/jiren/ - Jiren

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Hello my name is [REDACTED] and I live in Florida which is known for it’s high population of reptiles and conservatives even though there is often the certain ugly disgusting [BIGOTED SLUR AGAINST TRANS PEOPLE] this is important for later but I will now bring up my hobbies. I am a person who is against [BIGOTED SLURS AGAINST LGBTQ+ MEMBERS] and other things, however Instead of talking about the things I dislike I will discuss the things I do like, I am what is known as an incel and due to this one of my hobbies is watching gore. One of my favorite gore videos is the infamous suicide stream of Ronnie Mcnutt and I have found myself quoting his final words of “Hey guys I guess thats it” and pretending to mcnutt myself with my single shot rifle that I got for the sole purpose of ronnie mcnutt memeing of which I am a proud contributor of having made hundreds of meme edits of Ronnie and posting them to based Telegram groupchats and soyjak.[REDACTED]. Anyways with this information out of the way I should now move onto my story. It was a normal Sunday morning full of trolling [TRANSPHOBIC SLUR] and [RACIST SLUR AGAINST BIPOCS] when all of a sudden I got an alert on my phone. I checked my phone to see that it was a weather warning for a Hurricane later that day which made me excited since I find Tropical events such as hurricanes and tornadoes to be cool so I started getting my storm supplies out of my attic which consisted of lighters, flash lights, a storm Poncho and my Genuine Ronnie Mcnutt Replica Rifle to defend myself against any homeless [RACIST SLUR] that would try breaking inside my house. Two hours later I saw the sky start clouding up along with thunder in the distance which got me excited for the upcoming hurricane but I noticed that oddly I saw some odd streaks of red far away but thought nothing of it but soon within the span of 30 minutes the rain started to fall. I got inside my house with a excitement as I saw the rain start to intensify and I started hearing loud thunder and then my Power went out so I decided to turn on some emergency Lanterns I had and decided to watch some videos I had saved on my phone since the Wifi went out. As I thought of what to watch I heard an extremely loud strike of thunder which sounded oddly familiar to me before I started laughing thinking that the Thunder Strike sounded just like the sound of Ronnie Mcnutts rifle when he shot himself which gave me the idea to watch Ronnie’s suicide video since I saved it on my phone. When I found the video in my files I started playing it and as we all know ronnie mcnutt started seething in his soyboy voice when he slammed his phone and said “Hey guys I guess that’s it” and I anticipated for the moment ronnie would shoot himself but right when ronnie pulled the trigger the video started lagging which confused me since it was a downloaded video when I heard another thunder strike and the rain started to intensify like never before when all of a sudden I heard a noise far in the distance that vaguely sounded like someone in a deep voice saying “Hey guys I guess thats it” I decided to go outside to look at the rain and was shocked to see that the rain was in a blood like red color and I heard even more thunder and saw sparks of electricity circulating in a cloud in front of my house. The Sparks of electricity then started to take the shape of a face and then the face said in a loud deep southern sounding voice “How dare you mock my suicide along with hating innocent members of the LGBTQ!”. I was at first shocked and confused as to why the cloud was seemingly talking when I took a closer look at the face and was shocked. It was the face of the cuck himself Ronnie Mcnutt. “How are you a fucking cloud Ronnie?” I asked “first off Im not a cloud and second my new name is Hurricane Ronnie and will now kill you for being a transphobe who mocked my death countless times” Said Ronnie when all of a sudden a huge flash of yellow light came from the ronnie cloud along with a loud gun like noise which took out a gigantic chunk of the house but thankfully I was just a few inches from the blast. I then took cover and was immensely scared that there was some malicious Ronnie Mcnutt cloud and I noticed that the area of my house that was blasted of had fain traces of bullet shrapnel lodged into the ground and I started thinking of what to do. I then remembered that Ronnie mcnutt being A soyboy was obsessed about funko pops and that I had a gay pride funko pop that I stole from a [HOMOPHOBIC SLUR] which I planned to burn but forgot about it until now since the cabinet I stored it in had been destroyed by the large blast from the Ronnie Mcnutt cloud, I also saw my Ronnie Mcnutt rifle next to me and started formulating a plan. “Hey Ronnie!” I Yelled “I have a funko pop right here!” While I waved the funko pop within it’s vision. The Ronnie Mcnutt Cloud boomed in its thundering cuck voice “OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT A GAY PRIDE FUNKO POP?” I then threw the funko pop into a puddle of mud in my front yard and the Ronnie Mcnutt Cloud started coming close to the ground and started shrinking and took the shape of the real Ronnie mcnutt in his actual height and dropped to his knees searching for the funko pop. I then yelled “Hey Ronnie!” Ronnie had finally found the Funko pop and looked at me and asked “what is it you bigot?” I then stated his infamous quote “I guess thats it” and then I shot his head which exploded into a gorillion pieces with my rifle. As his body went limp I saw a fiery portal open in the ground and I saw a gigantic Red claw grab the corpse of the cuck and dragged it back into hell. I am now writing this while I await the police to come and bring people to deal with my broken house. The moral of this story is be careful when watching gore videos or the soul of the person who was in it may try to harm you.