β11370[Quote]
Made 800$ from SOXL this week, sold in premarket then bought back in just before open. Im on the LSE version though so would have to sell by 11:30 ET if I want out before the weekend.
Tldr will this rally hold up, do i hold SOXL over the weekend?
β11372[Quote]
>>11361so so so glad I pocketed the difference from 18 -> 24,something
fuck that nigger stock
β11374[Quote]
>>11370The rally is purely on hopium and lies. It's impossible to say if it'll hold or not.
β11376[Quote]
>TSLA casually going for a 10% day
β11377[Quote]
>>11370I always see these types of opportunities but always pussy out before chucking 5000 bucks in to swing for 800 or whatever the fuck. I've gotten burned many times before you see.
β11381[Quote]
>>11376help me im -60% hahaha
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>>11376Their earnings were like 30% miss
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>>11381>>11383slurped some $260 puts for next week
β11385[Quote]
holy crab
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Are you not entertained?
β11390[Quote]
this is gonna get slurped
β11392[Quote]
>>11387I thought you were shorting the dax
>>11381Or was that you
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>>11388no, I want to see mass suffering SPX to 3300 type of stuff
β11398[Quote]
>>>11388
>no, I want to see mass suffering SPX to 3300 type of stuff
Yes blood in the street is supposed to be literal, not a metaphor
β11408[Quote]
>>11404if they wanted to form a bloc against China they shouldβve started like that instead of fucking over everyoneβ¦ No? am I crazy? MAGA please respond
β11419[Quote]
>>11406Sometimes the only winning move is to just not play the game
β11421[Quote]
Please help
β11422[Quote]
>>11421It actually posted!
I've been getting integrity check warnings for two days.
β11425[Quote]
>>11422Yeah sharty sharted the bed hard with some update. Thankfully it seems better now.
β11426[Quote]
why are slurpers like this
just let it drop already
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>>11406This is why I just accept that I am too brainlet for options
β11430[Quote]
Boring market
β11431[Quote]
Tesla 7% LMAO
β11432[Quote]
>>11261>economistsYou realize the White House has its own economists right? In any case my portfolio is up over 60% these past few weeks so Iβm happy with how things are going. Should be going to six figures later this year provided BTC doesnβt crap the bed.
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At what point do we start hunting down TSLA investors in the streets? This is fucking ridiculous.
β11435[Quote]
>>11434never because nothing ever happens
in reality pretty much no one cares
β11437[Quote]
>Integrity check failed. Make sure you have WASM and Javascript enabled.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
β11440[Quote]
>>11434I used to think that it would dump if trumps presidency was threatened but the opposition is useless and he seems top be posturing for 2028 so I guess it'll never fall below 200
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>>11406Options activity recently confirms this. Examples have been posted in previous threads.
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>Trump: yeah China is in Asia
>Market rallies 4%
β11445[Quote]
>>11439The only thing I could see is if they are truly up raisin creek and were sending out feelers to try and see what the Trump admin's positions are without fully committing to biting. Trump then states they got the feelers, and China then recoils and pulls back and tries to save face by lying.
I don't think that's what happened, I think you've got the right of things, but just trying to steelman Trump's statements here.
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China cucked and now the markets are green
β11448[Quote]
>third home of /smg/
>he still hasn't made it
β11449[Quote]
>>11437Looks like I can post if I clear Safari cookies, but no pictures.
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>>11448it's like annudah shoah!
β11453[Quote]
>picture of cnbc article saying housing peaked in March
So now that housing prices have peaked last month how do we profit from this. I've seen the big short movie. How exactly do we short housing?
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>>11451Wouldn't the Taiwanese just rig the chip factories and labs to blow the second the Chinese committed to an invasion
β11455[Quote]
>>11453The situation is wildly different from then. Then we had a huge oversupply of houses – now we have a shortage. We'll definitely see a flattening on the housing market for a while, but the only way we see it actually go down is if the coming depression is so bad that tons of people lose their homes.
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>>11454They wouldn't need to. Flooding disrupted them for a year. An invasion would destroy the entire logistics system.
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>>1143711449
Clearing cookies on desktop Chrome/Edge does nothing for me. Testing with mobile Chrome.
β11458[Quote]
>>11454They probably would and if they wouldn't, the factory is still pretty much on one of the most realistic places to land for China, so chances are it'd get damaged or destroyed either way.
In any case this would crater the global economy.
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>>11455Do you really think we have a housing shortage? I think it is just a market demand. Recession causes people to not want to buy a house. So the shortage only exists as long as the wagies are stable enough for a 30 year mortgage.
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>>11457Yeah when I was having the issue even moving to a completely blank untouched no history no addons no changes Chrome did nothing.
The problem is how they're using browser fingerprinting and specifically the GPU elements of browser fingerprinting incorrectly. It's a hardware thing – if your hardware is incompatible with how they're doing it then it'll fail you with a false positive.
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>>11459That's not what a shortage is. That would be a drop in demand, and yes, we are seeing a drop in demand. But there's also a huge shortage of supply right now.
Right now it's low demand & low supply, whereas in 2008 the situation was high demand and high supply -> raisin goes south -> low demand and high supply -> housing market crash.
There is literally no way the housing market crashes from its current position unless the incoming depression is at the same level of the great depression. And if that's the case, you'd do better shorting indexes than the housing market.
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>china cucked
magnificent
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>>11465Yeah if I can't post properly then back to 4chan it is.
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>>11455There is a shortage of reasonably-priced houses. If you look at zillow - there's plenty of houses being on sale everywhere, more than enough. But you have to be a complete idiot to buy a house, only dumb boomers do that, and they sell to other dumb boomers, which inflates the price. It's an insider trading scheme, where the insider group is dumb boomers passing houses to each other like hot potatoes. I imagine if I went to get a mortgage today, they will tell me "sir, you do have a lot of money but you never had a credit card, best we can do is 7.5%", and I will say "but my friend pays 2.8%, why should I pay 7?" and they will say something really dumb like "he has a credit card and that was a different time" as if my friend also pays 7% now, but he pays 2.8%, and that's the offer I might begin to consider, but I will: a) never have a credit card because I don't like being in debt; b) try to negotiate it lower because 7.5% would be too much debt, and mortgage is the only way to get a house because boomers made them too expensive. And then I will walk away, and they will keep sitting on a useless house they can't sell to anyone but a boomer, and I will keep sitting on my cash. Too bad.
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>>11462A recession will get rid of the shortage. Besides it isn't really a shortage as I said. Plenty of houses, just the prices are too high for people to buy. But that is true for a lot of things. If the Toyota Tacoma got a 10k discount there would be more buyers causing a shortage. Housing is no different. Prior to the great recession houses were at peak price levels. Only difference is it was way easy to get a loan they couldn't afford.
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Reminder that nothing ever happens.
β11471[Quote]
>>11468>there's plenty of houses being on sale everywhere, more than enoughNo, it's at an almost 10 year low. There's usually almost 5x as many homes on the market as there is right now. House inventory is incredibly low right now.
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>>11468>>11468homes are gold. I'd rather own six homes on my block and rent at below market prices to solid tenants then have a 2 mil folio.
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>>11471You are making up numbers.
β11478[Quote]
How does it make fucking sense that we're now back to where we were before the liberation day fiasco?
β11479[Quote]
>>11478because most resilient economy in the world chud
go back to wanking off muhammad
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>>11478Everyone shat the bed but have come to their senses and remembered that nothing ever happens
β11481[Quote]
brace yourselves
the four channel is coming back up any minute now according to the rape
β11482[Quote]
>>11478People are apparently physically and mentally incapable of imagining a world where America is not the main character
β11484[Quote]
>Didnβt sell my SOXL before LSE close.
>Have to wait till Monday
>SOXX rally continues (everybody wants an AI gf)
Finally getting some good rolls
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>>11481I AIN'T GOING BACK NIGGA
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>>11478mission accomplished
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>>11481>>11485this website sucks. it wouldn't let me post all day yesterday due to something about javascripts
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>>11471I looked up the numbers:
>Total Housing Inventory in the United States averaged 2238.08 Thousands from 1982 until 2025, reaching an all time high of 4040.00 Thousands in July of 2007 and a record low of 860.00 Thousands in January of 2022And right now it's 1330000 houses for sale. But even the lowest number - 860000 houses for sale sounds like a lot to me. In absolute numbers that's a lot of useless houses sitting there waiting to be bought. This is a rigged market owned by a cabal of boomers. You can even clearly see the cycles - they sell the houses to each other to make it look like someone is buying them, then they sit on the increased supply hoping to catch a sucker. But only the very few very rich people buy houses, people who have so much money they don't know what to do with it and fall for scams. Or idiots with credit cards. I don't like that.
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>>11478Stocks only go up, sorry chud.
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>>11490So 3x not 5x from peak inventory. As expected the numbers were bullraisin.
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>>11490you are overestimating the exclusivity of home ownership in burgerland.
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>>11490I won't buy a house. If we all do this the market crashes. Simple as.
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>>11496Fuck I don't even think it is worth buying a 40k new car. >36k Honda CR-V plus tax and tip
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>>11478Trump played yall. Meanwhile, the tax burden of the average U.S. citizen is being eased by customs collections. Huge win for America