

I'm sorry you have met me. I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable, I'm sorry if you found me disgusting. I'm sorry if I have inconvinienced you, I'm sorry that you had to see me be drunk, I'm sorry if I ever made a party you attended worse just by being in it. I'm sorry if I made multiple parties you attended worse just by being in it. I'm sorry if you expected more of me, and was disappointed to see this empty sad insecure husk was all there is, I wish there was something more too. I'm sorry I'm such a sad creepy bastard that ever made your day worse just by being in it, you really did not deserve it, I hope laughing at me made it up to you, even if just a bit.
To: anyone I ever met.