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"No! Homer is not okay. And I want everyone in this plant to realize it. I would die a happy man if I could prove to you that Homer Simpson has the intelligence of a 6-year-old."

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This thread is about a 4cuck

FRANK GRIMES IS A MASSIVE RETARD!
This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs

MOD EDIT:
"THUMBNAIL YOUR FUCKING IMAGES OR I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE"

Note: For those familiar with Skinner's and Flander's threads, this one's no different. They're all controversial figures known for pissing off Simpsons with their anti-marge rhetoric and general prowess for "steaming the hams." If you agree with any of their points, you're free to express it. But as a general reminder:
Don't derail the thread over petty arguments
Avoid the constant dick sucking and white-knighting
And if you see people sperging out, simply report it

With that being said, Grimes is definitely worth discussing in his own dedicated thread. He's become quite the subject for a ton of ridicule and mockery, and it's only a matter of time until he further self-sabotages The Plant, his own son, or his own public reputation. DISREGARD THAT, HE FUCKING DIED

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Franklin "Frank" A. Grimes, Sr. A.K.A. iDubbzz (born 1962; died May 4, 1997), or "Grimey," was an employee of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and the self-declared enemy of Homer Simpson. Grimes served as the main antagonist of the episode "Homer's Enemy". Frank Grimes was a hard worker incel chud, who had to earn everything in life the hard way got funded by a billionaire. He was also irritable, grumpy, and easily annoyed, particularly by the actions of his co-worker, Homer.
Frank Grimes was abandoned by his family at the tender young age of four, and never went to school. He spent his childhood days working as a delivery boy, presenting gifts to children from wealthy and loving WHITE families.

On his eighteenth birthday, Grimes was severely injured in a silo explosion. It's never revealed what he was doing in the silo, or how it exploded. A flashback narrated by Kent Brockman (literally who?) shows Grimes simply seen running toward the silo, which then erupts. His recovery from jim metokur canceraids was long and painful.
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In 1992, Grimes received a degree in nuclear physics from a distant college. A bird attempted to steal it from him when it arrived. Grimes holds an integrated Masters's degree in Physics (MPhys), and is a Chartered Physicist (CPhys).
Mr. Burns gave him a job o algo but Frank Grimes could not handle working next to a yellow cobson and would constantly tell homer that hwnbag. Instead of focusing on his job, Frank let his clitty leak over a fat retard who had the blue-haired SJW alt radfem tradwife Frank always wanted.

Actually, Grimes got to take photos of Homer's wife naked! Homer LOST!
FACT CHECKER: Grimes hands typed that caption

Grimes tried to get Homer fired but DEI hadn't been defeated by GamerGate 2.0's ethics in games journalism yet so he was BTFO. Payment Processors loved Homer so much they debanked Grimes. The final straw was when Homer won a contest meant for children. Grimes couldn't take it anymore so he sperged out and died. Homer laughed at his funeral and sent 'za to his grave.

Grimes had a kid (who no one cares about) because he was addicted to crack

That kid's name? Nick Rekeita.
THE BALLDOGATE ICEBERG?
Frank Grimes Jr. "He Liked Hookers, Okay?!"

conclusion.
Frank Grimes is dead. But not as dead as this site.

Dox
Between Two Bowling Alleys, Springfield though

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the only normal (somewhat) person in springfield (formerly)

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