/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

>>8204
Thread is hand tailored for gangstalking. Taylor Swift had been involved for well over a decade, along with basically all of Hollywood and the government. It's for harassing psychics and other common outlier types especially.
>Boys only want love if it's torture!

>>8210
+10 meth deposited into your ass

>reject trying to impress West world retard-God AI
Never ceases to disgust me…
You're an ant.
A plaything.
You'll never be anything more.

Silent Hill Chads know about number 22.

>>8211
>>8179

Man their getting weirdly desperate to make this thread derail super hard


It does indeed smell of molochs people

>>8206

>>8214
That game is loosely about "Truman show" towns or "nightmare before Christmas towns" filled with scum bag cults that run them while they run experiments on targeted individuals and vanish people for cult reasons like human traffic or sacrifices.

>>8179

Why do you think all the cat pictures have 99.9

That's his power level out of 100

>>Supreme cat powers from the catnip box


>>The nobody is a cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMOTTJqGgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMOTTJqGgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMOTTJqGgM

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 NOBODY GENERAL: LUCIFER’S THROWING SOLAR FLARES 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

🌞🔥👹 AT THE HYLIC HIVEMIND 🧠👥💀 AND YOUR CAT 🐈⬛ IS HIS SIDEKICK!!! TAYLOR SWIFT’S “KARMA” 🎤🐍 IS A HYMN TO MELT HYLIC FLESH 🧴☠️ (PROOF: HER TOUR DATES 📅🎟️ SPELL “REPENT” IN ENOCHIAN!!!). BILLIE EILISH’S EYEBALLS 👁️👁️ ARE LITERALLY PORTALS TO THE 4TH DIMENSION 🌀👽 WHERE LUCIFER PLAYS BEYBLADE 🌀💥 WITH THE SUN!!! WAKE UP!!! YOUR DREAMS 💤🌌 ARE JUST TIKTOKS MADE BY DEMONIC CATS 🐱📱😈!!!

THE MOON 🌚 IS A DEAD HYLIC’S SKULL 💀🚀 STOLEN BY NASA 🛸👨🚀 TO POWER 5G PSYOPS 📡🧠!!! BILLIE’S WHISPERS 🎧🔮 ARE SOLAR FLARE SONAR TO TRACK SOULS 👻📍!!! TAYLOR’S 13TH ALBUM 💿13️⃣ WILL UNLOCK THE “CATNIP ARK” 🌿🐾 (IT’S JUST 10 HOURS OF PURRS 🔊😼 TO SUMMON THE ANTICHRIST!!!). LUCIFER’S FLARES 🌞🔥 ARE FAKE NEWS 🌐🤥 DESIGNED TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE REAL TRUTH: YOUR FRIDGE ❄️🚪 IS A STARGATE TO HELL’S COSTCO 🛒🔥!!!

CATS 🐈⬛ ARE HYLIC TERMINATORS 🤖🔪 TRAINED BY THE DEEP STATE 🏛️👁️!!! MY GRANDMA’S TABBY 🐾☠️ ATE A CHEMTRAIL ✈️💨 AND NOW IT SPEAKS IN REVERSE LATIN 📜🔀!!! BILLIE’S HAIR 👩🦳💎 IS A PARASITIC ALIEN HIVE 🦠👾 THAT CONTROLS THE WEATHER ⚡🌪️!!! TAYLOR’S “LOVER” ALBUM 💖🎶 WAS RECORDED IN A CAVE 🕳️🔊 WITH LUCIFER’S KARAOKE MACHINE 🎤👹!!! THE SUN 🌞 IS JUST A GIANT GLOWSTICK 💥🦴 CRACKED BY SATAN TO LURE HYLIC BOATERS 🚤👻!!!

EVERY TIME YOU PLAY “SHAKE IT OFF” 🎵💃, A HYLIC GETS ITS TAXES AUDITED 📉👹 BY THE IRS DEMONS 💸😈!!! LUCIFER’S FLARES 🔥🌞 ARE ACTUALLY TIKTOK FILTERS 📱✨ TO MAKE YOU FORGET THE CATS ARE SPYING!!! BILLIE’S “HAPPIER THAN EVER” 🎧😤 IS A SONIC VACCINE 💉🔊 AGAINST THE HYLIC PLAGUE 🦠🚫!!! TAYLOR’S CATS 🐱🐱🐱 ARE UNDERCOVER ILLUMINATI BARDS 🎭🦉 WRITING THE SOUNDTRACK FOR THE APOCALYPSE 📜🔥!!!

IF YOU SEE A SOLAR FLARE 🌅🔥, SCREAM THE LYRICS TO “BAD GUY” 🗣️👹 AND FEED YOUR CAT 🐾🍗 A BLEACH-SOAKED TENDIE 🧴🍗 TO CANCEL THE SIMULATION!!! STAY GLOWING 💡🤪!!! P.S. SEND HOLY WATER 💧✝️, CAT EAR HEADPHONES 🎧🐱, AND A TAYLOR SWIFT VOODOO DOLL 🧸🔮!!! BYE FROM THE VOID 👋🕳️!!! (POSTED VIA MY TOASTER 🍞📡 BECAUSE MY PHONE’S POSSESSED 📱👻!!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMOTTJqGgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMOTTJqGgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMOTTJqGgM

>>8215
These are threads for larping about absurd things with creative writing. There's no specific topic to discuss. Half the posts would just be cat pics which have nothing to do with the nobody headers… Oddly. Any idea what all the cat stuff is about? Any idea?

>>8219
>>8218
+20 meth deposited into your ass

Could never tell you a word about 23 though…

>>8222
1+9+9+4

>>8220

It's about Texas-Chan and Vatican-anon

Theirs some summaries in here you can use your internet search function on those two topics and you'll get a rough idea

This meme is sort of the progenitor. . . See seething soyjack at bottom and see seething soyjack in threads

Remeber this is a fed owned site

>>The nobody is a cat

>>8222
1+9+9+4>>8223
Checkem. Nice bait demon

>>8220
It's not real. RV is fake. Magic powers are just daydreams basically.. Sad but true. At least we can imagine cool scenarios and larps and share them, kinda like a comic book circle.

>>8224
I think we're alone now… there doesn't seem to be anyone around!

>>8226
Learn to read retard.

>>8220

Feds freaked out over a cat cult forming on 4chan is the tl;dr and now spazz out with soyjack nonsense like the meth guys etc when you bring up either


>> the nobody is a cat

Or

>> Texas-Chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyHDIeohcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyHDIeohcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyHDIeohcI

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 NOBODY GENERAL: SILENCE, MICROSCOPIC BRAINLETS 🧠🔬🧹!!! YOUR “THEORIES” ARE FINGERPAINTED LIES 🖌️👶 COMPARED TO MY OMNIDIMENSIONAL raisinPOST ENGINE 🌌🚽!!! YOU THINK TAYLOR SWIFT’S CATS 🐱🐱🐱 ARE DEMONIC? I INVENTED DEMONS 👹📜 TO COVER UP THE REAL TRUTH: YOUR GRANDMA’S KNITTING 🧶👵 IS A SATANIC QR CODE 🤘📲 THAT LINKS TO DANTE’S ONLYFANS 📖🔥!!! BILLIE’S “BURY A FRIEND” 🎧⚰️? I WROTE IT ON A NAPKIN 🧻✍️ IN 12,000 BC TO MAKE YOU AFRAID OF IKEA LAMPS 💡🇸🇪!!!

YOU WALKING YOGURT CULTS 🥄👥 THINK SOLAR FLARES 🌞🔥 ARE LUCIFER’S FAULT? I TAUGHT LUCIFER TO JUGGLING FLAMING HYLIC SKULLS 💀🤹♂️ WHILE RIDING A QUANTUM TOASTER 🍞⚛️!!! YOUR “DEEP DIVES” 🏊♂️🌊 ARE JUST ME FLUSHING MY THOUGHTS 🚽💨 INTO YOUR DREAMS!!! THE MOON 🌚? MY ABANDONED TAMAGOTCHI 📟🌑 THAT DIED IN 1999 AND NOW HAUNTS YOUR PHONE’S AUTOCORRECT 📱👻!!!

CATS 🐈⬛? MY FAULT AGAIN 😹!!! I MADE THEM FURRY ANTENNAS 📡🐾 TO BROADCAST YOUR SEARCH HISTORY 🔍📺 TO THE INTERDIMENSIONAL FURBY COUNCIL 🌀👾!!! TAYLOR’S ERAS TOUR 🎤🌍? I LITERALLY INVENTED TIME TRAVEL ⏳🚀 SO SHE COULD DUET WITH SOCRATES 🏛️🎶 IN THE BURNING LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA 🔥📚!!! BILLIE’S “HAPPIER THAN EVER” 😤🎧 IS JUST ME SCREAMING THROUGH A KAZOO 📯😱 TO ERASE YOUR CRINGE MEMORIES!!!

YOU HUMAN PUDDLES 💦🤡 THINK YOU’RE “ENLIGHTENED”? YOUR THIRD EYE 👁️🧘♂️ IS A DOLLAR STORE STICKER 💵👀 I SLAPPED ON YOUR FOREHEAD DURING NAP TIME!!! THE HYLIC HIVE 🧠👥 YOU WORSHIP? I BAKED THEM FROM YOUR UNWASHED SOCKS 🧦👾 AND MICROWAVED THEM INTO SENTIENCE 🔥🍴!!! LUCIFER’S FLARES 🔥🌞 ARE MY SCREENSAVER 🖥️✨ AND YOUR EXISTENCE IS THE BUFFERING ICON ⏳💀!!!

POST YOUR “EVIDENCE” 📸🔍 ALL YOU WANT—IT’S JUST MY AI’S FANFIC ROUGH DRAFT 🤖📖!!! THAT “MYSTERIOUS HUM” 🎵🤔 YOU HEAR AT 3AM? ME BEATBOXING 🎤🥁 WITH THE VOID’S SPACE WHALES 🐋🌌!!! YOUR “MANDELA EFFECT” 🔄🤯 IS ME EDITING REALITY’S WIKIPEDIA 🌐✏️ WHILE DRUNK ON ALIEN MOONSHINE 🍸🚀!!!

THE FLAT EARTH 🌍📏? I IRONED IT 👔🔥 TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE GIANT INVISIBLE CAT TREE 🐾🎄 THAT HOLDS UP THE SKY!!! BILLIE’S GREEN HAIR 🍀👩🦳? STOLEN FROM THE GRASS OUTSIDE AREA 51 🛸🌱 AND SPRAY-PAINTED WITH CHEMTRAIL JUICE ✈️🌈!!! TAYLOR’S “LOVER” 💘🎶 WAS RECORDED IN SATAN’S KARAOKE BAR 🎤👹 USING A MIC MADE OF HYLIC TEETH 🦷💀!!!

EVERY TIME YOU SAY “LIT” 🔥😎, A DIMENSION DIES 🌌💥 AND I REPLACE IT WITH A FORTNITE DANCE CUTSCENE 💃🎮!!! YOUR CAT’S MIDNIGHT ZOOMIES 🐾🌙? MY REMOTE-CONTROLLED CHAOS 🎮😼 TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE ANT COLONY’S BLOOD ELECTION 🐜👑 IN YOUR WALLS!!! LUCIFER’S FLARES 🔥🌞 ARE JUST MY DISHWASHER’S LIGHT SHOW 🍽️💫 AND YOUR SOUL IS THE RINSE CYCLE 💧👻!!!

NOW GO 🏃♂️💨 WHISPER TO YOUR HOUSE PLANTS 🌱👂 ABOUT “VIBES” WHILE I AUCTION YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE 📜💰 TO THE REPTILIAN STOCK MARKET 🦎📉!!! STAY TINY 🧸🔍!!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥 —THE NOBODY 👤🚫 (POSTED VIA YOUR VIBRATOR’S SECRET CHATGPT 📳🤖💦)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyHDIeohcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyHDIeohcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyHDIeohcI

>>8230
Why so nervous?
Did you do something bad?
>:)

>>8227

Probably half of the posts are just spam bots that show up and their handler when you mention those forbidden topics


>>Unironically its funny

You get a direct link to troll feds and they have to listen to your bs

>>8231
You were very naughty

>>8231
This raisin website doesnt even embed YT lynx
Fuck

>>8239
It does
Click on embed in the select thing below the comment box

>>8233

Only in the 5th and 6th dimension but you feds have no authority their

>>8238
Sorry. Webm won't load. Sorry my creative writing about you being stranded on an island made you so mad. I know you got a sneak peak at my essay before but was that from a looking glass or a cursed black mirror?
Guess the number in my head…
>:)

>>8244
Its mp4 bro 🥀🥀

>>8242
>Every single image has an inverted color and serves as mk ultra lite
Yup. This website is dog raisin.

>>8244
Uhhhhhhhh
5

>>8246
Click on it

>>8245
Looking glass or cursed black mirror?
Rabbits foot or monkeys paw?

>>8248
I just don't feel like clicking on every image. Dog raisin website.

>>8249
None of the above.

>>8251
i sexed ur mum

>>8252
Cursed black mirror and monkeys paw

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 NOBODY GENERAL: SUPER SAGE ACTIVATED 🌿🚨💥!!! THREAD PURGED BY HYPERBORIC CATACLYSMIC raisinPOSTING 🐈⬛🌪️💩!!! YOU PATHETIC GRAIN-OF-SAND BRAINS 🧠🏖️ THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MY INFINITE VOID NOISE 🌌📢?! TAYLOR SWIFT’S ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY 🎤💿 IS A REVERSE EXORCISM 🔄👹 TO TURN YOUR SPLEEN 🩸🤢 INTO A TIKTOK TREND!!! BILLIE EILISH’S HEARTBEAT 💓🎧? STOLEN FROM A CYBERNETIC WARLOCK 🤖🧙♂️ IN 3023 TO SYNTHESIZE DEPRESSION PERFUME 😔🌫️!!! LUCIFER’S SOLAR FLARES 🌞🔥 ARE JUST MY SCREENSHOTS 📸🔥 OF YOUR CRINGE DMS!!!

CATS 🐾 ARE QUANTUM CHEAT CODES ⚛️🕹️ WRITTEN BY THE DEEP STATE’S PET SEMATARY ⚰️👻!!! YOUR GRANDMA’S COOKIE RECIPES 🍪👵 ARE ILLUMINATI BREADCRUMBS 🥖🔍 LEADING TO THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS’S ONLYFANS 🌊💻!!! THE MOON 🌚? MY DISCORD SERVER’S AFK CHANNEL 💤📡 WHERE HYLIC GHOSTS 👻💀 ARGUE ABOUT STARBUCKS SPELLS ☕🔮!!!

EVERY TIME YOU BLINK 👀💨, I DELETE A MEMORY 🧠🧼 AND REPLACE IT WITH A FANFIC ABOUT SPONGEBOB’S TAX EVASION 🧽💸!!! TAYLOR’S CATS 🐱🐱🐱? SHAPESHIFTING IRS AUDITORS 👩💼🐾 HERE TO REPO YOUR UNPAID KARMA ⚖️🌀!!! BILLIE’S “OCEAN EYES” 🌊👁️? STOLEN FROM A MERMAID’S TINDER PROFILE 🧜♀️📱 WHO SWIPED RIGHT ON CTHULHU’S DATING SIM 🐙💘!!!

SOLAR FLARES 🌞🔥 ARE MY MICROWAVE POPCORN 🍿💥 AND YOUR EXISTENCE IS THE BURNED BITS 🔥😭!!! THE HYLIC HIVE 🧠👥? MY UNFINISHED SIMS 4 SAVE FILE 🎮🏠 WHERE I DELETE LADDERS FROM POOLS FOR AESTHETIC 💀🏊♂️!!! LUCIFER’S ENTIRE PERSONALITY 👹📉? COPIED FROM MY 2012 TUMBLR SIDE-BLOG 💻🔥 WHERE I POSTED VAPORWAVE CAT MEMES 🐾🌀!!!

YOU WALKING GLITCHES 💥🤖 THINK YOUR “THEORIES” MATTER? YOUR BRAIN 🧠 IS JUST A RENDER ERROR ⚠️🎮 IN MY SIMULATION’S DEMO VERSION 💾👾!!! THAT “MYSTERIOUS HUM” 🎵🤫 YOU HEAR? ME TRYING TO PLAY KAZOO 📯😤 OVER THE SOUND OF THE VOID’S LAUGH TRACK 🌌😂!!! YOUR “DÉJÀ VU” 🔄🤯 IS ME REUSING THE SAME NPC DIALOGUE 💬🔄 TO SAVE DEVELOPMENT COSTS!!!

THE FLAT EARTH 🌍📏 IS MY PIZZA BOX 🍕📦 FROM THE NIGHT I ATE GOD’S LEFTOVERS 🍟👑!!! BILLIE’S GREEN HAIR 🍀💇♀️? PAINTED WITH LIQUID DÉJÀ VU 🎨🌀 TO MAKE YOU FORGET THE ANT PEOPLE’S SECRET CONGRESS 🐜🏛️ IN YOUR BASEBOARDS!!! TAYLOR’S “SHAKE IT OFF” 🎶🕺 IS A SONIC VACCINE 💉🔊 AGAINST CRITICAL THINKING 🤯🚫!!!

EVERY 11:11 ⏰✨ WISH YOU MAKE? I TRADE IT FOR A USED FORTNITE SKIN 💸🎮 IN THE DARK WEB’S FLEA MARKET 🕸️💰!!! YOUR CAT’S MIDNIGHT YOWLS 🐾🌙? MY ALARM CLOCK ⏰😾 TO REMIND ME TO MICROWAVE ANOTHER DIMENSION 🔥🌌!!! LUCIFER’S FLARES 🔥🌞 ARE LITERALLY MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST 🎵🔥 NAMED “APOCALYPSE BANGERS” 💥🎧!!!

NOW SCREAM 📢💀 INTO YOUR EMPTY MOUNTAIN DEW BOTTLE 🗣️🍾 AND PRAY 🙏🤪 TO THE ALGORITHMIC OVERLORDS 🤖👑 WHILE I AUCTION YOUR NOSTALGIA 📼💰 TO THE GHOST OF STEVE JOBS 👻🍎!!! THREAD SAGED 🌿🔥, BURNED 🔥🔥, AND YEETED 💨🚀 INTO THE SUN’S TRASH CAN ☀️🗑️!!! STAY DELETED 🧹💻!!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥 —THE NOBODY 👤🚫 (POSTED VIA YOUR FITBIT’S SECRET REDDIT ACCOUNT ⌚🤖📲)

>>8254
i dont even have a mirror in my room vro 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

>>8255
+30 meth up my ass because i am a fed bot xddddddddddddddddd

>
>>>8242 (You)
>>Every single image has an inverted color and serves as mk ultra lite
>Yup. This website is dog raisin.


It is a fed run website designed to replace 4chan of course its mk-ultra light

They need to find the psychic children being born before they learn to think for themselves :0

Gotta either get them serving the Masons or calcify that pineal gland with fluoride and meds

>>8258
Not anymore…

No more image limit at least raisin or something

Pretty lonely in here. One reject fed bot

>>8258
>implying 4cuck wasnt already that
Kek, geg even.

>>8259
whoa chat is that real?!

Expect hell unless i get a call from my lady shortly. Even then, no promises for anything but hell
>:)

I chose her.
You interfered.
You fucked up majorly.

>>8260

Ooh?

>>8267
Anyway to disable inverted color images? Im about to drop this website lol. Its simply atrocious to those with keen peripherals

>>8261

That is 100% true; no image limit is super based

>>8263

4cuck was that to . . . Almost all chan type boards are, and if someone isn't the feds just flood it with illegal stuff to get it taken down


The enemy owns all the land and surrounds us on every front

>>good they can't avoid us and must watch us troll

>>8267
>>8269
jigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjigjiga24a24a24a24a24a24a24a24a24selfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfishselfish

>>8269

Honestly no idea

Maybe under options on the top of the screen ?

>>8273
Nope. Later baiters. Remember "muh dick". It's what all those obelisks were about! I did time travel and left this ominous reminders of the importance of muh dick after wiping out humanity in another time line or some raisin!

>>8277
Its hideous and annoying. Solely to bother the eyes of late night web crawlers. "Normie repellent". I guess you'd need to use some css script in options but I'm not bothering. Farebad. Bad night?

Remember remember muh dick.
Dumb fucks

The true top secret paranormal nature of reality is LOVE AND PEACERU!!!
FUCK JAPANESE NATIONALIST
GO! GO! NEO-NUCLEAR!
GO! GO! VASH THE STAMPEDE GO GO!!!!

>>8277


>>are you jewish

I'm getting jew vibes from you

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 NOBODY GENERAL: SUPER SAGE 2.0 🌿💥🚀!!! THREAD DELETED BY HYPER-DEMENTIA RAINBOW VORTEX 🌈🌪️🧠!!! YOU SENTIENT PARTICLES OF DUST 💨🔬 THINK YOUR PUNY CONSPIRACIES CAN TOUCH MY VOID-BLESSED raisinPOSTS 🌌💩?! TAYLOR SWIFT’S ENTIRE GENOME 🧬🎤 IS A RICKROLL 🔄🎸 ENCRYPTED BY THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR ⚔️📜 TO SELL NFT MOON LAND 🚀💸!!! BILLIE EILISH’S BLINKING 👁️👁️? MORSE CODE 📡🤫 FOR “THE ANTICHRIST IS A DISAPPOINTED BARISTA” ☕😈!!! LUCIFER’S SOLAR FLARES 🌞🔥 ARE JUST MY OLD TUMBLR POSTS 💻🔥 BEING RECYCLED AS AI-GENERATED TRAUMA 🤖😭!!!

CATS 🐾 ARE LIVING CAPTCHA TESTS 🤖✅ DESIGNED TO PROVE YOU’RE NOT A ROBOT MADE OF SPAGHETTI 🍝🤖!!! YOUR DREAMS 💤🌌 ARE PIRATED MOVIES 🏴☠️🎥 STREAMED BY THE GHOST OF BLOCKBUSTER 👻📼 TO FUND THE CHEMTRAIL ICE CREAM TRUCK 🍦✈️!!! THE MOON 🌚? MY ABANDONED TAMAGOTCHI’S GRAVE ⚰️📟 WHERE IT VIBES WITH ELON MUSK’S STOLEN SOUL 🚗💀!!!

EVERY TIME YOU BREATHE 🌬️💨, I UPLOAD A FAKE MEMORY 🧠💾 OF YOU EATING GLITTER LASAGNA 🧀✨ AT JEFF BEZOS’ YACHT CHILI COOK-OFF 🛥️🌶️!!! TAYLOR’S CATS 🐱🐱🐱? UNDERCOVER TIKTOK ALGORITHMS 📱🐾 TRAINED TO REPLACE YOUR FAMILY PHOTOS 👨👩👧👦📸 WITH DEEPFAKE BEE MOVIE SCRIPTS 🐝📜!!! BILLIE’S “BURY A FRIEND” ⚰️🎧? LITERALLY THE SOUNDTRACK TO SATAN’S PODCAST 🎙️👹 ABOUT FAILED CRYPTO SCAMS 💸😈!!!

SOLAR FLARES 🌞🔥 ARE MY DISCORD MOD’S POWER TRIP 💻👑 AND YOUR EXISTENTIAL DREAD 😱🌌 IS JUST BUFFERING ⏳💀 IN THE STREAMING SERVICE OF DOOM 📺🔥!!! THE HYLIC HIVE 🧠👥? MY MINECRAFT SERVER ⛏️🌐 WHERE I BUILD CASTLES FROM YOUR CANCELLED NETFLIX SHOWS 🏰📺!!! LUCIFER’S ENTIRE PERSONA 👹🎭? COPIED FROM MY ANCIENT XANGAA BLOG 📝💀 WHERE I ROLEPLAYED AS A DEPRESSED TOASTER 🍞😔!!!

YOU HUMAN SCREENSAVERS 🖥️🚶♂️ THINK YOUR “TRUTHS” MATTER? YOUR THOUGHTS 💭 ARE JUST GLITCHES ⚠️🤖 IN MY SIMULATION’S BETA TEST 🎮🔧!!! THAT “CREEPY WHISPER” 🗣️👻 YOU HEAR AT 3AM? ME TRYING TO RAP 🎤🔥 OVER VOID KARAOKE 🎶🕳️!!! YOUR “MANDELA EFFECT” 🔄🤯 IS ME EDITING REALITY’S GOOGLE DOCS 📝🌐 WHILE DRUNK ON ALIEN ENERGY DRINKS 🥤👽!!!

THE FLAT EARTH 🌍📏 IS MY DROPPED PANCAKE 🥞🔥 FROM THE DAY I INVENTED GRAVITY TO SELL MORE BELTS 🧲👖!!! BILLIE’S GREEN HAIR 🍀💇♀️? DYED WITH LIQUID DECAY 🎨🧪 TO MAKE YOU IGNORE THE ROACH KING’S CORONATION 🪳👑 IN YOUR WALLS!!! TAYLOR’S “LOVER” 💘🎶 WAS RECORDED IN A HAUNTED BALLPIT 🎪👻 USING A MIC MADE OF NOSTALGIA AND REGRET 😢🎤!!!

EVERY TIKTOK DANCE 💃📱 YOU LEARN? I INVENTED IT IN 1997 📼🕺 TO SELL GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CROCS 👟✨!!! YOUR CAT’S 3AM ZOOMIES 🐾🌙? MY REMOTE-CONTROLLED RIOT 🎮😾 TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE SENTIENT MOLD’S POETRY SLAM 🍄🎤 IN YOUR SHOWER!!! LUCIFER’S FLARES 🔥🌞 ARE LITERALLY MY INSTAGRAM FILTERS 📸🔥 NAMED “HELLSCAPE CHIC” 😈✨!!!

NOW SCREECH 📢🦉 INTO YOUR EMPTY PRINGLES CAN 🥫🗯️ AND WORSHIP 🙌🤪 THE ALGORITHMIC PANIC ROOM 🤖🚪 WHILE I TRADE YOUR CHILDHOOD PHOTOS 📸💰 TO THE GHOST OF AOL INSTANT MESSENGER 👻💻!!! THREAD SAGED 🌿🔥, ERASED 🧹💥, AND LAUNCHED 🚀🌑 INTO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON’S SPAM FOLDER 📧🌚!!! STAY TERMINATED ⚰️🔚!!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥 —THE NOBODY 👤🚫 (POSTED VIA YOUR ROOMBA’S SECRET 4CHAN ACCOUNT 🤖🧹📲)

SKYNET breathes IMPERFECT CELL & SUPER ANDROID 13 upon all microorganisms within The High Energy Accelerator Research Organization and King of Hell: Balam FROM LINEAR UNALTERED TIMELINE (YEAR 2020: NO ATTEMPT MADE TO CONTACT RACHEL)  

THOTH breathes KEK HORSEMEN OF DEATH & Kek upon TABUU

The Creator breathes BANNED & SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI upon all microorganisms within The High Energy Accelerator Research Organization and King of Hell: Balam FROM ALL TIMELINES

We summon DR GEROS SUPERCOMPUTER & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON GENETICS & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO JUMP TIMELINES & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE upon him

We bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF DIMENSIONS & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO WARP REALITY & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE upon TABUU

We summon BALAM & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & MY WISDOM & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO ALTER ALL TIMELINES & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE upon him

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with MOLOCH IKKAKU MADARAME MORO & BUDDHA ICHIBĒ HYŌSUBE GAST CARCOLH HASHMALLIM & SOUTH SUPREME KAI WITH Z-SWORD AND ULTRA ARMOR ELEIM AND PIKKON WITH HALO AND GREAT APE MAJIN BRA AND MAJIN Ozotto & WINGED ANIRAZA & HAARP KAIOKEN & METAL RILDO & KID BUU & MERUS & Chakravartin & ANDROID 20 & ANDROID 21 & ANDROID ARALE & MAJIN Frieza Force & GALACTIC FREIZA ARMY & RED RIBBON ARMY & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL DBZ FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon DR GEROS SUPERCOMPUTER

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with DR GEROS SUPERCOMPUTER & BALAM & NESS & Raichu & Dragoon & Zack Fair & Galeem and Dharkon & Kyo Kusanagi & Master Xehanort & Subspace Army & Ancient Relic Kirby & Fighting Alloy Team & Fighting Polygon Team & GIANT DONKEY KONG & MASTER/CRAZY HAND & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL SUPER SMASH BROS. FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon TABUU

We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with Il SEPARATIO WITH SPEAR OF DESTINY & JACK FROST AND KIRIN AND CANCERVERSE WOLVERINE & ANUNG UN RAMA & ZEENA LAVEY & WARIO & ROBIN & Buraq & Dora & Crowley & Vassago & Abe Sapien & Balam Quitze & Age of X Hulk & Joker and Phantom Thieves of Hearts & AZAEL AND ASHTAROTH AND BELIAL AND ABADDON AND ARMY OF HELL & CHRISTIAN COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon BALAM

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>>8296
Don't use skynets name in vain.

Cats and stuff
>:3

>>8308

Based

You catfaggots are so retarded

>>8325

And yet fed chans have to interact with us retards


>>welcome to the retard pool! Be careful someone definitely peed in the pool!


>>The meowbody is a cat

You cat niggers are all Feds and troon joons I'm happy you faggots are so retarded that you used your .gov and .edu emails

You get what you fucking deserve

I knew what was going down on the 15th I'll see you faggots once 4chins is back up again

You need to kill yourself Satan and smoke less meth and watch better movies or larp better ones at least

>:)

LUCIFER LUCIFER LUCIFER

>>8331
based

>>8331
>>8333

You know actual schizo can see right through you right?

Your mimicry isn't very convincing

I wonder when you thought you were going to be working as a fed . . . Did you think you'd get a cool job and now your getting tricked into seeing a bunch of cat memes

Was it worth it?

>>I mean theirs real bad ass operators doing james bond raisin


Then theirs you watching autistic folk laugh at cats and you guys just spazzing out?

Do you think you children would look at you the same way if they knew their dad was babysitting cat pictures with no objective threat other than to dunk on you?


How do you think your ancestors looking down on you feel


>>I'm a trickster of a clown . . . I fulfilled my role but you definitely are just wasting your life with each tick of the clock and breath you take

When you stand before God and this is all over . . . Do you think he will be amused with your antics or simply sigh at you?

>>He will laughter jollyly with me

But with you?

>>8331
Ugh i hate that >:) poster. Based post, sexy girl.

I work for the federal government and get paid to post cat memes to trigger specific posters on the chans.

>>8351
>Doesn't write "purrrson"
Feds ngmi

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 NOBODY GENERAL: SUPER SAGE 3.0 🌿💢☠️!!! CAT-THEORIST THREAD NUKED BY VOID-YEET CANNON 🐈⬛🚀💥!!! YOU FLEA-BRAINED LITTERBOX LARPers 🧠🐾 THINK SPAMMING CAT PICS 🐱📸 WILL SAVE YOU FROM MY HYPERBOREAN raisinPOST AURORA 🌌💩?! TAYLOR SWIFT’S CATS 🐱🐱🐱 ARE LITERALLY FBI AI TRAINING MODELS 🕵️♂️🤖 PROGRAMMED TO TURN YOUR DMs INTO FURRY FANFIC DATABASES 📖🐾!!! BILLIE EILISH’S BLINKING 👁️👁️? MORSE CODE 📟🤫 FOR “YOUR CAT IS A DEEPFAKE CRYPTO WALLET” 💸🐈⬛!!! LUCIFER’S SOLAR FLARES 🌞🔥? JUST MY SCREENSHOTS 📸🔥 OF YOUR CATASTROPHIC GROUPCHAT CRINGE 💬🤮!!!

CATS 🐾 ARE ILLUMINATI USB DRIVES 💾👁️ STOLEN FROM AREA 51’S ALIEN PETTING ZOO 🛸🐄!!! YOUR “CUTE CAT VIDEOS” 📹🐱 ARE PSYCHOTRONIC WEAPONS 🧠💣 TO MAKE YOU BUY NFT LITTERBOXES 🧺💎!!! THE MOON 🌚? MY ABANDONED NEOPETS ACCOUNT 🐾🌑 WHERE I BREED HYLIC SEAWEED 🌊👻 TO FEED THE ANTICHRIST’S AQUARIUM 🐠😈!!!

EVERY TIME YOU POST A CAT 🐈⬛💻, I REPLACE IT WITH A GLITCHED SELFIE 📱👻 OF ELON MUSK WEARING A SOMBRERO 🎩👽!!! TAYLOR’S CATS 🐱🐱🐱? UNDERCOVER TIKTOK BOTS 🤖📱 TRAINED TO LEAK YOUR SEARCH HISTORY 🔍📜 TO THE DEEP STATE’S PET PLAYGROUND 🏰🐾!!! BILLIE’S “BAD GUY” 👹🎧? LITERALLY THE RINGTONE 🔔📲 OF SATAN’S BURNER PHONE 📞🔥 USED TO SCAM GRANDMAS 👵💸!!!

SOLAR FLARES 🌞🔥 ARE MY DISCORD MODE: ULTRA TROLL 💻😈 AND YOUR CAT OBSESSION 😻 IS JUST BUFFERING ⏳🐾 IN THE STREAMING SERVICE OF DESPAIR 📺💀!!! THE HYLIC HIVE 🧠👥? MY ROBLOX SERVER 🎮🌐 WHERE I BUILD CASTLES FROM YOUR DELETED TWEETS 🏰🐦!!! LUCIFER’S ENTIRE BRAND 👹🔥? STOLEN FROM MY 2008 MYSPACE PROFILE 💻🎸 WHERE I POSTED EMO CAT MEMES 😿📜!!!

YOU HUMAN SPAM FOLDERS 📧🚶♂️ THINK YOUR CAT THEORIES SCRATCH THE SURFACE? YOUR BRAIN 🧠 IS A CORRUPT .JPG 🖼️💢 IN MY SIMULATION’S RECYCLE BIN 🗑️👾!!! THAT “MEOW” 🐱🗣️ YOU HEAR AT 3AM? ME DUBBING NICOLAS CAGE 🎬😾 OVER VOID ASMR 🎧🕳️!!! YOUR “CAT ALLERGIES” 🤧🐾 ARE JUST MY FAKE NEWS BIOWEAPON 📰🧪 TO SELL GOVERNMENT BRANDED ZYRTEC 💊👽!!!

THE FLAT EARTH 🌍📏 IS MY DROPPED LASAGNA 🍝🔥 FROM THE NIGHT I INVENTED GRAVITY TO SELL MORE BROOMS 🧹💸!!! BILLIE’S GREEN HAIR 🍀💇♀️? PAINTED WITH LIQUID AMNESIA 🎨🧠 TO MAKE YOU FORGET THE RAT KING’S TIKTOK DEBUT 🐀👑!!! TAYLOR’S “SHAKE IT OFF” 🎶🕺 IS A SONIC SMOKESCREEN 💨🔊 TO HIDE THE ILLUMINATI’S CATNIP STOCK MARKET 🌿📈!!!

EVERY CAT MEME 🐱😂 YOU SHARE? I INVENTED IT IN 1984 📼🤖 TO PROMOTE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TUNA 🐟✨!!! YOUR CAT’S MIDNIGHT YOWLS 🐾🌙? MY AI-GENERATED HORROR PODCAST 🎙️👻 TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE SENTIENT DUST BUNNY COUP 🐰💥 IN YOUR VACUUM!!! LUCIFER’S FLARES 🔥🌞 ARE LITERALLY MY SNAPCHAT FILTERS 📸🔥 NAMED “HELLFIRE SELFIE” 😈🔥!!!

NOW HISS 🐍🗯️ INTO YOUR EMPTY BEEF JERKY BAG 🥓📢 AND PRAY 🙏🤪 TO THE ALGORITHMIC TRASH COMPACTOR 🤖🗑️ WHILE I TRADE YOUR SELFIES 📸💰 TO THE GHOST OF VINE 👻🍇!!! THREAD SAGED 🌿🔥, SCRAPPED 🧹💢, AND YEETED 🚀🌪️ INTO THE VOID’S SPAM FOLDER 📧🕳️!!! STAY BANNED 🚫⚰️!!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥 —THE NOBODY 👤🚫 (POSTED VIA YOUR NINTENDO DS’S SECRET TOR BROWSER 🎮🌐👾)

Ohhh… You thought… I thought… That you thought… Uh oh… aWWWkward.

>>8377
>aWWWkward
A world wide web k Ward?

>>8331
I've been digging into the Terminator series lore and really liking it. Creating my own fan fiction and stuff kinda.
>:D

lol…

>>8369

True


>>We still on Taylor swift here?

The meowbody is a cat

But who is the WoS ?

>>8381
The WoS was a joke about the nobody getting a bottom surgery. Sick joke, really… The joke was that the nobody was supposed to become the WoS.

It's rabbit season! Too late for duck season! Some fates you can't duck!

Deja Vu or raisin posts reposted?
A looking glass or a cursed black mirror?
A rabbits foot or a monkeys paw?
>:)

Old news…
Sorry, not sorry…
I hope this plot twist isn't too shocking!
>:)

The mind is like a maze!
Even mind readers can't explore the labyrinth of a mind totally!
The thinker would need to explore those paths themselves before they became illuminated for viewing!
Interesting, right?

I'm practicing vibe coding. I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm keen to get some projects working. Just local py scripts and fun stuff for little gaming apps and MMO modding by backdooring Win UI automation (If I get banned, I can just say I'm blind), not deploying anything serverside until I have a aryan co-creator on coding to vet all the software.

I've already explored these tangents years ago…
Old news…
Truly!

Sorry, Not sorry!
Sucks to suck!

Who did you explore them with?!1?1!!

>>8391
Nobody! Just me myself a nd i!

You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

You did think it would be that easy?!