/dsp/ - DarkSydePhil Discussion

If I had to do my best job at giving a brief summary of the deal with Phil I guess it’d be
>angry jerk street fighter player
>nobody likes him
>goes to tournaments and makes an ass of himself
>eventually starts a YouTube channel doing shitty let’s plays
>becomes popular because it’s early YouTube
>still is a big dick
>cannot play games to save his life
>his gameplay gets made fun of
>he reacts very negatively
>this starts to build a massive “detractor” community dedicated to making fun of/fucking with Phil
>gets a 17 year old girlfriend when he’s like late 20’s pushing 30
>everyone hates her because she’s annoying but he starts putting her in all his content
>eventually loses his two best friends for monetizing some street fighter players death among other things
>channel is starting to lose traction over the years
>becomes a streamer
>sucks at streaming and frequently yells at audience
>also starts begging for money
>in 2016 Phil jerks off on stream without realizing his camera was on
>in 2017 his girlfriend leaves him after he makes a video talking about a hospital visit (look it up there’s an animated version that’s pure kino)
>Phil is alone for two years, still streaming and still having his massive hater base. The begging has really ramped up.
>Phil constantly snorts and clears his throat, which disgusts people.
>in 2019 he gets a wife, Kat, who his detractors say looks like a horse. She does a few streams with him but then he says she stopped cause of the “heckin bullying”
>at some point dsp gets paid 2k on stream by his fans to reveal he has a cat named Jasper
>eventually people realize Phil has been spending thousands of dollars on a wwe mobile game while begging on stream for his audience to give him money to pay off debts and stay alive
>Phil goes bankrupt in 2020, his bank forms leak in I want to say 2022?
>Phil has no friends, his wife has gotten ridiculously fat, the only job he has is playing games (which he calls creating meaningful khantent), his fans are mostly autistic/disabled children (including a pedophile named Derich), and Phil is basically resigned to spend the rest of his life being an internet laughing stock.
Very basic overview most likely missing some important/classic moments. Feel free to ask any specific questions and I’ll do my best to answer them

the greatest gamer of all time

>>510
Cool, cool, so why the fuck does he have a whole sharty board now?

>>539
Don’t question the king.

>>510
Kat started off really pretty and I was very surprised DSP pulled her and then she turned into a horse

>>507
Basically a fat pathetic lolcow who's been begging strangers for money, embarrassing himself and raging on stream for more than a decade because he has no valuable skills