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>No Jayquan, that's not the rythm of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's gift songs from The Milky Sea at all. Did you even do your homework? Who am I kidding, it's obvious you wouldn't ever study since you're a fucking nigger, but they say blvck bvlls like you've got rythm, but I'm just not seeing it. Let me help you, *cobson grabs Jayquan by the hips and helps him pump his wife* like that, yeah like that. Ok you're good to go now. *5 minutes layer* JAYQUAN YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HER LIKE YOU SHOULD!!!!! You god-damn good for nothing nigger, even after I help you fix your rythm it's still worse than mine which is horrible since whitbois have no rythm. *slap* Take that with gratitude, Jayquan. You obviously didn't have a father figure so this is the most paternal treatment you're going to get, I'm going to help you again and you better not mess up after.
>Oh my fucking God Jayquan what are you doing with that knife, URGH. NOOOOOO JAYQUAN. STOP! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!
>FUCK FUCK FUCK, WHAT A WASTE, HE WAS ONE OF BLVCKEST BVLLS I EVER FOUND. FUCK, *picks up the phone, Gift songs is still playing in the background* OPERATOR? SEND AN AMBULANCE TO MY ADDRESS RIGHT NOW, I'VE BEEN STABBED AND I'M BLEEDING HEAVILY. THE ASSAILANT? NO HE'S DEAD, I KILLED HIM. IT WASN'T A ROBBERY AND HOW'S THAT RELEVANT WHEN I'M FUCKING BLEEDING! HE WAS MY FVCKING BLACK ARYAN BVLL MAKING SWEET INTERRACIAL LOVE TO MY WHITE WHORE WIFE AND I'M A FUCKING CUCK THAT WORSHIPS GY!BE AND THINK THEY'RE THE GREATEST POST-ROCK GROUP EVER!!SO THERE!!! NOW IN THE NAME OF FAUCI SEND AN AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I BLEED OUT!
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actually spine-tingling horror gem