/plier/ - Plier

I think cock is beautiful.
Yet I don't find men attractive in the least. Anything masculine other than cock in a sexual scenario grosses me out.
Pussies are nice, but they vary too much. From cunny innie to facehugger hag. Rolling the dice with every panty peel.
Unless a cock is cut, brown or curved, it usually looks very appealing.

But even though I find cocks attractive, I can't imagine what I'd do with one if it were in front of me.
Definitely not taking it up the ass. Blowjobs are too submissive. Handjobs somehow feel the gayest of them all.
I guess I'll stick to the good ol' museum policy.