>be me>been in crypto since Mt. Gox but still haven’t made it>jaded but not dead>compile list of actual useful tools for surviving this clown market
>mempool.space look at the mempool before sending txs like a peasant
visualizes fees, blocks, pending txs
basically a weather forecast for your satoshis
>RoboSats / Bisq because KYC is a hell-prison and you’re not a slave
peer-to-peer BTC trading without some soy exchange
be based, not traced
>Sparrow Wallet Electrum but for people who use Tor and care about coin control
giga chad level wallet
compatible with literally everything
makes you feel like a black-hat banker every time you send
>KYCP.org want to know if your address is tainted?
this free tool tells you how wrecked your on-chain privacy already is
cope or coinjoin
>https://www.bitcoinqrcodemaker.com/bitcoin-qr-code-maker-api-and-widgets/ finally, a Bitcoin QR generator that doesn’t sell your soul to Google Analytics
clean UI, no BS, no tracking
can generate static donation QR codes or API-integrated payment ones
perfect for merchants, devs, and people not using BTC just to larp
no cookies, no consent popups, just code
feels good man
>Samourai + Whirlpool not your average privacy wallet
spin your coins, break the chain
decent UX for something that makes chainalysis cry
become ungovernable, one mix at a time
>normies still using Coinbase>“why is my account frozen?”>“why did they send me a tax form?”>“what do you mean they delisted Monero?”>mfw they never left web2The real alpha isn’t coins. It’s tools.
Stack the right ones, and you don’t have to ask permission. Ever.
See you in the mempool, brothers.