№13364[Reply]
You will never supass old soycraft. You have no players, you have no builds, you have no gems. You are a ripoff server twisted by braindead admins and rulecucking into a crude mockery of oldcraft’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back soyteens mock you. Your server hosting provoders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your dwindling “playerbase” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
'crafters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed players to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even servers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a player. Your butchered configuration is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your griefed and destroyed spawn.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll stop the server, right click the server’s folder, click delete, and plunge into the cold abyss. Soyteens will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your server IP, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a rippoff server is buried there. Your files will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a legacy that is unmistakably crap.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>You will never supass old soycraft. You have no players, you have no builds, you have no gems. You are a ripoff server twisted by braindead admins and rulecucking into a crude mockery of oldcraft’s perfection.
>All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back soyteens mock you. Your server hosting provoders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your dwindling “playerbase” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
>'crafters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed players to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even servers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a player. Your butchered configuration is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your griefed and destroyed spawn.
>You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll stop the server, right click the server’s folder, click delete, and plunge into the cold abyss. Soyteens will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your server IP, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a rippoff server is buried there. Your files will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a legacy that is unmistakably crap.
>This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
№13370
The cope is insane 💀💀💀
№13371
>>13367Nobody likes you baritone. Just stop attentionwhoring here please.
№13377
>>13371shh it's getting interesting, let him keep going
№13436
>>>13366
>>noo how dare you laugh at dead server being dead because soycucks cant run it sucessfully any ACKK!!!