Bros how do you curb the protein farts? I mean they're rancid. Sometimes when I'm doing cardio on rest days, I get so into the zone that i start farting to the rhythm of the song i'm listening to. I end up gassing everyone within a 5m radius to 180BPM.

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Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 05:32:15 №47979 [Quote]

Bros how do you curb the protein farts? I mean they're rancid. Sometimes when I'm doing cardio on rest days, I get so into the zone that i start farting to the rhythm of the song i'm listening to. I end up gassing everyone within a 5m radius to 180BPM.

Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 05:48:14 №47998 [Quote]

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>Bros how do you curb the protein farts? I mean they're rancid. Sometimes when I'm doing cardio on rest days, I get so into the zone that i start farting to the rhythm of the song i'm listening to. I end up gassing everyone within a 5m radius to 180BPM.

Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 23:26:42 №49966 [Quote]

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>>47979 (OP)
Do you guys ever get those really deep gurgley farts? The ones that you can feel right in your hip and pelvis. The really deep ones that make ripples and makes your skin feel hollow? I live for those farts. Not smelling them thats gross. Doing them. Doing them drives me. Everyday I manipulate my sitting positions and my adaptive breathing measures to encapsulate more fart in my intestines. I end the day snug as a bug in a rug tucked in by 73 year old mom from head to toe and I cock my leg up and I arch my lower back and I rumble the head boards. I love those gurgley bastards. I live for them.

Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 23:34:32 №49993 [Quote]

>>47979 (OP)
Why would you want to curb them?
Farts are nature's way of asserting dominance