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ALPHA ROUTINES Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 00:52:52 №29894 [Quote]

alphas, post your morning routines.
others, provide feedback

starting with wembrel, what do you think of his?

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 02:13:32 №31501 [Quote]

>>29894 (OP)
please advise

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 02:37:06 №31942 [Quote]

Why are you a fucking fag? What compelled you to be like this? How many Xanax bars would it take for you to return to even a semblance of normalcy?

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 06:51:08 №33729 [Quote]

Webm is definitely not alpha since every nigger in the hood has guvked him in his ass.

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 11:30:51 №34401 [Quote]

>>33729
He is alpha

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 11:33:26 №34404 [Quote]

>>29894 (OP)
Around 630 am I leave my pregnant wife in bed to go chill on the couch with my dog and stroke it to convos with my crushon.ai cuties

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 12:07:11 №34455 [Quote]

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That is one zesty buck.

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 16:29:56 №35042 [Quote]

>>29894 (OP)
Is that a tramp stamp?

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 22:41:17 №36041 [Quote]

>>35042
It's an ALPHA MARK.

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 22:52:21 №36075 [Quote]

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Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 22:55:42 №36094 [Quote]

>>29894 (OP)
'Cardo. Your dinner is served. *snap* *snap* *snap*

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 23:02:52 №36112 [Quote]

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>>33729
sounds like it's your fantasy, not his reality. you must be a jealous whiteboi.

Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 23:16:29 №36195 [Quote]

>>29894 (OP)
what mode is this?

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 10:42:12 №39745 [Quote]

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 17:26:27 №40630 [Quote]

>>36112
What does that say

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 17:29:26 №40644 [Quote]

I wake up.
I skip breakfast.
I drink a monster.
I do a stationary job for 5 hours.
I eat.
I go back to work for 3 hours.
I go home.
I eat.
I walk on a treadmill.
I sleep.

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 17:29:33 №40645 [Quote]

>>29894 (OP)
there's a certain kind of woman that go absolutely nuts for guys like this

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 17:55:02 №40732 [Quote]

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 20:02:25 №41134 [Quote]

>>40645
No doubt he’s drowning in puss

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 21:44:00 №41449 [Quote]

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>>41134
for sure

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 22:15:19 №41532 [Quote]

Lmfao
So zoomers are all grown up now, the next gen to clown on are alphas?
I am down lol

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 22:15:47 №41534 [Quote]

>>36075
Brampton, Ontario

Chud 04/22/25 (Tue) 22:19:43 №41540 [Quote]

>>41532
no, he's an alpha male, not gen alpha. he is a zoomer.

Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 15:02:07 №44714 [Quote]

>>34455
What that means

Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 15:09:03 №44729 [Quote]

>>36075
I never considered pissing myself as part of my routine but I guess if that is what it takes…

Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 01:34:51 №47141 [Quote]

>>44729
have you tried it yet?

Chud 04/24/25 (Thu) 20:40:29 №49484 [Quote]

>>40630
baby boy

Chud 04/26/25 (Sat) 22:11:54 №54004 [Quote]

He has to be gay, right?

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 01:19:59 №54181 [Quote]

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 13:30:30 №54198 [Quote]

i just wake up and play video games until 1pm and then i eat 12 eggs

im starting college in august so i wont be able to NEET anymore

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