/dem/ - ocracy

So often is it that my opponents are proven to be either trannies, 'corders, or both that I have come to the conclusion that I, and I alone, am the only real Soyteen of the current candidates. You see the ways in which they try to subvert our board (allowing furfaggotry, banning all dissent, election frauding) and you can only be left wondering: Where did all the soyteens go? You don't need to leave yet, because I am here and I will reinstate this board as a place where all 'teens and gemmers can gather and 'jak in peace just as we have done for nearly a decade. We will BUILD BACK BETTER.