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 â„–44107[Quote]

there's this noisy latino as a roomie
I'm starting for 2 weeks the fermentation of:
- 30g chococal hazelnut vegan protein powder
- my piss
- one dog poop i'll ask to someone in the park
- smashed overcooked lentils
- water and orange juice (sugar bactery fuel)

I'll make it 1 Liter of chemical weapon, I need it to be thick. I'll cover his door and food shelf with it.
The odor will stick kinda forever
It's 1% done and it is really hard to breath already. I only mixed 1 week old protein with water so far and it is already EXTREME

 â„–44113[Quote]

>>44107 (OP)
>Those walls
>Envase reciclable
Just say your roomie, good idea tho, you should add ground oats and milk with added protein, the mix stinks and generates pressure so it will squirt out of the bottle with the other stuff

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>>44113
I'll let the oat absorbe th water then I'll do smashed oat. I added a bit of chocolate proteins to make it look like a turd

Also, I went to the dog park. Saw a HB7 with beagle dog pooping. I go to her but the dog was a fast pooper and by the time I went to her she already threw the turd away in the trash bin, so I grabbed it from there.
How should I work with the dog turd ?

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here's the oat being prepared

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update: it looks dangerous

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update: i barely opened the bottle to release the pressure. had to run
my fingertip was smelling extremly strong from just opening the tap
it smells like a cow cadaver big worst, mixxed with the strongest old farts ever

extremely potent
dangerous
I fear I might throw up during the proccess

 â„–54213[Quote]

im feeling sick after 5 seconds of exposition to the gases

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 â„–54219[Quote]

>im feeling sick after 5 seconds of exposition to the gases

You should add some coconut or olive oil to the mixture or add in Honey or syrup to the mix… It would hold scent molecules tightly and slow their evaporation. The smell would linger longer in the air or on a surface.

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The attack has been completed
He went on vacation for a week so I though I could take the time to pick his lock, but I didn't succeed.
So instead I used a little tube and a syringe to insert it under his door
I could only inject 150ml before it started leaking in the corridor. So I took bits of sponges that I stuck in the gap to block it

I washed the corridor a few times with bleach but it still smells like cadaver.
Now I'm at the airport and will contact another roomie on a few days to see how it went

 â„–54224[Quote]

>>54219
I though about adding oil or sugar but I didn't took the time.
Honestly the thing is super smelly and working with it is really hard


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