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WHOA BASED

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so he doesnt care if i leave early or do whatever so long as the job gets done?? sure, i have a masters in bullraisin

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>>10662 (OP)
Things i'm SICK of hearing from my employer :
>every word coming out of his mouth

I don't care.
I was hired because you were stupid enough to accept me as an employee. Now you get to deal with the consequences. I fully TRUST myself in always doing the bare minimum -sometimes even less-, with zero fuck given.

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>>10662 (OP)
>jobs gets done in fraction of the time
not my problem

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white teeth

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>>10677
>wagie fuck get his job done
>chad employer gets him some new task out of the blue

wagie bros… I don't know how we can come on top of this, ever.

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>>10713
>>10672
>Getting your job done
>Bare minimum
>He doesn't know how to do the perfect amount where he always seems busy and harder working than 70% of people, but not enough where you actually finish everything
Ngmi

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>>10662 (OP)
LMAO imagine asking your boss if you can leave. I just walk out and let him call me. Fuck him. They cant fire me anyways because the entire production line depends on me and I have all the know how and no one else does. Only I can fix the million dollar machines.

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>losers with 0 reading comprehension not realizing this means that you can do whatever you want as long as the work gets done and reee uncontrollably

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>>10719
>They cant fire me anyways because the entire production line depends on me
that's the actual meta, that or being lucky enough to work in a place were nobody gives a raisin

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>>10718
Joke on (you), did i forget to mention i'm my own employer? I can't fire myself and i can put all the blame on my employed self as an employer.

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>>10662 (OP)
Have you ever held a job?
Laying in bed dreading getting ready is the feeling every morning. Every morning I go "should I call in sick?"
lol

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>>10936
I am a software engineer.
My job is to stare at a screen all day and pull my hair out trying to program some useless esoteric bullraisin using some other useless esoteric bullraisin so it can be integrated into some other useless esoteric bullraisin.
Suckers! I would've done it for free!

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>>11008
You are a future 4cuck jannie in the making.



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