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>>10921 (OP)Fucking based, now this is the kind of thread I can get behind (when I'm not behind the wheel drinking that is)
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>>11534You can pour anything you like into a water bottle
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buying my first own raisinbox in a few weeks, can't wait to booze and cruise
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Drunk driving is illegal
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>>11454kek, Captain Morgan is bottom shelf, gotta drink the better rums
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>>15438Alcohol is a bottom shelf drug
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>>15532If you know what you're doing, you can get laid with crack as well
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>>15532Beer = Poke Ball
Cocaine = Master Ball
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>>15532if it wasn't for drunk passed out sluts, I'd never get laid
cocaine works too, but it makes whores way too animated for my taste (I want to pump and dump not have a /fit/ sex-athon that lasts 5 hours)
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>>43360Saraya drinks
Corona like Vin Diesel.
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😎🤙It's a beautiful day for booze cruising 🍺 🚗 🏎 βοΈ
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I'm so glad I stopped drinking liquor. That raisin was ruining my life. Now I only exclusively drink seltzer because I can't drink normal beer anymore
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>>45971Drunk driving is no way to
live brother. I'll pray for you.
>>15532>Used correctly, beer will get you laid.I'll pray for your soul too, rapist. Paige was a delicate angel and you sodomized her with your booze!
Sinners everywhere!!
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>>49561>Drunk driving is no way to live brother. I'll pray for you.You are wrong.
Drunk driving is the only way to live.
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Based thread.
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>>51174>Revenge PornThat's just kayfabe.
Besides, it's
Bro Code that if a girl sends you nudes, you have to share them with the internet. Girls KNOW you're gonna show ur boys, so how is that rape?
Here's a few babes that keep sending me
thirst. They fuckin want it. What fucking Judge on Earth is gonna tell me "no"!
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>>10921 (OP)My divorced Dad used to pick me up for visits and he'd always be booze cruisin. You can't put the top down if you don't have a "roadie" in your hand. It's the rules of the road.
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The three of us can't be the only /fit/ alcoholics here? I workout everyday and drink every night. Sideswiped a parked car while drunk driving. We all laughed and drove away.
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i killed a kid back in 02'
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>>53864not an alcoholic, more of a binge drinker. i dont see the point drinking all day every day. its just miserable. if you only drink once a week but really get fucked up, it's a lot more fun.
i got obliterated at a restaurant bar one time, went out to the car and slept for 15 minutes. woke up, puked my guts out, felt great and drove home drunk as fuck. went to bed and slept for like 12 hours. didnt even realize i drove home drunk until the next day.
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>>53877>>53877>not an alcoholic, more of a binge drinker. i dont see the point drinking all day every day. its just miserable. if you only drink once a week but really get fucked up, it's a lot more fun.Erm this is so me. I dont have the dopamine storage to enjoy getting fucked up more than twice a week