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>You will never surpass old soycraft. You have no players, you have no builds, you have no gems. You are a ripoff server twisted by braindead admins and rulecucking into a crude mockery of oldcraft’s perfection.
>All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back soyteens mock you. Your server hosting providers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your dwindling “player base” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
>'crafters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed players to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even servers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a player. Your butchered configuration is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your griefed and destroyed spawn.
>You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll stop the server, right click the server’s folder, click delete, and plunge into the cold abyss. Soyteens will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your server IP, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a rippoff server is buried there. Your files will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a legacy that is unmistakably crap.
<This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
<Dear Baritone you're the most obsssed spergy autistic nigger T50 raisinskin pajeet EVER. Baritone I don't know why they EVER hired your dino fucker ass in the first place, probably because Mist is a tranny low-T twink faggot that can't make responsible decisions for his minecraft server. You KEEP ON whining about how I hired a paedophile despite me not knowing he was besides he wasn't even banned from the wiki so how would I know. I fucking hate you Baritone, Mist and Pinacoal for constantly trying to kick the dead horse of soycraft. You keep whining about Mist trying to keep it alive yet dickride him and talk about how soyworld sux because:
>le dynmap
>le engie
>muhfuggin dnb
<yeah asshole you're one causing this bullshlt fuck you baritone, fuck you mist, fuck you pinacoal. I've dragged my dick and balls (uncircumsized btw) through frootcord faggotry and other bs to get the playercount I have, I didn't have the luxury of being a sharty janny.
>Hurr duurrrrr ur /dem/ president
<that means nothing you little 80 iq subhuman raisinhead, I'm the king of dirt. Reminder that the fact that I am /dem/ is used as an excuse to move soyworld threads. Yeah fuck you, Mist encouraged me to not post soyworld in /craft/ and told me to shill in /soy/ when soyworld wasnt that popular, but recently they've silenced me outright and banned me for rule 3.
>B-B-But you censor people too
<Yeah because apparently all the people who criticize me LOOOOOOOVE TO FUCKING SPAM /NATE/SLOP AND LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEE TO CATTYWIPE /DEM/ BUT APPARENTLY IM EXPECTED TO KEEP THESE FUCKING FUCKERS ON MY BOARD OHHHH THEY ARE SO WANTED AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM DONT THEY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NIGGERISH BRIM
<You worked for Mist, you ran soycraft, and then you come to me to mock soyworld? FUCK OFFFFF DIEW EE DIDEI FUCK OF DIE PLEASE LEAVE ME AND MYT FUCKING SERVER A,LONE JUST FILTER "SOYWORLD" IF YOU HATE IT SOOO FUCKING MUCH WHY ARE YOU SO OBSSESSED JUST SAY YOU WANT TO PALY YTOU TNW UJ HKWERYIBOYIUW41Q345YYBU BYU QOB A OH IM A GOLDFAILURE IM A GOLDCUCK IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FUCCK YOU AND YOUR raisinTY ATTITUDE IM TIRED OF YOUR BULLraisin IM TIRED OF YOU EVERYONE IS TIRED OF IT NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HOW SOYWORLD IS SOOOO BAD AND EVIL, NONE OF YOU KNOW ME, EVERYONE JUDGES ME BASED ON 20 SECONDS OF POONER SCHLOG RUMOURS THAT IM A FROOTCORD PAWN OR SOMETHING OR THAT I AM TRSBOSN OR THAT IM 'CORD, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DEIDEIDEID IED IED I FS VCUIS KNNY