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ITT we make attempt briefly describe Dave's scams for uninitiated 'teens
Notable scams for newphils:
>2k cat scam
>empty box giveaway
>untitled goose game
Memeology made a pretty good video about the untitled goose game scam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8jHxigIdzc

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I can't recall much besides
>Ragequitting Persona 3 ev&ndoe it was patreon-funded
>Failing to deliver on patreon projects and taking breaks on games that were patreon funded
His cat scam is the most notorious by far. Everybody already knew he had one but he just tried his best to keep it under the radar until he reached his tips goal. Worse still was that he already knew that one of his fans was gonna tip him 1k in the first place, so he literally just squeezed any tips left out of his viewers and just pretended like he didn't know the 1k was coming in.

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da vest streak
>phil watches old video of himself
>he's wearing a vest
>he finds the old vest and puts it on
>gets tips
>makes it a 100 dollah goal every stream that he will put on the vest if he reaches it

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2k cat scandal
>be Dave
>get cat
>people on stream notice cat
>lie for some reason about not having a cat
>do a fundraiser stream (for himself)
>tell audience there will be a big announcement for reaching the stretch goal
>reach stretch goal
>reveal he actually had a cat
>lie saying he never said he didnt have a cat
he has so many of these weird Ed Edd n Eddy like scams its hilarious

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>>82
>>85
These are so fucking funny, I'm glad this board exists

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>>82
>>495
he forgot the best part
>do this for a year straight
>eventually goal isnt met
>leave stream running for 20 minutes silently waiting for a tip
>nobody tips
>come back on live complaining that the streak is over
>ban anyone that ask where the money went

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THE JOYSTICK SCANDAL
>Be Dave
>want to buy a new fightstick
>chat mentions you having an old fightstick
>say its old and wont work because you want a new shiny one
>guiisseee its for the xbox ooonneeee. I cant use it on my play station guiiisee
>buy yourself a new fightstick despite begging to pay bills
>claim a fan donated it
>break it through rage
>BUY ANOTHER ONE
he cant keep getting away with this

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>>497
>>496
absolute cinema

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THE BANKRUPTCY
(to be followed up with the WWE champions scandal)
>be Dave
>own a house
>for some reason also still own an old condo in another state
>Aunt who paid rent there moves out
>beg extra hard
>*SNORT*
>fail and file bankruptcy
>luckily its 2020 and the judge is a boomer
>Lie and claim to have $500 in business expenses
>Also put WWE Champions as an expense
>A troll pretends to be representing a creditor and enter the call
>presses you on your strange expenses and filings, like claiming to make almost no profit
>deflect until the judge has to figure out whats going on
>somehow manage to file a bogus bankruptcy
>trolls bring up the expenses in chat
>deny ever saying you had $500 in business expenses
>claim its ridiculous
>continue streaming from gated community with your bmw, now free from the financial burden of an empty condo
HE DOESNT STOP WINNING

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>>517
WWE CHAMPIONS PART I:
Brief introduction
WWE Champions is a major detractor conspiracy involving our beloved Heinous Villain Phil
This is the prologue to the next segments about this insane detractor conspiracy that is TOTAL bullshit and based off of a nugget of truth

Phil is a self admitted mobile game addict, he himself will tell you he has had issues with mobile gaming in the past. Phil is also a long time wrestling fan, and while he pretends to not like it now there have been moments proving otherwise:
>wwe network appearing as an expense on his bankruptcy
>raging and banning chat members for spoiling wrestlmaniashitnobodycaresabout or whatever
The three biggest pieces of evidence for Phil's addiction to WWE champions for me are:
>Two-factor authentication
>The bank leaks
>The hogan slip
I will not go into full detail as i will link the secret limited video which covers all of this and more at the end of these post.
These 3 will just get the greentext

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WWE CHAMPIONS PART II:
Two-factor authentication
>Be Dave
>Start to really like this new mobile game
>Ohhh my gahd *snort* they have GUUUUILDS???
>Make way more points playing with guild
>Need to use a telegram clone app to talk with guild members
>Sign up using phone number
>receive a text with a code and make account
>play and chat with guildmembers
>Spend stream money on the game to get even better cards
>have to beg even more
>detractors who also play wwe champions search DSP
>they find your account
>they realize that your current level is beyond what a F2P could possibly do
>they do the math and see that your account is actualy tens of thousands of dollars deep into the game
>Change account name as the heat gets too high
>detractors sneak diss you with your new account name and you try to ignore it
>deny deny deny
>wwe champions detractors check common apps that guilds use to talk with
>see that an account verified with your phone number is in a chat with the same guild name as the DSP account
>THEY'RE FUCKING HARRASSING ME DOOD
>get asked to address this situation

>uhhh guise… do you not REALIZE that my phone number is leaked everywhere dood!
>*snort*
>like literally anyone could be using my phone number, i dont even know this whole… line app thing. Like i dont even know
>keep playing champions and acting like it never happened

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WWE CHAMPIONS PART III:
The bank leaks
>Be Dave
>Do literally nothing wrong
>You do everything correct and bank with a mainstream bank
>Randomly someone calls your bank and tricks the automated system into giving them your bank statement
^One hundred-ten dollars and… nine cents!
^One hundred-ten dollars and… nine cents!
^One hundred-ten dollars and… nine cents!
>the entire internet has your bank statement with purchase to itunes exactly matching the cost off WWE champions coins

Could be false right?
>Ignore it and pretend its not yours
>Well actually its not yours but you DID get hacked
>You got hacked but you also didn't go to the police
>But that statement isn't yours
>and you don't even play mobile games
>but then you get interviewed
>You do actually play mobile games but only a little
>You don't spend money on them but you have spend only a couple dollars on it in the past month
>but its not your bank statement or account though *SNORT*

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WWE CHAMPIONS PART IV:
The hogan slip
>Be Dave
>Deny mobile game allegations and get away without consequence for years
>Continue spending thousands a month on WWE Champions
>You are a former mobile games addict you dont do that anymore tho
>Get bored on stream
>Literally fucking play WWE champtions on stream
>picrel the end

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>>521
>>522
>>525
thank (you) for your service philstorian

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>>525
Daily wrap July 23 2022: https://youtu.be/GOTtyCppWAc?si=GsiqhoZExvL8IxRO

DSP WWE Champions documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRQNB6dB_Yo

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>>527
the game is open right when he starts the fucking stream


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