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Best summer slopjak/sunjak/smv in this thread gets bonus points for their team

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Do you like b b c

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kys

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Rouge mod award

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>>81747
Chud ## Mod
yes very yummy

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>inb4 free points to water park to keep the competition alive

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Oh I'm a shitskin esl fnf Philippine Trenchcuck taking over the world aint nobody gonna stop

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>>81745
bring back nuprincipal

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>>81755
needs to be related

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>>7628803
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG XHE DOES LOOK LIKE THAT

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I made this. I think it was the first OC about this battle

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>>81758
Holy ice creammington

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>>81758
Diamond

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>>81758
>>81759
unbvthered beachice creams

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>>81763
Most creative watersissy

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>>81763
Low effort coconut

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>>81766
>>81765
>>81764
triggered beachcels who look like that

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>>81763
I made the "contacts" part on the top, btw kys waterparkcuck

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>>81745
Here. It’s from RrCraig Pomeroy. - PINGAS MAN!

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Mod, we know you'll give points to the watercucks anyway. Don't think you're fooling anyone

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>>81770
Just make ice creams and he'll give them to us

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rape me nudev

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the dudes at sharty give me cpr but the amoeba already reached my brain stem with my last breath i say "beachCHADS win" skibidi dop dop skibidi im a waterfuck a skibidi dop dop BRRRRR skibidi never be a woman BRRRRR cucky always be a failure BRRRRR skibidi never be a ice cream skibidi dop dop watersporter BRRRRR skibidi never be a winner BRRRRR cucky always be a Philippine Trenchcuck BRRRRR skibidi never catch up skibidi dop dop watersporter skibidi dop dop im mindbroken brr dop im a riptide user gonna post cord then… ACK

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I made these two water mutts

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>>81776
nobody looks like this

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>>7629033
ice cream

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>>81780
this happened

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assuming we can only post OC right?

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>>81784
g e m

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Baking rn

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>>81745
>id'd thread

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submitting my OC

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Points. Now.

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File: jartycuckhardstyle.MP3 πŸ“₯︎ (1.41 MB)

File: JartySMV.mp3 πŸ“₯︎ (3.21 MB)

>>81745
Satisfied?

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File: Oh Im a beachcuck, yes Im ….mp3 πŸ“₯︎ (5.24 MB)

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>>81797
I made the music and the image in the middle

>>81790
I made this video

I also made these:

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>>7631893
i remember that thread

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>>7631893
i was the one that asked for the kohler thanks for making it btw

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Some extra coconut I made

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>Team Beach

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This is the most pool noodleed shit ever

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>This is the most pool noodleed shit ever

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>>7631508
kys gilman

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>>81745

THOUGH
it is true that whatever this war is WNBAG. And that R00t should go back to convincing people not to redeem their giftcards, and it doesn't really matter who "wins", at least not to me since I'm not enough of a shartygoy to actually give a shit about seagang vs poolgang or whatever the jeetkike and his gay for t b p's partner are astroturfing via brimcord, it really is just another b a n k e r war isn't it, sigh…

Though it has to be said that the beach is just more interesting therefore g3mmier, its deadlier, its more adult, and when i think of the beach i think of sex and death, albeit when i think "waterpark" all that really comes to mind is children, if i think harder perhaps also re tards and fat mutts but does anything really happen there? Because really bad things can happen at a beach which is really good for the IASconomy, for instance look at this shinning depiction of a s0yfers (surfing is s0y now geeeeg) unfortunate twist of fate when he is just seconds away from DYING at the hands of IAS water (ias water geeeeg). This is what our jaks, our edits, our MEMES should look like, should BE. Not this Nlgger brimstone first image, not this sorry excuse for the "tanned" johnson worshipping fagmins to wordfilter n igger (s oy is word filtered now? holy shit fucking kill yourself fruit).

So far watercucks have given us 4 things;
an increase in frogcuckery,
god awful posts like "look at me im a beach sis sy cli tty and here's my estrogen i LOVE t b p porn" and "LMFAO look at this proof that beachgang is gay or something",
selfinsert brimstone that would make any serious white nationalist contemplate suicide because with autistic kids like you on our side… its over (mainly due to the fact that waterpark is the wrong choice anyway),
and glimmering kwayesque G3Ms made to "expose" beaches for being deadly and/or disgusting.

Of course with all our variants and themes cantered around the concept of "waterpark" there is certainly lots of g3mmy potential though the ceiling for that potential is just always going to be lower than it is for the Beach
ThoughL;DR

<the second image is a g3m


<the first image is not


<fruit is not


<the beach as a concept has more g3mmy potential therefore beach won


<though it's the watercucks that are tapping into that potential when they make g3ms like the second image


<though they ruin it by being the biggest shartygoys on the platform while giving off cordtroon vibes, also by making selfinsert brimstone like second image


<AND watercucks are so goyish that they actually put effort into falseflagging and for what? who gives that much of a shit about beach vs waterpark? Go Outside


<a shartygoy is someone who cares if beach or waterpark wins


<watercucks are observed to be the more s0yish and goyish of the 2 factions for some reason


<perhaps something to do with the fact that choosing the waterpark over the beach is kinda s0y



nice sociology experiment fruit

please don't accuse me of being a j*rtycuck



UPDATE:
<frogcucks have started to beachcuck

<beachcucks have started to mimic the same kind of selfinsert nigg"aryan" brimstone that the watercucks were first to think was a good idea


<fruit will add Team Tundra tomorrow (good because more nature = more potential also the selfinsert "aryan" stones might not be so brimmy, perhaps even g3mmy)

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>>81808
I agree

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>>81808
trvke

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>>81808
TSMT, buff chud WNBAG

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>>81808
>wordswordswords this le doesn't matter o algo
of course it doesn't matter it's a dumb fucking joke about a season, do you think most of the shit on this site isn't just a joke?

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UPDATE:
watercucks have merged their ice creams (you know, the ones where you don't unironically selfinsert as the sunjak) with AI and the Philippine Trenchcuck meta thus significantly raising the ceiling of potential for both beach depictions and depictions of waterparks and their "customers" (pedos)

as I said before, waterparks only appeal to children, re tards, and fat mutts, but what i forgot to mention was that a pedophile at a waterpark is not difficult to imagine

this is relevant because >>81790 is a sparkling hilariouserald, though if you made a song about an obese shitskin pedophile gone surfing at a waterpark it could be even better because it just makes more sense, or not as good because it just makes more sense. we'll find out when someone reverse engineers this ice cream

>>81812
the results of this "war" (social experiment) is somewhat important if you care about the quality of the sharty and the ice creams. It is still very apparent that for the most part the worst posters in the site tend to gravitate towards the waterpark, I haven't seen an anti white pedophile be pro beach yet, I also know that if I were to it would so blatantly be a falseflagging watercuck, but why? why are they like this? and why are they such god fucking awful posters that if they ever somehow start producing ice creams it's a complete accident and they were meaning to produce brimstone?

These are questions worth asking.



IN OTHER NEWS:
TEAM TUNDRA WILL WIN

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oil up

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>>81813
I agree

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Dead and gay thread, NuLedditMutts really should do better.

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slopjak
sl0pjak
slop j a k

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cuck

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Philippine Trenchcuck

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jar ty cuck

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up for some reason

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test
nusoi

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bump

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uprape

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>slopjack

You are dooming us all!
Why are you asking teens to make brimstone??

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>>81752
Gem ppp o algo

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event's over MOOOODS UNCYCLE THIS

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up o algo

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oh wait its over?

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up

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>Best summer slopjak/sunjak/smv in this thread gets bonus points for their team

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since this is on page 40 nobody will see that im gay

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>since this is on page 40 nobody will see that im gay

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>>81832
you saged wrong

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up

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saved

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ermm down geg

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why this thread exist



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