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/NOWIPE GENERAL/

Welcome to /nowipe/ edition

-What is no wipe general?
No wipe general is a general for posts and discussion relating to the no wipe lifestyle and those who partake in it. This thread also hopes to bring in and inform those curious about no wipe, and serve to add momentum to the movement, in whatever small way it can. Discussion encouraged by wipers.

-What is no wipe?
For various reasons, be it health, psychological, or spiritual, we refuse to wipe our asses. How far this goes it fiercely debated; do euros who use bidets count as /nowipe/? Or do they go against the spirit of no wipe?

-What is a quick breakdown of some of the benefits?
No wipe helps with hemorrhoids, helps keep the asshole from becoming dry and prevents the health issues that can come with this (less chance for infections, naturally keeps cleaner). The materials in the toilet paper jew itself are also terrible for the health of your asshole, despite how common toilet paper is. The mental and spiritual effects are alot more profound and hard to state in so few words, but some anecdotal testimony from many notes that prayer is more meaningful and life in general has been slightly improved ever since they started to /nowipe/.

-Ewwww you stink please wipe you-
Not an argument

-I'm a degenerate faggot who has to keep my asshole clean so my partner's dick is clean
Sorry, but this general isn't for people like you

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I'll get the ball rolling. Anyone here new to the concept of /nowipe/? Personally, I have been practicing for a few years now. Ever since I noticed the positive effect it had, I never stopped.

 β„–54122[Quote]

nahhh bro that raisin must itch as hell. I am aware, however, that most toilet paper contains PFAS which is why I only wipe with dried nigger skin

 β„–54123[Quote]

i'm afraid to go all in. should i start with a bidet? go natural with leaves, corncobs(i hear$ farmers used them)? a loofah, like the Romans?

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>>54122
Its a start, make sure you are using freshly killed nigger skin if you can help it

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>>54123
I would of course recommend a bidet as it’s closer to true /nowipe/. Loofah is far healthier than TP but it can be a bit rough on skin long term. Leaves can cause irritation if you use wrong ones, but if you don’t mind experimenting it’s one of the better ways to avoid the Toilet Paper Jew.

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anyone ever installed a bidet? never used one but thought about it. hate toilet paper but as an amerimutt thats really all we know.

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>>54128
I stayed at a nice place once that randomly had a very expensive/nice toilet, which had a built in bidet alongside stuff like a heated seat. Probably is far more pricey, but all this is to say that toilets with a bidet built in do exist and are an option as well as installing one.

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>>54128
But what you can find in alot of shower and bathroom related stores are small bidets you can install on the side of toilet, and aren't very expensive. From what I know, so long as you have bought it and have set aside the time it is easy.

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>>54129
>>54130

i considered this but it seemed kind of gross to have something installed inside the toilet. it's going to get spattered with piss and raisin and have a waterline going to it, and then spray your asshole? idk fam. the dedicated bidet that you dont piss and raisin it seems the way to go, but thats too much of an investment.

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>>54128
Bro ain't no way i spray my asshole with a high-pressure jet, that's gay as hell

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i use the bathtub faucet

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>>54138
idk brother it also seems pretty gay to rub your ass hole with paper repeatedly. i wish there was a solution.

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>>54145
You must believe on /nowipe/, all you need is a little leap of faith and your life will be changed in a positive way. This is the solution.



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