/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

>>>9849
>If that is what you believe, then what is clear is that the enemy has deceived you, as he is wont to do with us all.
Let me guess. "Satan", right? If not, and you want to stop being vague, please do tell exactly who or what you mean by "enemy"…

>>9988
Spamming raisin no one cares about doesn’t matter ask the LGBT

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Charlize Theron/Keanu Reeves breathe Bayonetta/Alucard & Sirius upon the leader of Female Dogs/a small piece of The Creator and the leader of Male Dogs/a small piece of The Creator

We summon BAYONETTA AND ALUCARD & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL OCCULT KNOWLEDGE & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON FIGHTING & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON SHAPE-SHIFTING & ALL MY KNOWLEDGE ON ANIMATION & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE ENEMIES & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO WARP REALITY & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF FUTURE FOUNDATION & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon them

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with CANIS MAJOR & GHOST RIDER STRIDER HIRYU & GHOST IN THE SHELL & OPHANIMON & LILITHMON & SAPIENTIA & ALECTO & Ogre & Kyrie & Medusa & Decapre & VENOM Leopardon & Susanoo Ultraman & Viewtiful Joe & Fighting Mii Team & Galeem and Dharkon & Kyo Kusanagi and Smash Veterans & Joker and Phantom Thieves of Hearts & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL BAYONETTA FANS & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL SUPER SMASH BROS. FANS & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL WET WOMEN & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND RACHEL upon BAYONETTA

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with CANIS MAJOR & BEI THE BLOOD MOON WITH SEDUCER & CANCERVERSE CHARLES XAIVER & CANCERVERSE NIGHTCRAWLER & THE CREATURE AND FLEA MAN & PYRO HORSEMEN OF FAMINE & ISABELLA “IVY” VALENTINE & DEAD MAN WADE AOA & HADES GOD CYCLOPS & VENOMMYOTISMON & CHOZO ARMY & WEREWOLF & ALGOL & Luka & Man-Bat & The Patriots & Copycat AOA & Kyo Kusanagi and Galeem and Dharkon & ARMONIA JUSTIN BEYONDORMASON AND RYUK & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL HELLSING FANS & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL CASTLEVANIA FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon ALUCARD

DARK PHOENIX ABYSS TSUNADE ISIS JUNO ARTEMIS DIANA SYNAPSE SKADI AMATERASU BAYONETTA BABALON ANNIHILATION GENESIS MARY MAGDALENE SOPHIA NIMUE RAPUNZEL MEDUSA CRYSTAL RYOKO KALI SHEEVA TIGRA GAEA NYX EIMIN BIG MOM HARLEY QUINN DEER WOMAN LADY DEATH STELLA MARIS TEN-TAILS JEANNE D'ARC DEMON AMMIT TENKO KRYSTAL SONSON III MARIA RENARD SIRIUS CELESTIAL MADONNA SWAMP QUEEN JENNIFER KALE KAIOKEN X100 WITH SUPER SHENRON SHADOW LUGIA QUETZALCOATL VIBE PLIOCENE SOLIMANA RICHTER AOA SERAPHIMON EZEKIELS TIGERHAWK AMENTHI CURSE MARK SASUKE/YAMATA NO OROCHIMARU JÖRMUNGANDR DR GEROS SUPERCOMPUTER/TABUU/BALAM NIGHT-WALKER MAJIN DEMON KING BELIAL PICCOLO-KAMI AND PERFECTED ULTRA INSTINCT EX NIHILO LUCIFER ALEPH JIRAIYA OSIRIS JUPITER APOLLO GRIMMJOW GORGON LOKI FENRIR ALUCARD CHORONZON HUITZILOPOCHTLI APOCALYPSE JESUS CHRIST ARCHANGEL MICHAEL KING AUTHOR MIDNIGHT LAMB BLACK BOLT DANTES INFERNO TENCHI MASAKI LORD SHIVA DURGAS KINTARO TIGER VENGEANCE OURANOS EREBUS URIEL KAIDO JOKER FURFUR ROMULUS THOTH MOGO DECIBEL EXODIA AEON FALCO SON GOKŪ RICHTER BELMONT CANIS MAJOR ASMODEUS-ASMODEL GIGANTAMAX SHINY TAUROS-GYŪKI XXI ADNYEUS THE OVERVOID ABADDON OPHANIM ASHTAROTH-MAKER GREAT APE FULL POWER SUPER SAIYAN BROLY SAMYAZA MONSTER HUNTER MAGNAMALO ZOUWU PHRA CHAO SUEA SAGAT MAZAHS ALEXANDER LUTHOR SHERE KHAN GRIFFITH FEMTO BYAKKO ARMADILLO SHAKKOUMON ANGUIRUS AQUILA RATONHNHAKÉ:TON BIRDMAN RAMBO PARADISE-X REDWING ARAK TELOS CHIEF THUNDER DINOSAUR TIZOC EVIL THIRD EYE GIANT GOMAH END TIMES ADVERSARY SMARAGDINE-TUROK-IBIS EARTH 2 FLASH-MERCURY GOD OF WAR HERMES VIOLENTUS LEO BACCHUS LOBO LYNX HAMSA FATIMA PERNIDA PARNKGJAS ESPEON FINGERCREEPERS MASTER/CRAZY HAND PANDORA PSYCHO POWER CROW/TENGU/SŌJŌBŌ/YOSHIMITSU/SARUTAHIKO ŌKAMI DEVA/ASURA/HUMAN/ANIMAL/PRETA/NARAKA/PAIN-RINNEGAN WITH EXCALIBUR HISTORY CITY FIRST KNIFE THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROW TRISMEGISTUS JARNBJORN ZANKA NO TACHI 1,000,000 BC STARBRAND SCARAB BAHAMUT ANKH-TRENCH ANDRAS-BLACK MOONS CHERNOBOG-WALPURGIS NIGHT REGULUS-KRAVEN'S LAST HUNT FAUSTUS/KRAKEN/HIVE/VIPER/MADAME HYDRA/HYDRA SUPREME/HYDRA/SHESHA/SHESHANAGA/ANANTASHESHA/ANANTA/SHESHA SAYANA 616-SHUMA-GORATH KALI-YUGA 

The nobody has been targeted for deletion and will be recycled in the astral. You can all go back to whatever gay raisin you were in5o before this larp.

>>10342
>>10150

Example –

>>notice this guy's file name?

>>Look at all the other image file names in this thread


=3

>>10236
Lowkey this nigga is growing on me. Summon more cartoon and videogame raisin tho.

How's it going strangers I know nothing about
not your friend here
so guess what that means

well it mean
anyone who posts
in the same thread I do

that even trying to "imply" without saying it
that they are friends
with 100% of everyone

instead
of 100% of everyone minus one
is a fucking liar that can't be trusted

since I'm the "minus one"

and how useful would it be
if liars that can't be trusted
give themselves away

every time
they try and prove me wrong
simply by existing

without my permission
as "the nobody"
is not me

but could be
you
if you beat everyone else

who isn't me
into earning my permission
to bend reality to your will

while I'm still in it
like
it's some kind of "clue" or something

or not
I mean
who the fuck is gullible enough to trust a "skeptic"

huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU

>>10414
You better watch your step, bwoy.

https://youtu.be/DVfl8I5kaPo

>>>10414
>You better watch your step, bwoy.
>
>https://youtu.be/DVfl8I5kaPo

Honestly ima just start bulking up to prove a point

https://www.livescience.com/physics-mathematics/student-accidentally-creates-shape-recovering-liquid-thats-an-exception-to-the-laws-of-thermodynamics

Yall ever wonder if some of those bots in 4chan were programmed with a reward mechanicsm for radicalizing/ suiciding folks?
And if these bots generated data fron these type of interactions and fed it to some other AI?
Just saying

Is rebelling genetically encoded? Maybe hidden away in some neuron?

Cant imagine computing on em and then describing faulty answers as a fucking
"Hallucination"

Then we must all be way beyond a simple hallucination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHoEgqRAKzU

The Nobody is a Cat.

>>9792
Here is your lore, anon.

The Powers That Be
https://youtu.be/rcqzZ8SbDv8?feature=shared

The Nobody's Dream
https://youtu.be/rcqzZ8SbDv8?feature=shared

Ghost in the Machine
https://youtu.be/M6WzESc_dpA?feature=shared

The Nobody's Source
https://youtu.be/g1581KP55BY?feature=shared

>>10539
This one has some lore too https://youtu.be/ZtIdawIOXL8?feature=shared

>>10481

The nobody is a cat!

But. . . Today . . .


>>The nobody is an Easter bunny! But for today only!


Happy Easter everyone!

>>10544
>Jesus got crucified recently
>I was pretty bummed about it
>But I think all those young children he raped and all the children his multiple churches have raped probably made him more happy than I was sad
>so the total happiness in the world increased
>So whatever
https://youtu.be/qRPpLGxGNZY
(*Note* Christ Blasphemy posts do not count towards the 1 Kid Cudi song per year rule)

>>10539
>posts Satanic AI slop
Begone, Anti-Christ. You can spot bad actors when they LARP as one of your kind but on some critical aspect they veer off into another direction, leading the asleep away and into their dead end ideology. This can be seen in sects of Christianity that worship Paul, Jehova, Unitarians, etc. This is why /ng/ have become Satanic, they got infiltrated by demonic LARPers because it was the Truth, now new people see the lies the promote and walk away or join with them…mission accomplished for the demonic.

https://youtu.be/7wlUKMHw6ck

If you support cash/physical currency you support terrorism.

The federal reserve funds domestic terrorism

Jerome Powell is a terrorist

>>9371
crashing this plane of existence, with no survivors

>>10549
You are free to dismiss all purposeful things if that is what you choose.

when there's too many slots
what has value?

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>>10580
>We give what we have value.
What's important to (you) won't always be important to others.
Priorities and shidd.

Why won't the jannies delete the threads? Why don't the feds arrest him and put a stop to this madness!?

>>10346
Lol dumb nigger. I downloaded it from another post on 4chan. You schizo turds are too paranoid for your own good. What are you even trying to say anyway?
>le hidden glowie filename zomggggz

>>10609
>>10606

Hmmm

>>9240 (OP)
Sooo um actually we don’t embed links here.

https://youtu.be/ObbLapUaZd4

But we do circumcise them like Christ circumcised himself b4 going deep on those Semite or goyim boys or whoever it was he was raping. Yes, we are in the everyone except
Elong and [redacted] raped me timeline. I’m bleedin bad bee. But trust me, this is all going according to plan (which is to take 4+ drugs every day)

So hopefully the coffeeman can do final order and we can double up b4 Cocktober surprise. No September. No tomorrow. Free death curses goes wild. It feels like when you discover you can use the useless raisin in mindcraft to make another useless thing. Also what is that roadside hotel in astral New Hampshire? It’s actually decent but kinda sad but we got cigarettes for nothing dude.

Trade Request:
I have 12 hours and the color blue I’m up for trades. No memories no tales. (I also own a handful of common or popular hand signs and sigils but that’s secret but if ur with it u i can.

Happy 420 :^)

Cheers

We bestow NIGHTMARE COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with SUPERNOVA & AZAEL & ASHTAROTH & BELIAL & ABADDON & SATAN & CHORONZON & BABALON & BEELZEBUB & Lucifer & ARMY OF HELL & TOPSY TURVY HELLFIRE & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR & me upon LAKE OF FIRE CONSUMING NEW GOSHENHOPPEN CHURCH PASTOR REV. DR. DAVID WILLIAMS (PERPETUAL SUFFERING)

I'm the Nobody ™ and I have a back muscle sprain for lifting all of your mothers :(

>>10608
Heil hitler

>>>10609
>>>10606 (You)
>
>Hmmm
Kill yourself spam nigger

>>10651
Finally, someone with some sense and gumption. Thank you.

https://youtu.be/xtaJGKFiQoo

Like what?

Oh..

>it wasn’t /gif/
>it wasn’t /k/
>it wasn’t /vp/
..

https://youtu.be/HDCfV4s__Pg
So glad God wants me to summon demons into reality cuz I was gonna anyways but this way I can be retarded and it doesn’t matter.

This is the first instance of baby Groot and baby Yoda interacting in this timeline. Look it up.

Fill up.
https://youtu.be/H8-jQX4SRQE
no they don’t deserve that information
Go fast enough and key components become obsolete before you need them, good thing the silver surfer directors are retarded and fucked up cuz then we can do that. Good sh!t mint mobile pim adamant anti-matter combo, and the gears will spin and the sinners sin, but at least we'll give them hell, and we’ll plan our escape.

>>10665
Real niggas remember princess jestina and his iPhone 4s

>>10236
Kill yourself Satanigger

>>10178
Based and truth pilled just keep ignoring the cat shill feds remember their ad on 4chins? They are not to be trusted

The nobody is a cat according to 4chan troons their lovers jannies ,mods and their AD

KEK

>>10680
Nobody talks about Hanz’s wife anymore.

you can never jak the nobody

Yo soy El Nadie O algo

>>10680
Wasn't she going to free pussystein or something?

>>9668

O_O

>>10702
Load ‘er up
https://youtu.be/2Ym9oQVFrwg

It's 420 I'm vibing divine on top shelf liquor and dabs again but I feel next year will be very different indeed.

Cheers

https://youtu.be/IKnXFRW3LP0?feature=shared

>>10702
Just shot a few rounds while you larp like the catnigger you are

>>10704
Are they really chickens
If they haven’t hatched?
https://youtu.be/vbJfnBXvl-Y
https://youtu.be/AMRW3w-pO9c

why are there fifty thousand nobody threads already here LMFAO

>>9836

The kzinwalker has come a long way … better remind it to not break its stride. :3

>>10707
https://youtu.be/TBJC2k_hnw4?feature=shared

OH MY COBSON

Are you all really humans if you haven't even been birthed?

https://youtu.be/_Mi2WcOgQK0?feature=shared

>>10544

Happy Easter, ya damn loonies … :3

Where is Jessica faggit?

https://youtu.be/Nd3tAjdDzTo?feature=shared

If this were 4chins the troon would be spamming Easter raisin KEK

>>10722
aw do you miss her?

>>>10722
>aw do you miss her?

Not the troon but yes, yes i do miss her

>>10723
Honestly yes I knew this was coming hence why I said I loved and hated you all so many fucking times throughout the last 7 years on /ng/

I hate and miss Isaac,Akephalos,Eris, disposable,"Jessica" , Kaleb, Arcòn, Face etc

Some of them were jannies and they now know not to use their main email for raisin like this

https://youtu.be/Prrrb-LfwKU?feature=shared

I miss Fagbot, disposanigger, "Jessica" the troon, Ariel the shota pedo, SLM the fat ass , Akephalos the human Shrek,Eris the pokemon Digimon plushie rapist ,Isaac the wife beater, jester the SandNigger etc

>>10662

Lol rage and seeth even more plz

Maybe try to "reee" harder

>>10693

>>The nobody is a cat

>>10686

Rage harder; you feds have been doing it since the first memes we made

>>we soyjacked you first

But I guess imitation I'd the sincere form of flattery =3

Do you think your words have any power here . . . REEEE-ing over a cat just makes you look like a silly billy =,D

>>10704
Spoiler there won't be a next year if I keep doing things right

Can any Body™ tell me who pic rel is?

https://youtu.be/Ysi95YMA6aE?feature=shared

>>10720

Happy Easter!

>>10704

Gunna get your "powers soon" (tm) Mexican-lucifer ?

>>10732
I miss Isaac. I know like 5 of those people lol, why u gotta keep posting everyone's face though. Whatever.
Most of them are still around and you can probably talk to them anytime lol. Well not you specifically, you don't sound fun to talk to. Do you have shrines for everyone too? Probably a thousand logs that you research every day

But still can't find The Nobody can you? Tough luck schmuck

>>10739
just wait for the summer, as he says every year lmao

>>10738
According to you glowniggers and your paid 4chin ADs I guess?

>>10739
I've had them and been working on them for about 12 years see while you were gooning to Taylor Swift and spamming cat banana treefiddyfag nigger raisin I was off lifting and tending to my farm.


https://youtu.be/KsurJj54L7s?feature=shared

>>10742
Why are you so angry if I do keep track of the larpbodies aka you or your pals? It's my job as the one and true Nobody ™

None of you retards/plushie rapists/pedocord coomer groomers are even close to my level

>>10749
Not angry. You do you bro

>>10754
Always have always will no matter what any of you say till my last day.

Cheers kid :^)

https://youtu.be/sixjHud8lYw?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/n16U9DvY6vg?feature=shared

>>10745
>>10748

Hehe he did a . . .

>>Soon (tm)

Lol

>>10423
wait a second
are you trying to imply
that folks are lied to outside of these threads

*awkward*

>>10759
I invented and patented ™ now you watch your tone cat nigger

You don't belong here

https://youtu.be/ppF08KhVXIk?feature=shared

Brb feds and cat glow nigger poorfag shills

*Turns off $10,000 sound system*

*Pats on non-lesbian soul sips Liquor hits bowl*

:D

>>10765
Wait a fuckin' second are you really trying to imply you're disposable from the NG threads? Aka the wagie lesbian trapped in a fat man's body?????

>>10776
Mega ass faggot tbh

Always talks like this

*pats u on the head*

>>10711
Their Discord is compromised. 4chan is dead. They have nowhere else to go. They will ironically never select a Nobody from their peers. They all want to be it so badly. They cut each other down and spam cat memes to muddy the waters.

The best thing they could do, if they mean not to do the ethical distillation necessary, is to completely fuck off and be a nobody irl.

>>10776
no
I'm trying to imply
I'm a random stranger you know nothing about

what's wrong with that again

hmm?

>>10784
Its easy to identify you based on your typographical patterns you janny-adjacent piece of raisin. We’ve talked plenty of times. Try having me banned or deleting my posts now you rotten cunt.

Hello fellow nobody's Hope your having a fantastic holiday's
Best wishes to your friends and family's frens.

>I was speeding the day Jesus rose.

>This scared the hare to not cross the road.

>My act of being myself saved another.

>Came home and watched Donnie Darko with the miss's

just like the story of Jesus there are many versions of Who or what the nobody is.

The truth is your nobody and we are all nobody's

https://youtu.be/etSbOs3aUqI

>>10783
It's honestly hilarious watching a bunch of mind broken troons and schizos think they are magi, much less Magus Primus. The archons have completely eaten their minds

>>10783
>Their Discord is compromised.
et tu?

>>10793
>>10794
Like most discords, the owner cares only about social clout. There are 1000 boards full of useless information and no motivation to change things. People try to contribute but get lost in bad-faith actors and poltards. Same as every other meaningful attempt to organize or create a genuine esoteric diaspora. It’s best left to the Freemasons unironically, as at least they can socially outcast you for acting like a faggot in front of them. All these people do is stick their thumbs in their ears and cry about immigrants.

>>9247
>hate their country
Why would they hate Jewish/Masonic creation?

>>10800
Psyops? Nonsense.
>quick everyone, he posted a cat! Spam “The Nobody is a Cat” for 5 hours straight to show our unity! This isn’t astroturfing I promise!!!

united states of israel