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If you were to try to learn a new skillset for a career change starting in 2025, what would you aim for?

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Mechatronics, radiology technician or gambling (but being successful instead of sucking at it).

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>working

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>>9774
I'm trans so my parents and I hate each other, I can't mooch off of them

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>>9724 (OP)
Applied mathematics

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>>9734
How do you even get good at gambling

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>>9804
Just be lucky simple as

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>>9804
Seriously though there are a few moneymaking gambling strategies and they all kind of suck.
You can hunt casinos for slot machines with "must hit by" bonuses and other progressive jackpots to find positive EV, you can run arbitrage on sportsbooks, you can learn to count cards in blackjack, and you can get good at poker. In all of these cases you are either going to make small amounts of money, get banned by the casino, or both.
Poker is probably the most viable way to make real money if you're willing to study hard, but unless you're in the top .0001% you're going to be making like $15/hr (on US tables) and you have to buy your own health insurance and there's incredible variance, losing over and over again for 2 months in a row is not fun when you have to pay rent and other expenses. I've seen people say it takes 500-1,000 hours to even know for sure that you're a winning player

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>>9812
How do you get ban for counting cards? Just makes sure to go on some losing streaks aswell and you'll be find. Manage your wins and money like it's the markets

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>>9880
It's pretty easy for casino security to tell. They got people watching the games on camera for irregularities, they know what the count is and when you start varying your bet according to the count you quickly become singled out and backed off.

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>>9930
i dont see how counting cards is illegal, like, its part of the game. i stay out of casinos for this reason. its just a boomer retirement drain and im in my 30s.

when i visit vegas, i go to the pinball museum for at least 4 hours

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>>10028
it's not illegal they just dont like losing their edge

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>>9797
>trans
You're just a coomer, man. You have mental disease you caused. There is no helping you. Only you can help you. Repent.

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Unironically, overcoming a rational and well-founded fear of welding.

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>>9797
>im trans btw if that matters
It doesnt

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>>10166
>dude just accept israeli x.com propaganda about your life as truth even though it makes no sense. You're mentally ill, btw I have an imaginary friend that you should apologize to
Kek

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>>9724 (OP)
do post grad diploma of education and then go and teach english overseas. I will ensure all my pupils pronounce every english word with a thick as fuck australian accent.

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>>11069
Ngl some of you are literally more difficult to understand than Indian accents, but I also have more experience with Indians accents so maybe I'm just not exposed enough

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>>9797
Since you are a mentally ill trans freak I am sure you can get a dei hire at some globohomo corp

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>>10998
If you can recognize that israel and jews are evil you can figure out that so are trannies.



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