/fnac/ - Five Nights at Cobson's

>>4531
Max, Coalima's jewish admin who ran blacked dot com adverts on the sharty, was the one killed by Chud.

I don't think it was Markiplier. Technically speaking, the troon acking sprite resembles the markiplier variant, but xe's clearly not 'plier. Similarly, the floating head was possibly a separate person, especially since the 'plier you see in game is bald. In fact, the schizo Markiplier is associated with hallucinations, and I haven't played the night 5 minigame, so it's possible that he just hallucinated a floating head resembling Markiplier, but with hair.

Doll used to serve soylent to soyteens. How the fuck could it not have been rapeson who raped soylita? I think that's why doll said "guess I got what's coming for me". In another minigame that you get by clicking on the poster depicting the /caca/ babybot version of Doll (you can find it in the hall camera), you "serve" soylent to the soyteens, but now they're gray, and they stand there motionlessly, and without faces, like slenderman statues. Eventually the door of the soyeria opens, and text tells you to "face your fears". Your character starts moving very slowly, but eventually you arrive at a forklift. Doll tells you in Night 1 that he used to be a night-shift guard too at one point, but that now he was on forklift duty. So Doll was a night-shift guard, then he switched to soy vendor, and lastly he took to forklift duty. I have a gut feeling that he planned to impale Rapeson through the forklift. And he got guilt from not bothering to save soylita, like a weak soyboy. And that's why he tells you "I guess I got what's coming for me…", or something among those lines or whatever, yeah…

>>4541
Fuck i didn't know that. I guess that's why he's said: "Guess i got what i deserved."

>>4541
Also the forklift being bloody does imply something?

Also my headcanon theory for why Rapeson kills you immediately if he's in the same room as you, but not other enemies:

First explanation is that Chud and the swedish imp are on meds, which alter their behaviour. Furthermore:

Chud doesn't kill aryans. He only kills da joos. Also he has poor eyesight, hence his glasses. When he enters your room, he suspects you of being a jewish man, but it takes him like half a second to be sure of it (again, poor eyesight), but if you turn the lights off, he assumes you might be a aryan and he leaves you alone.

Why does it take the imp longer to kill you than Chud and especially Cobson?
Because, like any svennigstani man, he's efeminate and weak, so he hesitates because he's a bitch, and he shits his pants from bright lights.

Now for the troon:

Why does the troon only ack in your room? Because xe wants attention. Xe wants xis death to stir up as much drama as possible.

Why does shining your light on xim make xim disappear? Because xe's a terminally-online basement dweller who roams at night because xe hides from the sun's bright light and xe's never touched grass in xis life. Plus, xe has autism, is sensitive to intense stimuli such as light, and has photosensitive epilepsy, so shining your light repels xim. The reason why xe smiles when you flash your light on xim is:
1.) because xe thinks it's an awkward moment that you're staring square at xis ugly face as xe plans to kill ximself, and:
2.) because when you go outside and the light is bright, your cheek muscles contract to clench your eyes and further keep the intense light out.

>>4569
Why doesn't Cob kill the others though

>>4575
Because they can help him escape. Indeed, Cobson is not that dangerous to you, and the main danger is if either Chud or hallway imp walk in and you couldn't possibly know which of the two you're dealing with. He needs people to help him kill you so he can escape. After that, he'd gladly rape them.


Bonus:
Why doesn't Chud kill the troon? Because xe's a aryan, and because he's sexually attracted to xim.

>>4596
Nice play doh model, chvddie. But you should have worn those medical gloves while making it. Now your fingerprints are on that troon and the feds can better track you

>>4598
frqqt vill kill me for teasing an asset for a future DLC first…

>>4629
DLC for FNAC? You mean like the amerimutt or the glowie?