I am already emotionally preparing myself for the absolute niggerbrim that will be the minecraft movie. Mark my words the fucking lines in this movie will be the soyboy reddit tier garbage.>(creeper sneaks up behind the main character) Errm hes right beh

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Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:04:17 №88242 [View All][Quote]

I am already emotionally preparing myself for the absolute niggerbrim that will be the minecraft movie. Mark my words the fucking lines in this movie will be the soyboy reddit tier garbage.
>(creeper sneaks up behind the main character) Errm hes right behind me isnt he?
>I call it… MINECRAFT! (akward silence) Erm guys im still working on it!
>I just broke this tree… with my bare hand!
And I already know the fucking movie will make a billion dollars because soyboys will go see it. Sad!

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Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:36:40 №88293 [Quote]

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>*fighting scene*
>Let's kick this up a NOTCH!

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:38:34 №88294 [Quote]

>>88293
They will 100% not reference xim in the minecraft movie at all because xe's "le evil racist white man"

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:39:18 №88295 [Quote]

>>88293
Ev&oe they'll probably not mention him because he's heckin bigoted and unwholesome

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:39:35 №88296 [Quote]

>>88294
sadly true

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:41:36 №88297 [Quote]

>>88295
>>88294
Even doe if you check his Xitter he didn't even do anything that chuddy

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:42:30 №88298 [Quote]

>>88297
Xe didn't but (((they))) still act as if xe did

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:42:58 №88299 [Quote]

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>shitty side character no one cares is about to dying
<main character: “well buddy I guess this really is the END”
^”comedic” side character: “well that’s was awkward”

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:44:58 №88300 [Quote]

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>let's rock this
>*tnt explodes, sending cobblestone everywhere*
<you came all the way here to die, steve?
>no, i came here to mine and to craft!
^look out, steve!
<*TNT CANNONS FIRE AT STEVE*
>AAHHHHHHH *almost falls into lava but grabs onto ledge
<Now I'm the one crafting… your doom! *mines the block steve is grabbing on*
>AHHHH! Wait until they see this! *drinks fire potion*

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:45:35 №88301 [Quote]

>>88297
i think xe said something against troons or something to that effect o algo award

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:46:29 №88302 [Quote]

Leaked the minecraft movie script award

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:50:14 №88303 [Quote]

Fucking brim thread

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:50:28 №88304 [Quote]

Negated

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:50:54 №88305 [Quote]

Kys xoomers

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:51:04 №88306 [Quote]

Bumped again award

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:51:50 №88307 [Quote]

>>88305
^is going to watch the Minecraft movie

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:52:14 №88308 [Quote]

Lots of GEM potential tho.

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:52:41 №88309 [Quote]

Coal

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:53:24 №88310 [Quote]

>>88305
>>88309
>>88303
>Obsessed samefag award

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:54:34 №88311 [Quote]

>>88302
why is everything written like borderlands 3 now though
are sweet baby inc really that powerful

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:55:29 №88312 [Quote]

>>88311
It’s cause marvel movie slop scripts are an easy way to generate money without being controversial or unique

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:00:46 №88313 [Quote]

>>88301
Xhe said sorry

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:03:54 №88314 [Quote]

>>88293
Gegg o algo

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:04:52 №88315 [Quote]

>>88300
I have no doubt this will happen

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:06:16 №88316 [Quote]

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>skeleton hits character in the crotch
<ohh, right in the enderpearls
^yikes thats gotta hurt

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:07:55 №88317 [Quote]

>>88316
Geggerald

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:22:33 №88318 [Quote]

bump and dump

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:24:37 №88319 [Quote]

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Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:25:58 №88320 [Quote]

>>88243
soyboys like op kek

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:46:07 №88321 [Quote]

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>>88280
high effort trvke

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:55:19 №88322 [Quote]

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>>88319
WTF IT FITS LIKE A GLOVE GEEEG

Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:59:19 №88323 [Quote]

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These movies aren't made for you, me, any other self respecting adult or even redditors. They are made for moms of 8 to cart their children into the theater to keep them distracted for an hour.
You don't make shit popular thing "the movie"s to be good films. You make them to get money.

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:00:59 №88324 [Quote]

>>88280
I would see this and goon to nazis wearing dresses

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:03:13 №88325 [Quote]

>>88242
I kinda expected this movie to be dogshit a Minecraft movie is kinda retarded in concept
I wish notch still owned the franchise doe

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:03:41 №88326 [Quote]

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Movie would be INSTANTLY SAVED as a modern classic if he played steve instead of jack blacked

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:04:59 №88327 [Quote]

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>>88326
Christ not that video that shit still scares me

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:07:27 №88328 [Quote]

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>>88327
>WTF who is that guy. Is he jack black or something?
<Nope! Name's STEVE! Do you know what sodomy is?
>Guys I think we should le-
<You can if I don't CATCH YOU FIRST NIGGA

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:09:14 №88329 [Quote]

>>88328
GEGGGGG

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:09:32 №88330 [Quote]

>>88328
>>88326
new epi dropped

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:10:05 №88331 [Quote]

shit nigger i hate you all fuck you faggots

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:11:55 №88332 [Quote]

>>88326
GEG, didn't the guy that make this steve animate him buttfucking keemstar?

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:12:59 №88333 [Quote]

gemerald thread

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:15:54 №88334 [Quote]

>>88330
Grotesque steve is not EPI its an imageboard meme

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:16:11 №88335 [Quote]

>>88332
That was banjo. Not keemstar

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>Grotesque steve is EPI

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:23:04 №88337 [Quote]

>>88335
yeah i know the banjo one but i remember im guessing another minecraft animator that animated steve fucking keem geg

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:25:19 №88338 [Quote]

gemmy thread derailed by namefags and cacas

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:54:32 №88339 [Quote]

>>88242
Minecraft was always aimed at autistic kids and retard 20 year olders, this movie was expected, if anything, this shit is better than 99% of any apecraft media you can come with.

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>>88338
sadly true. Make more gemmy greentexts NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Chud 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:03:11 №88341 [Quote]

brap

Chud ## Mod 04/06/25 (Sun) 23:59:23 №118997 [Quote]

Moved to >>>/soy/10536671.