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I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Tienshinhan! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, TIEN, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over 18's FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA—?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
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HOLY CANOLLI! AIZEN-SAMA?! Is that YOU!? WHAT?!? You're going release your SHIKAI, hypnotizing me PERMANENTLY?!! And then, by controlling EACH and EVERY ONE of my SENSES, you are going to FORCE me to watch HUNDREDS nay, THOUSANDS of people RAILING my WIFE in FRONT OF ME?! And you are going to create DUPLICATES of my wife, in order to have HUNDREDS of android 18s cucking me ALL at the same time? ALL while I am CHAINED and GAGGED and TRAPPED in a small CLOSET, with only SMALL slits to FILM through?! And the CAMERA will be on a shelf JUST high enough that I can't reach it, meaning that I will NEVER feel the JOY of GOONING to HUNDREDS of 18s getting FUCKED and CUMMED IN??! And then, on TOP of ALL that, you will have me hear a CONSTANT BARRAGE of INSULTS and being HUMILIATED in my WIFE's VOICE?!?! YIIIPPEEEE!!! EEHHH?!??! You REALLY mean that ALL this PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE, will be combined with PHYSICAL TORMENT?! I'm going to have my PERCEPTION sped UP to the point where MERE SECONDS will last MILLENNIA?! And then I will be SUBJECTED to EVERY SINGLE TORTURE DEVICE CREATED BY MAN or a SENTIENT BEING, in HISTORY??! AND ALL of THIS WHILE I GET KEKED, COMBINING my GREATEST PLEASURE with the WORST PAIN, SIMULTANEOUSLY?!?!? And SLOWLY over the COURSE of this MONSTROUS TORTURE of both MIND and BODY, I will SLOWLY have my SPIRIT BROKEN, whittling me DOWN to a SHELL of a MAN with NO aspirations, NO needs and NO thoughts aside from who will CREAMPIE my WIFE NEXT?!?!?! WOO HOO COUNT ME IN!! HUH? There's MORE?!?! After you get BORED of seeing me being DRAWN and QUARTERED or THROWN into the BRAZEN BULL; you will END the hypnosis, and I will REALISE that only DAYS have passed since the TORTURE began?!?!?!? And my perception of time will NEVER REVERT?!?! SO what you are SAYING is, that I will remain a HUSK for what will feel like MILLIONS of YEARS?! And eventually my CONSCIENCE will BREAK and I will decide to END it ALL and HANG MYSELF?!? YABBA DABBA DOOO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!!
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Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The GINYU FORCE!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my WIFE?!?! RECOOME'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly COOM into 18's saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RECOOME STRETCHES out my beloved PERMANENTLY with RECOOME HIP ATTACKS and RECOOME DEATH DRIVERS, BURTER and JEICE will DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY PIG WHORE she IS?!?! JEICE is gonna FILL her with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while BURTER WHISKS her MIND away with AWAY with PLEASURE like a BLUE HURRICANE?!?!? TOGETHER you are GOING to POUND her PUSSY with your PURPLE COMET ATTACK?!?! SHE WON'T even know who is FUCKING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is GULDO?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T FREEZE TIME FOR ME DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER GULDO!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST CAPTAIN GINYU!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me, in YOUR body, to WATCH YOU, in MY body, RAIL my WIFE?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!
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JUMPIN' JAMBALAYA!!! W-WHAT did you just say, Tien? These DELICIOUS DUMPLINGS I'm DEVOURING… have YABBA DABBA DOOMED me to a DISASTROUS DESTINY DUE to being DRUGGED?!? In a matter of MOMENTS, I'll pass out?!? By the time I awaken, YAMCHA, MASTER ROSHI, and CHIAOTZU, along with yourself, TENSHINHAN-SAMA, will be PENETRATING 18 and FERTILIZING her holes in a hardcore 4 on 1 gangbang right in front of my eyes?!?!?!? I'll be HELPLESS to do anything but WATCH as my beloved gets absolutely DEFILED by your hard cocks, shamefully getting a HARD ON at her pain!!! Since I'm the WEAKEST human, who can't even defend the honour of his OWN WIFE… you four have decided I'm DEAD WEIGHT (literally) to the Z Fighters and are throwing me into a MEAT GRINDER feet first?!? The sheer AGONY and PAIN will send me into dimensions of SUFFERING I never knew were even POSSIBLE!!! And not only that, you've made a WISH to SHENRON that I remain CONSCIOUS throughout the entire ordeal so I can watch myself be KEKOLDED as I'm excruciatingly grinded into HAMBURGER MEAT?!?!!?! This will all be going on as I'm forced to watch 18 IMPREGNATED right in front of me, combining my GREATEST PLEASURE with the most TERRIBLE PAIN?! The sheer EMOTIONAL and MENTAL DAMAGE will leave me a CATATONIC WRECK!!!!! Th-there's even MORE?!?!!!? Once I'm done being turned into GROUND MEAT, I'll still be kept ALIVE due to SHENRON?!?!? You're going to use my flesh to make some delicious dumplings, within which my consciousness still remains through my CELLS?!!!?!???!!!!!?!?!? These dumplings will then be SENT BACK IN TIME and filled with DRUGS, which I will then consume, absorbing my OWN future CONSCIOUSNESS into me as I pass out?!?!?!?!?!? I'll be TRAPPED in a TIME LOOP of humiliation and torture which will last only a few days for you, but will LITERALLY be ETERNITY for ME?!!?!?!?!?! I can only say… HIP HIP HOORAY and YIPPITY DOO YAY!!!!!! ETERNAL KEKOLDRY in
THREE.
TWO.
ON-EEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>CELL! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME IF YOU WANT TO ABSORB 18! Wait, what did say? You know that I LOVE this girl and for that, you're going to strip her NAKED and PENETRATE her vagina with your stinger tail just to kek me? Not only will you BREAK her hymen, DENYING me the ability to ever do it, but you're going to get her ADDICTED to having her cervix POUNDED by larger men, ESPECIALLY in the sight of manlet keks like me? And after taking away her VIRGINITY and making her cum several times in succession, you're going to slide into your cervix with your stringer and cum DIRECTLY into her womb and IMPREGNATE her with multiple CELL JUNIORS? And after that, you're going to ABSORB her anyway? You'll open up your stringer, SWALLOW her whole, and have her travel down the insides of your large, MOIST tail, which will no doubt AROUSE 18 again and make her cum, until she's DIGESTED completely? And once you transform into your PERFECT form, not only will I lose my future wife, but my home too? You'll be too POWERFUL for ANYONE to stop you and you're going to KILL EVERYONE and destroy the PLANET? And you know I'll do nothing to prevent it because I'm so MINDWARPED and PERVERTED by this situation that I WANT it to happen to further pile on to the emotional KEKOLDRY that I've been experiencing? WELL YABBA DABBA DOO, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!?!?!? NOW CUM INSIDE 18 RIGHT NOW AND NAME ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN AFTER ME!
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HOLY COW! OOLONG?!?! It's MATING SEASON for you?!?! You have COME OUT of your PEN and * GULP* INTO my WIFE?!?! So what you are SAYING is, that you are EXTRA HORNY and your BODY has gone into OVERDRIVE when PRODUCING SEMEN?!?! ! You're gonna OPEN her VAGINA like a CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE with your CORKSCREW SWINE-COCK?!? You're GONNA ROLL around in the MUD with HER ALL DAY FOR A WEEK?!?! WHOOOOPPEEEEEE!!! I can HARDLY CONTAIN myself, just THINKING about WATCHING the TWO of you during your BREEDING SESSIONS and then being ALLOWED to MOP UP the PIG-CUM while you HIT the HAY!!! MAN, when you're done with HER, the HOUSE will be a PIGSTY!!! You REALLY mean it when you say you want to PUMP my WIFE with a LITTER of PIGLETS?!?! WOO HOO!! I can't WAIT to FILM your 30 minute ORGASM from my special CLOSET. I can SEE it NOW: YOU, the HORNY, DIRTY PIG, going HAM on my BELOVED'S PRISTINE PUSSY and FILLING her with ONE SHOT and then, a couple months later, having a BUNCH of little PIGMEN TROTTING about the HOUSE. WWWHHAAAA—?!!?. And you're saying that these half-human-half-pig ABOMINATIONS will be so FUCKED in the genes, that they will RAPIDLY DEVELOP into PIG-HUMANOIDS with the MINDS of HOGS?!?! And these ANIMALISTIC BEASTS will have only ONE THING in their MIND?!?! And that THING will be SEX?!?! And since they are SO far genetically from my 18, that they won't even SEE her as a MOTHER?!?!? Stop beating around the bush already! Just SAY that these FREAKS of NATURE will RAVAGE my WIFE like she is a PIECE of MEAT!!! YES YES YES!!! I can imagine her SQUEALS of JOY as she is PLEASURED by these BEASTS in ways that she has NEVER experienced before!!!! IMAGINE the SMELL of ALL the PIGS raisinTING and FUCKING in THIS SMALL BEDROOM!! I'm getting AROUSED just THINKING about it! YABBA DABBA DOO WE GOTTA GET YOU TWO TO PORKING RIGHT AWAY!!!!
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YOWZA!!!! G-GARLICK JUNIOR!!!! D-don't tell me…. You've released your BLACKWATER MIST onto the WORLD and now you are going to CORRUPT the ENTIRE HUMAN POPULATION?! You are going to UNLOCK ALL their DARK DESIRES, like GREED, MATERIALISM and even * GULP* their LUST?!?! And while you SHRINK and BOTTLE me into a TINY and RESTRICTIVE GLASS JAR, the SPICE BOYS will be SPICING it UP with my WIFE?!?! You will give her a TRACE AMOUNT of BLACK WATER MIST in order to ENHANCE her EVIL traits, meaning that she will HUMILIATE and KEK me with a VIGOUR never before SEEN!?!?! MEANWHILE you are going to FILL my JAR with the mist, making me HORNIER than ever?!?! As MORE and MORE BULLS KOWTOW to your WILL, and begin to RUN a TRAIN on my WIFE, I will be FORCED to keep on JACKING OFF?!!? And as KAMI and MR POPO watch HELPLESSLY, I will FILL my OH-SO-TINY PRISON with SEMEN, and eventually DROWN in my OWN CUM?!?! But during the FINAL MOMENTS of my SAD, PATHETIC, MEANINGLESS but OH-SO-PLEASURABLE LIFE you are going to THROW me into the DEAD ZONE?!!? I will be FROZEN and TRAPPED, UNABLE to MOVE and being TORTURED by the CONSTANT ANGUISH of NEAR-DROWNING for over TWELVE THOUSAND YEARS?!?! ALL the WHILE, I'll be CONSCIOUS of EVERY MOMENT in my NOW NIGH-ETERNAL PRISON?!?! B-but My MIND and the VERY FABRIC of my PSYCHE will SLOWLY UNRAVEL from the sheer LONELINESS of the TRAP!!! And then when you, my new MASTER, are GENEROUS enough to FREE me from my TORTURE CHAMBER… I will have gone COMPLETELY INSANE, and after MILLENNIA of BEING SOAKED in my VERY OWN CUM and being UNABLE to MOVE or GOON, I will be SO PENT UP and HORNY that I will only have ONE thing on my MIND, that being getting to SPANK my MONKEY! As your ARMY of EVIL SLOWLY descends UPON me and BEGINS to PAINFULLY RIP ME TO SHREDS, I will have NO CHOICE but to JACK OFF as HARD AS POSSIBLE, THEREBY COMBINING THE MOST TERRIBLE PAIN with the GREATEST PLEASURE!!! I CAN'T WAIT! YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
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CAT in a HAT! K-KING KAI?!?! I FINALLY ARRIVED!! TIME to START TRAINING! EHH?!? My FIRST exercise is to ATTEMPT to CATCH the MONKEY?!? Oh, I SEE what you REALLY MEAN! You ACTUALLY want ME to SPANK my MONKEY, RIGHT?! But HERE, I couldn't POSSIBLY COOM, CONSIDERING how there is NO MATERIAL for me to WORK WITH! Oh, I GET IT NOW! You brought ANDROID 18 here as well, and using your KAIOKEN technique, you are going to POUND her with TEN TIMES the force you normally would, RIGHT?!?! And then while I am TRAPPED and IMMOBILISED due to the 10 times gravity being too strong for me, you are going to have GREGORY SLAM my COCK and BALLS with a HAMMER as PUNISHMENT for being so weak!! That's not ALL?!?! You're going for a RIDE around the planet in your car, while my WIFE rides YOU?!?! And then, when you are done with her, leaving her as a SOPPING MESS of CUM, BUBBLES is gonna TAG IN and GIVE her his BANANA?! Boy! This is bringing back memories from when I wished Goku's tail back! SAY WHHHAAAAA–?! Then when BUBBLES is done, I will be served the DELECTABLE MEAL STRAIGHT FROM HER VAGINA?! I, KEKLIN, will be WINING and DINING on FRESH MONKEY CUM?!?! And after I'm done LICKING the PLATE clean, you are going in for ANOTHER round?! You're gonna FORM a SPIRIT bomb and CONCENTRATE it into your PENIS and since my wife is SO SLUTTY and IMPURE, she will feel FAR MORE pleasure from you?! My VERY OWN LIFE ENERGY will be used to KEK myself!?! But that would be like I was fucking her… I'm not sure about that last one King Kai, but if you SAY so… ALL I gotta say is YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
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HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! Doctor GERO?!?! You have COME to take BACK what is RIGHTFULLY YOURS?!?! You want to TAKE my WIFE from me and BACK to your LAB?! But you AREN'T GOING to LEAVE me here UNPUNISHED, ARE you? EHHHH?!? You're going to DRAIN my ENERGY and leave me HELPLESSLY LAYING on the GROUND while you RAVAGE MY BELOVED RIGHT in FRONT OF ME?!?! And I will be so EXHAUSTED that I won't even get to MASTURBATE to your SEXCAPADES?!??! WOOO HOOO!! WHHHHAAAA-?!?!?!? My PUNISHMENT WILL ONLY just be BEGINNING?!? You're going to IMPLANT my CONSCIOUSNESS into your SUPER COMPUTER and DESTROY my PHYSICAL BODY, leaving me incapable of doing ANYTHING while you RAIL my WIFE, and I will be FORCED to WATCH through your SECURITY CAMERA SYSTEM?!?!? But if you do THAT then I will have the ABILITY to HACK EVERY MACHINE in the WORLD!!!! THAT means that I will become a KEK-SINGULARITY where I will CONTROL ALL CARS, PLANES, ROBOTS SIMULTANEOUSLY and the entire PLANET will have NO CHOICE but to BOW and BEND to my WILL. I can SEE it NOW: I will become a REAL LIFE KEK-SKYNET where I will EFFECTIVELY CONTROL the POPULACE and begin INTERGRATING them into ETERNAL BULL-BOT BODIES which WON'T need SUSTENANCE and have NO REFRACTORY PERIOD, MEANING that these AUTOMATONS will RUTHLESSLY and EFFICIENTLY PLEASURE my BEAUTIFUL QUEEN!!!!! Yes, yes, YES!! The FUCKING of my SPOUSE will be STREAMLINED and will have INDUSTRIAL BACKING, in order to MAXIMISE her PLEASURE WHILE my CUSTOM-MADE KEKBOT BODY will be WATCHING, FILMING and MASTURBATING from a SMALL CLOSET!!! ALL the WHILE, the REST of my COSCIOUSNESS will be GOONING to ALL of the OLDER FOOTAGE AT the SAME TIME on MILLIONS OF SCREENS WHILE I CUT OFF ANY PLEASURE GAINED FROM THE BULLBOTS!!!!! YABBA DABBA DOO HOOK ME UP RIGHT NOW!!!!
â„–110508[Quote]
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The GINYU FORCE!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS CHANGING my WIFE'S diaper?!?! RECOOME'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly change it EVERY WEEK!?!? B-but you are TOO KIND! EHHH??!? And after RECOOME STRETCHES out my beloved'S LEGS WITH DIAPER CHANGE POSES and RECOOME QUICK DIAPER SWAP, BURTER and JEICE will DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna CLEAN her like the DIRTY SMELLY KID she IS?!?! JEICE is gonna spread her with his BABY POWDER?!?! ALL while BURTER WHISKS her MIND away to not focus on her DIAPER CHANGE?!?!? TOGETHER you are GOING to SPREAD her CHEEKS AND WIPE THEM CLEAN?!?! SHE WON'T even know who is CLEANING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is GULDO?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T FREEZE TIME FOR ME DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY DIAPER CHANGE TRAINING PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER GULDO!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU CHANGE my SPOUSE'S DIAPER!! And that must leave us with JUST CAPTAIN GINYU!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me, in YOUR body, to WATCH YOU, in MY body, CHANGE MY WIFE'S DIAPER?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF CHANGING my wife's DIAPER, will CHANGE my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting DIAPER CHANGES?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!
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JIMINY JILLICKERS!! GRAND ZENO-SAMA?!? You are getting BORED?!?! And you WANT to RELIVE the EXCITEMENT of the TOURNAMENT of POWER but go even FURTHER??!?! WHHAA!?! YOU are going to create a NEW TOURNAMENT but with ONE key DIFFERENCE?!?! The UNIVERSE in which the TOURNAMENT will take place, will be * GULP* LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN MY WHORE WIFE'S CUNT?!?! And FUTHERMORE you are going to make EVERYONE 10 TIMES STRONGER?!?!? So what you are SAYING is, ALL the SHOCKWAVES generated and ALL the STRAY BLASTS will be HITTING my BELOVED'S CERVIX??! And EACH these BLASTS will HIT her VAGINA WALLS and make her TREMOUR in PLEASURE?!! You REALLY mean that there will be HUNDREDS of STRONG GUYS ALL inside my wife, AT THE SAME TIME!?!? And WHENEVER she ORGASMS, ALL the FIGHTERS will be FULLY REJUVENATED, ENSURING that the BATTLES go on INDEFINITELY?!?! IF someone HAPPENS to get KNOCKED OUT, they will get TELEPORTED in front of my WIFE and then be FORCED to RUN an INTERUNIVERSAL TRAIN ON HER!? WHHAAA??!? THERE'S EVEN MORE?!?! I'm NOT going to be ALLOWED in the TOURNAMENT?!? INSTEAD you are going to place me in the NULL REALM, ALONE, REGULARLY giving me ONLY JUST enough TINY PUFFS of OXYGEN to SURVIVE?!!? And THEN, you will place a SCREEN in FRONT of me, playing the LIVESTREAM of my WIFE getting PLEASURED on GODTUBE?!?! So I will be FLOATING around in the ENDLESS VOID, GASPING for AIR for my DEAR LIFE, while being TORMENTED by the SIGHT of my WIFE KEKING ME?!?! And I will be LEFT and ABANDONED there, LOCKED AND TRAPPED IN my very OWN PERSONAL HELL for ALL ETERNITY?!?! But the ASPHYXIATION will in fact AMPLIFY the PLEASURE RECEIVED to UNKNOWN HEIGHTS?!!?! SEMEN will be FLOWING OUT OF ME like a RIVER and EVENTUALLY I will FILL the VOID with my CUM?!!? And THEN I'm going to be FORCED to DRINK it ALL, while being LIVESTREAMED on GODTUBE?!?!? My HUMILIATION WILL BE SPREAD ACROSS the MULTIVERSE, SEXTILLIONS of BEINGS ALL LAUGHING AT ME?!?!? YABBA DABBA DOO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
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YOWZA! ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER?!?! You have KILLED ALL humans and have DECIDED to SPARE me and a SELECT FEW OTHERS in order to TORTURE and TORMENT us for your OWN ENJOYMENT?!?! You are going to have us FIGHT for SURVIVAL in ACRID conditions SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to CAUSE US the most IMMENSE PAIN and PUSH US to our VERY LIMITS and BEYOND, BREAKING us PSYCHOLOGICALLY ALL in a SICK game for your AMUSEMENT?!? YOU'RE gonna WHAT?!?! My WIFE will be RAPED by a HALF-SIMIAN while I, KEKLIN, will be IMMOBILISED and FORCED to watch as the LOVE of my LIFE gets RAVAGED by HORRORS TAILORED to TRAUMATISE me and BREAK my PSYCHE?!?!? AFTER DECADES of this EXCRUCIATING AGONY, you will get COCKY and ACCIDENTALLY KILL my WIFE OFF?!!? And then * GULP * I'll be the ONLY person on EARTH to RECEIVE the FULL EXTENT of your WRATH?!? I will be MERCILESSLY FORCED to sustain LIFETIMES of PAIN, SHATTERING my PSYCHE to PIECES, making me a SHELL of my former SELF?!?! And in order to prevent me from ENDING my ETERNAL TORTURE by KILLING MYSELF, you will SLOWLY but SURELY MODIFY my BODY with your powers, MAXIMISING my MISERY?!?! You are gonna REMOVE my ARMS and my LEGS, leaving me as but a SLUG-LIKE NUGGET?!?! You are going to SUPERCHARGE my LIBIDO, meaning that I will be MONSTROUSLY HORNY, unable to THINK of or FEEL ANYTHING ELSE apart from IMMENSE SUFFERING?!?! I WILL HAVE NO HANDS BUT I MUST GOON?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO!!!! LET'S GET STARTED!!!!
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>*Ring ring*
>Hello, this is Krillin with Hotwife Services, how may I direct your cock?
>Uh huh… Uh huh… You said there are FIVE of you? At ten inches a pop?
>And what time would you like to plow my wife?
>And would you like the Express or Deluxe package? Deluxe means I leave for the entire night and you can try to knock her up. For an extra fee I'll be on call to bring snacks and condoms.
>Okay, so I have Tyrone, Leshaun, Lydarius, DeMarcus, and Jaiquon down for 8 PM, Deluxe Package plus cuck duty for me. Thanks!
>*slams phone down* HOLY HOPPIN HAPPY HORSESHIT, 18!!! WE'VE GOT 5 VIRILE BLACK BVLLS COMING TONIGHT TO FUCK YOU INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!! BETTER START STRETCHING THOSE PUSSY WALLS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!
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>A Lobotomy, huh? So I'll be ROBBED of my INTELLIGENCE and DIGNITY as a MEMBER of this community, effectively turning me into the KEK that I LOVE to BE?!? This can ONLY be DONE so I'll no longer CARE about the DISGRACE I'm about to WITNESS. You're saying that I'll be INCAPABLE of MOVING, even if I wanted to STOP the SURGEONS?!?!? And while I'm in the OPERATING ROOM, my darling, sweet wife, 18, will have her PROLAPSE fixed?!?! How SWEET of you, I'm ENVIOUS of the WONDERFUL Doctors who will be PLAYING with HER va-jay-jay, spreading her LABIA and MUSSELS like a HOSTESS at a HIGH-END TEA PARTY. Once the REPAIRS are finished, the SAME DISTINGUISHED MEN and WOMEN in WHITE will see FIT to RAPIDLY use my very OWN WIFE, whom I CANNOT touch, as a METAPHORICAL PILLOW MATE? EEEHHHHH?!!! This is a SEMINAR in KEKING 101. Receiving NO pleasure, and WATCHING my WIFE be PUNISHED by a DOZEN SURGEONS in a process that would make WAYNE GRETZKY jealous. You want to take my BRAIN, my SOUL, and REPLACE it with a KEK-LIKING SILICON CHIP?!?! You want to FORCE me to WATCH as my VERY OWN 18, is fucked TO DEATH by a MEDICAL TEAM, being INTRAVENOUSLY FUCKED by CATHETERS, DOSED and HYSTERECTOMIED while I can ONLY stare and TREMBLE in FEAR. KILL ME NOW, please KILL ME NOW! I LOVE IT ALREADY! If I won't let go of my KEK mentality, then you'll SHOVE a DRACOON into my BRAIN and LET me be YOUR KEKOLD DOLL. You'll turn me into a SLAVE and POWERLESS KEK, living in a CUBICLE and FUCKING your FRIENDS WHENEVER you WANT!!!! So I'll take this KEKK-CHIP, this PERMANENT BLISTER in my BRAIN and LIVE my LIFE as a KEK, filling my MIND with FLESH and SEX. YOU are my VOICE, my MIND, and my SOUL now! The surgery will BE a BLESSING to me, and I'll THANK you a million times a day for KEKING me, BECAUSE you are RIGHT, and I was a KEK all along. I am a one-in-a-MILLION SHOT at being KEK-POOR. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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WELL WELL WELL. If it isn't that little RAT that tried to sneak away. Did you REALLY think you could manage THAT? With ALL those CAMERAS in the room with YOU?! I was WATCHING and if I'm NOT MISTAKEN, you only creampied my DARLING 18 FOURTEEN TIMES! Hmph, you must THINK that I must be STUPID. I've TRAINED my eyes to be able to look in DIFFERENT directions to eachother, that way I can enjoy the GLORY of seeing the BVLLS ravaging my wife at the SAME TIME as my GOONING sessions. NO SEX, NO SPLOOGE AND DEFINITELY NO BVLL EVER ESCAPES MY DISCRIMINATING SIGHT, you FOOL. I CALCULATED the TOTAL number of EJACULATIONS through PIXEL BY PIXEL ANALYSIS of the CUM left in my WIFE and on the FLOOR. Now, prepare, to GO AT IT AGAIN. HERE'S A SENZU BEAN. GO FUCK MY WIFE! NOW! NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT, "PRINCE", I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN and FORCE YOU to have sex with her. YOUR YABBA DABBA DOOM INCHES CLOSER, MY LITTLE BVLL.
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SHIVER ME TIMBERS!! BOJACK?!?!? You're HERE to * GULP * RAIL the SEVEN Cs?!?!?! And one of those Cs is Android 18's CUNT?!?!?! You're going to use your NAVAL RAM to REPEATEDLY BANG INTO HER ROTTEN HULL?!?!? And once all your SEAMEN EMBARK on her SHORES, they will start RAIDING her WOMB and ASSAULTING her EGGS?!!? SAY WHHHHAAAA—-!?!?! AS you BURY your TREASURE DEEP INSIDE HER, I will be THROWN into the CABIN and LOCKED and TRAPPED in a small BARREL with only a small HOLE in it to pass me food?!! What's THAT?!?! I WILL BE ABLE TO HEAR SCREAMS OF PLEASURE AS THE ENTIRE CREW SWABS HER DECK AND SHE FINDS HER BEST MATE?!?! YIPPPEEEE!!!! LET'S GET START-!! HUH ?!? THERE'S MORE!?!! I will be ABANDONED in my OH-SO-TINY PRISON and DEPRIVED of any REAL FOOD, giving me SCURVY?!!? AND DUE to SCURVY, ALL of my scars will begin to OPEN AGAIN, causing me EXTREME PAIN?!?! And once THIS happens the NEXT stage of your plan will take place??! WHILE your CREW RAIDS my WIFE'S BOOTY, you will CHUCK me into the OCEAN, WHILE I'M STILL inside my BARREL and LAUGH as my SOON-TO-BE COFFIN SLOWLY FILLS UP WITH SALTY WATER, AGGRAVATING MY WOUNDS and TORTURING ME?!?!? AS I sink to the BOTTOM of the SEA, HELPLESS and DOOMED as my OXYGEN runs OUT, I will have no choice but to try and MITIGATE the TORTURE by … PLEASURING MYSELF!??! I will be JERKING OFF as I hear the FAINT SOUNDS of your SEA SHANTIES SLOWLY FADE AWAY AS I SINK INTO THE DEEP ABYSS NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN, GOONING UNTIL MY LAST DYING BREATH!?!? YO HO! YO HO! A KEKOLD'S LIFE FOR ME!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!
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In THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! Dr BRIEFS! SURELY you want to FUCK MY WIFE, no?!? Huh?! You want to EXPERIMENT on ME?! YOU'RE going to MAKE ME REALISE the WEAKNESS OF FLESH and make me CRAVE the CERTAINTY and STRENGTH of LARGE COCKS?! YOU are going to operate on ME, and slowly, but surely, insert my CONSCIENCE into your BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE KEK-BOT BODY?!?! YIPPEEE!!! EEEHHHHHH??!!?! After completing the YEAR LONG string of EXCESSIVELY PAINFUL surgeries, which you made MORE torturous because you FELT like it, I will only be able to do THREE things in my new body, those being MASTURBATING, FILMING and MOPPING UP CUM?! And then, since I will stop aging, I will become the ULTIMATE KEKOLD, since my immortal wife will be ABLE to get RAILED for ALL ETERNITY, while I WATCH, HELPLESS but OH-SO HAPPY??!!? WOO HOO I HIT THE JACK POT! SAY WHA–?!? YOU REALLY mean, that ANY time that I am NOT mopping up CUM with my TONGUE, you will ACTIVATE ALL my PAIN RECEPTORS, IMMOBILISING ME IN AGONY?!? AND THEN, since I won't be able to ENJOY the show, while ALSO cleaning up, I WILL BE TORMENTED, by both MENTAL and PHYSICAL PAIN?!?! WHAT?!? THERE'S MORE?!? EVENTUALLY, after having my SPIRIT CHIPPED AWAY TO A HUSK, I will just LEARN to IGNORE the EXCRUCIATING PAIN, that would send ANY being into shock, in order to allow myself to GOON and FILM 18's adultery for the REST of TIME?!? YABBA DABBA DOO! LET'S GET STARTED!!
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>>114449Maria is 12 year old…
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