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Squirreljak adventure:
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7425367.htmlYou are oldsoislutta, you have just witnessed your friend squirreljak die in front of your eyes. He gave his life to revive you and defeat the gray squirrel emperor once and for all, you will never forget it. You now leave the burned forest behind, you wander into the unknown.
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Kill the autist forcing object shows.
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>>75929I wont accept things like
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go have hot sex with squirreljaks crush
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Accept replies like
>kill something i dont like
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start blaming newGODs
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Travel to prove that Earth is flat.
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>>75932You go to have hot sex with squirreljaks crush, but you find her dead body. She has either been killed by the gray squirrels or died in the fire.
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>>75937do the act anyways
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>>75937play ultravel on roblox.com
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>>75937Don't be a necro degenerate and instead go on a quest to save Sharty.
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>>75940NIIIIGGER. niggggahbNJbaHghhjjNNmansnsb
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>>75939For some reason you do the act anyway and rape her dead body for some fucking reason. There are no words to describe your actions
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>>75943Think about who the current admin of the sharty is and blame him for everything to ever happen.
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>>75943Go on a quest to save the Sharty
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>>75944After you finish raping the dead squirrel you start thinking about nuadmin. You start to blame him for everything bad that has happened to you
>ITS YOUR FAULT I CANT BREED! ITS YOUR FAULT THAT I GOT BEHEADED! ITS YOUR FAULT THAT SQUIRRELJAK DIED! β75949[Quote]
>>75948Go on a quest to make Komputersem spammer the next admin.
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>>75949go on a quest to rape and kill this guy instead
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>>75948begin your quest to expose nuadmin's ties to the greysquirreljakcord
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>>75949You decide to embark on a quest to assasinate nuadmin. You know exactly who to replace him with, your friend komputersem spammer. You start planning your mission. The true adventure begins now
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>>75953Kill OP and sell his soul to Satan.
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>>75953cultivate an army of skibidi toilets to overthrow nuadmin
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>>75956You travel to a top secret location in skibidiland where you start cultivating an army of skibidi toilets to overthrow nuadmin.
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>>75957You watch skibidi toilet with the skibidi toilets
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>>75958>>75959You pull out your phone and watch skibidi toilet with the skibidi toilets. It makes you troon out.
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>>75962You turn into a skibidi toilet by listening to the skibidi song, you are still a tranny doe. Your plan to overthrow nuadmin has backfired, instead of making the toilets your army, you have became one of them
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>>75965climb the ranks of the skibidi hierarchy to become powerful enough to overthrow nuadmin
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The reason im taking a while is becuse i must design the upgraded skibidi oldsoislutta
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>>75967It turns out your plan havent failed, it has just been changed and delayed.
Over the coming weeks you climb the ranks of the skibidi hierachy. You have now become a high ranking and powerful skibidi toilet. You can now overthrow nuadmin with ease.
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>>75970Kill nuadmin and take control of the sharty
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>>75970rally your skibidi toilet armies and march onto the sharty or something
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>>75971*some time later*
You and the skibidi army have arrived at the administration building. Nuadmin is giving a speech. You aim your skibidi gun and take aim. You fire it right at nuadmin and it hits him. He falls to the ground, lifeless.
>SKIBIDI YES!You have sucessfully overthrown nuadmin. You now control the sharty empire, you dont bother making komputersem spammer admin, you take all the power yourself.
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>>75973call froot to inform him you're the new admin after nuadmin died
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>>75973delete the site and go back to 9gag
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>>75974You call Froot, the fuhrer of the sharty empire to inform him that you are the new admin
>hello there, froot. It seems like nuadmin was involved in a accident and now i am the new admin<fool, you fell right into my trapβ¦*hangs up*
Suddenly you hear an alarm. Froot has launched missiles at you location. You see them coming from the horizon. What will you do now?
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>>75977rizz the missiles and mog froot
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>>75979The organisation known as larp group deploys a swarm of kvzbots to stop the misslies. They generate a forcefield and stop the missiles. You are very confused
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>>75982in retaliation, send a bunch of poisoned βzas to Frootβs address
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>>75982sex with robo-kooz
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>>75984After you have consolidated control of the sharty you send a bunch of poisoned pizzas to froots adress as retaliation for the attempted missile attack. When Froot tries to eat one of them he starts feeling sick and throws it at the Wall.
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>>75987Due to you betraying him, komputersem spammer teams up with Froot.
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>>75977marge why are there 2 skibidi nates
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bvmp
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I am finally done with the images. Will post soon
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After getting poisoned, froot quickly dials an ambulance. When it arrives he orders the army to attack the administrative building.
<commander, send everyone to the administrative quarters RIGHT NOW! The toilets have occupied it, lets destroy them!
>roger that my fuhrer, authorizing strike
A fleet of FDL saucers lift off and go towards the administrative building with the ground army also mobilises.
Meanwhile at the administrative buliding The kvzbots have teamed up with your army of skibidi toilets. You are unaware of the coming attack. You assume that Froot died of poisoning
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>>75996soytan helps froot out
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>>75996YOu try to detransition
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>>75999>>76000too late doe, soytan helps froot
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>>75996Celebrate fruits death while unaware of the attack
Order another 100 pizzas this time to HQ that are PAID FOR this time
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>>75997When froot enters the ambulance he finds out it is driven by soytan, a elite FDL agent.
>hello my fuhrer<oh soytan, i did not know it was you, so uhh are you gonna help me or something>yes, i will get that poision out of you, but We are not going to the hospital<THEN WHERE ARE WE GOING!?>to the front, of course, lets witness that toiletsluttas demise!<YES! I will see him die with pleasure!Froot is now going to join the battle, all out war awaitsβ¦
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>>76003Due to nate betraying him, komputersem spammer teams up with Froots army.
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>>76003Soytan crashes after taking her eyes off the road, froot lands safely due to his
seatbelt and the antidote rolls next to him
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>>76004*2 hours later*
The frootist legion has arrived at the administrative quarters, and with them comes an unexpected guest, komputersem spammer. He has joined the frootist army after you did not let him to become the new admin. You can see the army. You know that They will attack.
What will you do?
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>>76006ACK-TIVATE THE TRVTH NVKE
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>>76009You push a button to activate the TRVTH NUKE, the ultimate weapon of the skibidi toilets. It launches from the skibidi base. In just a few seconds it reaches its target and hits the FDL mothership and makes it crash. The Fdl commander orders the army to attack. The battle has begun
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THE MOTHER SHIP IS DOWN βTEENS WHAT DO WE DO???
(i just launched the nvke someone else post an idea)
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>>76009not op, i mean im not gonna samefag the whole adventure so someone else go
OP DO THIS
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You send in the KΓΆlyma toilets, a fusion of skibidi toilet and kΓΆlymabot. They and the army of froot run at eachother just like in muh heckin avengers endgame before clashing. Meanwhile the saucers start attacking the administrative building.
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>>76017You send out the skibidi parasites to try to infect one of the FDL ships
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Please make this unslidable
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>>76017broadcast skibidi toilet in big screens to turn the frootist army into skibidi toilets
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>>76021It's the song that turns them into toilets, not just the sight of them.
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>>76022>>76022Screens with integrated speakers o algo
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>>76019You send out parasite skibidi toilets to infect the FDL ships. They sucessfully manage to infect one of them. The parasites drive the ship into the other ones. All the ships crash
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>>76026check the ship for survivors to convert
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bumping this gem
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>>76027You leave the building and go to check the crashed ships for survivors to convert. You only find one surviving FDL agent. You sing the song and convert him into a toilet
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>>76030Show us whats happening in the battle between the kvz toilets and the army
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>>76031The kΓΆlyma toilets have won the battle. Everyone, including your former friend komputersem spammer is dead. They army of froot has been repelled for now.
But wait, where is froot?
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>>76032froot is flying away like dr eggman to world 2
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>>76032froot has been hiding in his F.U.M.B.S.
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>>76034*Meanwhile high up in the sky*
Soytan and Froot are flying towards the front in soytans flying ambulance
<TAKE ME TO WORLD 2 NOOOW!>i Said We where going to the fro-<WE HAVE ALREADY LOST! DEPLOY THE FLYING MACHINE! GET ME OFF THIS WORLD!Soytan deploys froots flying machine and he tries to fly away.
<GOODBYE GRIM WO-Froots flying machine suddenly starts malfunctioning. The machine falls from teh sky with Froot in it.
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Op here. Im going to sleep. Keep bumping the thread. I will continue it tomorrow
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Put both this and squirreljak adventure on the wiki
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>>76036Froot crashes into the HQ surrounded by skibidi toilets
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>>76043Froot crashes into the administrative building.
You and the skibidi toilets approach him.
>still alive?<pleaseβ¦PLEASE SPARE ME!>why should i, nigger?<im begging you, dont do this! i dont want anything to do with this!Will you listen to him?
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>>76046capture and detain froot for torture and ball torture
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>>76048You order some toilets to capture and detain froot.
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>>76049A twitter tranny sees you and says
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>>76051On you way to skibidi jail you get spotted by a twitter tranny.
>These woah jacks are so incomprehensible lolYou aim your gun at the tranny and shoot.
>ACCCKKKKAfter you kill the tranny you continue towards skibidi jail
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>>76052Put Froot in skibidi jail and punish him by ripping his face off
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>>76052Revive pedo and make him a camera man
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spam 'SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT' until the jannies fix everything
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>>76055After several hours of walking you finally reach skibidi jail. Before putting Froot in jail you decide to punish him.
>GIVE ME YOUR FACE!<WAIT NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO AAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!You brutally rip off a piece of his face before throwing him in jail. With froot jailed, the new frootist order is OVER
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>>76059You turn the sharty into skibidi.party
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>>76059have a rap battle with titan speakerman to ensure skibidi supremacy
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>>76059You remember who what got you here in the first place and decide to use your newfound power to build grey squirrel concentration camps in order to avenge squirreljak
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>>76061With froot out of the picture, you become the new admin of the sharty empire.
You reveal to the skibidi masses the new name of the sharty, SKIBIDI.PARTY!
This is the start of something new, something big.
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THE END
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Archive this and put it and squirreljak adventure on the wiki noooooow
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I think i will make a sequel to this some time but not for atleast a week
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PUT THIS ON LOOP BEFORE THE POL SPAM WIPES IT
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Put this and the squirreljak One on the wiki. They are notable enough and can be counted as one single story
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