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Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.

https://youtu.be/t5p5uCgY-tY
https://youtu.be/o9kCz5ew1hE

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>>13107
I just spoke to the Nobody, says he's gonna need about 2 more weeks.

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>>12710 (OP)

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The Nobody is a cat.

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>>13159
>guies i said it, i said the thing xD
>look how mad They get xD
>i made them up in my head, but they're mad now! xD
>it couldn't be that a reaction is all I need to spiral into spamming, demonstrating how easily i am inversely controlled by stimulus both positive and negative xD

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>>13107
When the Diablo season ends?

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>>12993
The Freemasons. The Rock. The Illuminati.

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Read Morals and Dogma
I require a succubus harem and unlimited KFC/Taco Bell

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>>13192
The book’s key themes include:
- Moral development: Virtues like integrity and humility are central to Masonic teachings.

Loooool

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>>13192
Universalism: Freemasonry unites people across cultures and religions through shared ethical ideals.

They need to change the genre to comedy. Lmao

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You know what must be done. Exile Jay Z. Destroy the left hand.

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We must destroy the left hand and deny the right. In favor of our third eye. Duality is a lie.

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>>13193
It's funny how quickly shared ethical ideals in a secret society turn into someone raping a child and their "brothers" in the police and judicial system actively help them cover it up.

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Coffeezilla is a fed

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>>13149
And about tree fiddy.

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jk Soyjacks arent that bad

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The McDonalds soyjack is really good

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I like The McDonald's Fart'n'Poopberger

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>>13159
Glowie detected

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Star Wars episodes 1-3 were good. Admit it!

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>>13243
More masonic signaling ITT. SAD!>>13243

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>>13243
Not all great things are good…but all good things are great.

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Time travel is now authorized for auditors. Please remember to fill out the requisite forms upon your return and document any notable changes you perceive upon your return to your original timeframe.

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>>13250
>I just want my sandwich!

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I'm gonna fuck tons of bitches.

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>>13252
imma fuck tons of women

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>>13253
>>13252
I'm going to continue being chaste and drug free.

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You could just text me
Black mirror in your hands
Help me line the pieces up
Yours
And
Mine

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>>13255
Wow, I’m speechless.. which I know isn’t great for a comedy show, but.. (pause for laughs) it just shows how great the work you put into this is. Do you have a shovel or something, or how do we get this chipmunk out of here now that the bits over. I assume the next part is I have to chase it around and wack it with a shovel so we can move on with the show.

So why is there a whole other auditorium full of people doing the same thing one room over, I feel like I wasn’t supposed to look in there, or is that just the segregated room for Jews and blacks to watch from?

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>>>13255 (You)
>Wow, I’m speechless.. which I know isn’t great for a comedy show, but.. (pause for laughs) it just shows how great the work you put into this is. Do you have a shovel or something, or how do we get this chipmunk out of here now that the bits over. I assume the next part is I have to chase it around and wack it with a shovel so we can move on with the show.
>
>So why is there a whole other auditorium full of people doing the same thing one room over, I feel like I wasn’t supposed to look in there, or is that just the segregated room for Jews and blacks to watch from?



Honestly its w.e boo

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>Greetings Traveller,
>
>The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.
>
>In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.
>
>NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.
>
>https://youtu.be/t5p5uCgY-tY
>https://youtu.be/o9kCz5ew1hE

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women are attracted to me, men think I'm cool.

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>>12972
its futile to even keep talking with you fucked up powerless losers

I'm going to do what I was born to do this summer and no one can stop me

I will not stop until I reach every single one of you retards no matter where you may be Texas,Oklahomo, Canada,China,India or even Saudi Arabia you ALL reside under the same Sun

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I'm going to be filthy rich, baruch hashem, amen, in jesus name.

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>>13271
Are you Christian the sissy? >:)

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>>13279
no im manly man. macho nacho

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>>12710 (OP)
Now that it has been exposed. What are the implications of the study!

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>>13248
Whose authorization?

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>>12972
you dont understand. they're driven by power. they want to have more of it. those people you describe are in power right now and if you think they're not capitalizing on their assets and what they have and doing everything they can to remain in power, you're wrong.
for all you know they get together in a big club and group watch us for entertainment in online chatrooms. try to fuck with our lives. get inside our heads.
the popular niggers call it "crashing out" these days. in hood culture (i have spent a lot of time around southern blacks), they call these people crash dummies. they set them up to take a fall. they end up "crashing into the wall" like a crash dummy because they cant handle the pressure of things like being tortured with frequency weapons 24/7. or getting set up for a crime.
obviously these ideas come from somewhere. they do it for fun. i believe they have made a business out of doing it as well. there is a lot of value that could be extracted from torturing people and deciding what their thoughts and beliefs and behaviors are, you know? especially when it comes to data and research. or purging the bloodlines of your enemies. military research. black ops raisin. so that billionaires can get inside your head and steer the collective consciousness of the blind dog on the leash that is humanity. which is why they censor the internet so heavily these day. i think the demons people have been seeing through the veil are connected to the issue as well.
the absolute state.. every time i think about it my dick just starts spinning in a rage.

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Bout to wash my truck what are you poorfag larpbodies doing?

>The nobody is a dog

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Why is the nobody’s timeline so slow compared to the rest of the world?

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>>13309
? Expand upon this

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it might it might not does that answer your question

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>>13311
It was a channeled message

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Channeling; the nobody is loyal to no group, an agreement of a few opinions is not an alignment

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You will learn power is from the nobody! Ahahahaha

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Gay isn’t a genre lmfao

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ALIENS!

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I'm gonna grind. I'm gonna get fit and rich. So it is.

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>>13366
Grit your teeth and roll up your sleeves then.

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newton and karambit, the glow nigger and leaf mods of 4cuck /x/

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>>13377
Oof I know a Haitian baddie who just needs a name and a photo to make someone MISERABLE.. I would NOT want to be this guy

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About to go perform preventative maintenance on my A-10. What are you guys up to today?

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they have to trap me here in the chanspace doing fake narrative quests

they know they can't keep this up forever so occasionally they have to do something big to spike my attention for a while

ie the eathquake and the dead ceo

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>>13377
Now if only somebody beyond based would post the /x/ mods and jannies

Guess I'll have to do it.

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>>13384
They’re on that list.

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>>13388
That's /K/ not /X/

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>>13391
Yep, and the /x/ mods are on the /k/ list.

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>>13410
That's a hot one.

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i miss 4chan
>(glownigger honeypot)
i miss my frends
>(the engagement farming bots)
i miss my best bro
>(fed trying to entrap me)

i miss home

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>You'll be able to afford a switch 2 without financial struggle by replying to this post

That will be fun to play.

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Can't wait for the switch 2 hope my wife's boyfriend gets me all the games with cats in them =3

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We're all going to die no matter what.

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>>13377
You're doing God's work anon.

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>>13416
This place can cultivate an immunity in time, but only if you vote for the nobody-griefobama cyber-memetic defense coalition.

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>>>13416
>This place can cultivate an immunity in time, but only if you vote for the nobody-griefobama cyber-memetic defense coalition.

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>>13506
Haha, that's a great meme my friend.
>the nobody is a cat

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>>13525
I'm not your friend kill yourself you double IQ glownigger

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>>13533
It's too late. He's been summoned.

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I agree, but it's out of my hands now.
You did this to yourself.

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So when is the next congressional soft ball game?

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Fucking most based country on the planet.

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>>13525
I hate that dudes voice. Plus he’s a covid shill. I hope he loses his popularity. :)

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To me falling for covid or woke propaganda means A. Your an idiot B. You’re a sell out. Either way I wouldn’t accept you.

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You have aids

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I don’t care about Israel. I don’t care about the Muslims. I don’t care about Russia. I don’t care about Ukraine. I care about memecoins and hot babes.

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USA will no longer fund foreign countries for jack raisin. We are going to buy Bitcoin and sex bots.

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If you have a problem with that we will destroy your economy with tariffs bitch

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>>13593
No I do not. AIDS you get from poppers/drugs, viruses aren't real.

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Pam Bondi confirmed working with Epstein adjacents. She needs to be fired or resign.

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