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 9701[Quote]

>Booyaka, booyaka, 4 foot 9
>Booyaka, booyaka, killed a guy one time

>Booyaka, booyaka, 4 foot 9 (Hey!)

>Booyaka, booyaka, killed a guy one time
>Booyaka, booyaka, 4 foot 9 (Hey!)
>Booyaka, booyaka, Rey Mysterio
>Booyaka, booyaka, 4 foot 9 (Hey!)
>Booyaka, booyaka, killed a guy one time
>Booyaka, booyaka, 4 foot 9 (Hey!)
>What you gon' do when we come for you?

 43984[Quote]

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>>9701 (OP)
when the nurse doesn't watch me take my meds i sit in my room and talk to Rey Mysterio. what people don't know is Rey's mastery of the 619 and stem cell injections (coupled with other unknown powers) enlarged and decalcified Rey's pineal gland (bionic knees) the nicos-atticus dog quote found in chavoss phone.news story

i drew this from memory while watching Rey Mysterio stomp the raisin out of Perro Aguayo Jr. and brutally murder him on my old AAA vhs. every time i watch it it gets dimmer.it is uploading into my head every time i press PLAY

rey Mysterio was a POWERFUL killer even in DEATH. this means the middle rope that killed Perro Aguayo Jr. can still be felt. i feel an intense paranormal connection with rey. when i watch his matches i can feel every armdrag, every hurricarana, every scream. i can feel dead mexicans under my feet and a pair of boots on my lower back

wrestling has ALWAYS been involved with intensely powerful gypsy magick inherited from carnival days. if you wish to truly understand professional wrestling,you must first learn the truth of overcoming height discrimination by bodying a dead spic

 44038[Quote]

>Bukkake Bukkake
>Sixty Nine
>Bukkake Bukkake
>Cum on Mysterio

 44051[Quote]

>>9701 (OP)
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN I CUM FOR YOU

 44054[Quote]

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>>9701 (OP)
>Hey ese, you can stop selling now

 44063[Quote]

>>44054
Not even pointing fingers but how wasn't he even accused of involuntary manslaughter or something like that?

 44077[Quote]

>>44063
Probably protected by the company. Feds typically protect wrestlers who draw the dimes. Look at Vince and Jimmy Snuka back in the 80s

 44247[Quote]

pretty crazy how the 619 is one of the shoot deadliest moves in pro-wrestling

 45331[Quote]

>>44054
what a murderer
>>44063
he killed a mexican, no one cares

 52524[Quote]

>>9701 (OP)
>remove his mask
>it's just the most mexican mexican guy



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