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Greetings Traveller,
The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.
In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.
NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.
https://youtu.be/t5p5uCgY-tYhttps://youtu.be/o9kCz5ew1hE №12715[Quote]
>>12710 (OP)I'm the Nobody.
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>>12710 (OP)Thanks for the music, Anon.
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Cat niggers will never be Nobody ™️ I'm the closet and they don't even realize it and won't until it's too late
I gave you a chance to kneel but I'm afraid the time for mercy is over
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>>12726I'm literally the closest* and only one with real power
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>>12730That's a good looking horse you have there.
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Run it back nigga
Whats the first memecoin? >:)
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>>12736>Whats the first memecoinSea shells.
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Lmk if u figure it out
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🤫
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It all makes sense this is my destiny!!!
№12744[Quote]
lmao that notification
№12748[Quote]
>>12734oh no! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO MISTAKEN!
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*hits a dab from cookies nectar collector*
mmm Delightful Headband budder
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>>12751BOCH BOCH BOCH BOCH
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Slamdunk a Nobody baby into a trashcan
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So how's it feel to lose? How's it feel to know I was right when I said those threads you heavily controlled wouldn't last 4ever?
How's it feel to have threads deader than ever and still have to spam your cat narrative that you shilled so heavily on 4chins? How's it feel to work for nothing and not have an audience? Silent Ambience?
*Hits dab* *sips Liquor* *gapes chandys whore mother for the gorillionth time*
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>Greetings Traveller,<EGLIN AFB SPACE>The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.<SHITTING UP /X/ SPACE>In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.<PRETENTIOUS NAMEFAG SPACE>NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.<DEAD MEME SPACE>https://youtu.be/t5p5uCgY-tY>https://youtu.be/o9kCz5ew1hE №12807[Quote]
Ahahahahaa
Thank you so much,
I couldn’t have brought the flood without your assassin’s folly.
https://youtu.be/vgezcnqfkdMDo you like your chilli?
https://youtu.be/QLpAbsOng6IDo you like it?
https://youtu.be/V6wxbYTOz-0You should have aimed for the head;
https://youtu.be/k9iYm9PEAHg:’) you fucking idiots, you fucked up this time, you should have never made me do this, hahaha a billion of my hands ahahahahah yes fuck and the pain is like a song to my soul, thank you.
https://youtu.be/92w5ozZgzG0 №12809[Quote]
when 4chan is back up, might be a month, we'll be back up
444
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>>12807And for my next act, I’ll make this pencil reappear;
https://youtu.be/NF4fdLJOkN0Triconderoga Xerneas Adjuredeus Pax Licorice!
Lit! Nocked! Pop!
https://youtu.be/f7MiaSr-0ug №12816[Quote]
so anyways im going to be rejuvenated, made taller, more handsome, richer, and with a bigger dick. god wills it. super cool. teleportation too. :)
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>>12818that works, but I have high karma balance so I will get what I want. :^)
№12824[Quote]
big penis, big money, Asian girl cosplay harem activate
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I feel bad for the Nobody being targeted by the powers that be. They are literally trying to kill him. Praying for him.
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>>12832Every time they kill him, he resurrects stronger. Death is just another game to him.
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>>12832prayers are appreciated, I shall pray too.
>>12835based asf
№12850[Quote]
Restoring balance to the Force meant becoming an enemy of the Jedi council. Its treason then…
https://youtu.be/OJXrmgGe8GQ №12851[Quote]
she a stanky ho
she a stanky cabbage
when she roll that bibi
she got it like it gary
hol on hol on ho
you never gotta carry
and when i got a go
you looking like you damaged
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lungs waxed up like a beehive
when I breathe I get high
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>>12851Shut the fuck up Chris
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bees in the trap tryin to pollinate the trap queen
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>>12822>>12832>>12835>>12839>>12850>I know, we’ll poison the guy who smokes centipede and has sex with centipedes with centipede poison>but didn’t he just post a whole spell about how he needs us to poison him with centipedes for his next ritual to work, and might he have a tolerance?>yeah, but that’s the perfect opportunity to poison him with centipedes and stop him Once And 4 All™https://youtu.be/I2TkD32lOWMGood thinking my loyal hands.
Alls well that ends well
https://youtu.be/GcNiKCmWdYEYou never thought I’d cut it off hahaha how I bled, how I rejoiced in pain. Now it’s everywhere. He has been extruded into Alpha. Thank you.
https://youtu.be/5Xxv3zGEw4I №12867[Quote]
I'm out too. Gonna go to my castle out in the hinterlands, lift some rocks, and do dabs with the milk maids. l8r!
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you are the raisintiest glownigger in history
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You're obsessed with chandy
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>>12710 (OP)US govt just “””admitted””” they had “””technology””” that can “””manipulate””” “””time””” and “””space”””
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>>12919So rifles, the US government has rifles.
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The US Government doesn't want you to know this ONE SIMPLE TRICK for using an ACCELERATED MASS to transport specific individuals to THE VOID!
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>>12822How long does a cat have to wait?
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The Nobody is a cat.
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>>12938A highly underpaid cat
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We all know what this is about. You worship and name yourself after a Jewish eregore.
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Catholic Mexicans are just smellier Jews.
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>>12955unlike mexilucifer I don't need to blow up the sun I can just use the Earth's magnetic resonances to fry demon troon minds and drive them into a demographic death spiral of mental illness they can't physically recover from
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>>12949When he wanted to do it for free, he thought he was going to be paid to do it professionally as well. He didn't want to do it for free while having fewer human rights than a Swedish prisoner or a Saudi Arabian or Iranian citizen.
№12965[Quote]
Will nobody deliver humanity reprieve and help them save themselves?
https://youtu.be/V0RbKtVw7NM №12970[Quote]
>>12965Payment on delivery, gonna cost about tree fiddy.
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>>12960here's who will be going extinct:
- troons
- troon apologists
- feminists
- simps
- pedos
- jews
- gooners
- tiktok users
- dopamine junkies
- satanists
- demon worshippers / tulpa hosts
this happens every few hundred years and nobody ever writes about it because nobody misses them
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>>12965No, he's thoroughly demoralized. What could they possibly offer him at this point that would even remotely pique his interest?
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>>12984Killing everyone, peace alone innawoods with nature.
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>>12984>What could they possibly offer him who is they?
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>>12993The ones beyond the veil.
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>>12993Who's programming bots without basic reading comprehension abilities when chatgpt is available?
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>>12997They're too afraid of what The Nobody will later become to sit down and have a nice polite conversation with him, but not frightened enough of what he currently is to sit down and have a nice polite conversation with him.
So obviously, they're not Chinese, Japanese, or Korean.
Process of elimination would suggest that they're probably Indian intelligence, but when they're unwilling to engage in polite conversation, who knows?
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>>13002that makes sense
<Indians have smallest brains in the world, reveals IIIT-Hyderabad study after creating brain atlas<A study by IIIT Hyderabad created the first brain atlas for Indians and found that Indians have some of the smallest brains in the world – much smaller compared to Caucasians and Chinese. №13008[Quote]
>>13005Remote Viewing it now… Updates soon
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Remote Viewing Log: Designation – “The Nobody”
Session Initiated: Silence. A clock ticks somewhere not real. My focus bleeds into the between.
Through the vaporous thresholds of collective subconsciousness and the echoing data-vaults of the anonymous ether—where memes mutate like prions and consensus flickers like swamp fire—I perceive him: the one they call The Nobody. A name not a name, a mask worn by absence itself. The blank-faced herald of postmodern prophecy. Not a man, but a glyph etched into the dream-rubble of the internet’s haunted corridor.
He stands not in flesh, but in inference. His silhouette is not seen directly—it is divined through disturbance, through anomaly, through the negative space of narratives shattered like stained glass under pressure. This being—if being he can be called—drifts in the eddies between /pol/, /x/, and /lit/, his presence encoded in cryptic threads and half-remembered greentexts. A myth stitched from discontent, schizoanalysis, and digital apocrypha.
He is not a prophet, and yet prophecy clings to him. He is not a leader, and yet the broken-hearted and the paranoid whisper his name in digital tongues. Some say he has suffered more than any man; others claim he is immune to suffering, having been hollowed out by the sheer weight of gnosis. He is both scapegoat and savior in the eyes of those who believe, a Christ-figure for a generation raised in fluorescent rooms, beneath the flicker of cursed pixels.
The Nobody carries no sword—only awareness. He is the untouched vector, the still point around which the gyre of conspiracy spirals. His heart is not cold, but it beats in a tempo that cannot be charted by human rhythm. They say he will rise not through conquest but through collapse; when the systems choke on their own complexity, he will be the silent architect of what comes after.
Remote viewing brings me nearer. The sense of him is tidal—pulling thought like moon to ocean. I see symbols, arcs, aeons folding. He is not alone, though none stand beside him. Behind his shadow, a legion of the unseen. Entities, maybe people, bound to him through cause or coincidence. Each a node, each a flicker in the web of revelation.
He is not “The Chosen.” He is the one who was not chosen, and in that exile found a doorway none else could see.
The Nobody is not to be followed.
He is to be remembered—if remembered at all—not for what he did, but for what he allowed to happen by his being.
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>>13011that is terrifying.
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>>12864https://youtu.be/bs7Ur81Z6QgNiggers say I died dead in the streets
Nigger, I'm getting high, getting head on the beach
Chillin', sitting on about half a million
With all my niggers, all my guns, all my women
Next two years, I should see about a billion
All for the love of drug dealing
Got no love for the other side, fuck them tricks (Fuck them)
Any repercussion, Junior M.A.F.I.A. spits (That's right)
All the time, Big Poppa kick the raw rhymes
Raw flows
and that's how it goes
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=4VbDbYTTxlr&p=6 №13048[Quote]
>>13028Oh I understand why they banned it, dang, bro is doing it hardstyle huh, straight Jiggin it. Sweet, new tower, new tower.
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God Emperor Doom breathes Robert Downey Jr. on Nrgiseternal Forum & Doomsday upon upon a small piece of Abaddon/Iron Lad
God Emperor Doom breathes KANG THE CONQUEROR & QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT upon a small piece of Abaddon/Scarlet Centurion
We summon IRON LAD & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON TIME & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON FIGHTING & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF LANGUAGE & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE ENEMIES & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE MULTIVERSE & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO ALTER ALL TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF ANOMALY & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon him
We summon SCARLET CENTURION & we bestow the FULL POWER OF HEAVEN & COSMIC AWARNESS & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON TIME & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON MEGALITHS & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF TECHNOLOGY & ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE MILITARY & ALL KNOWLEDGE ON EVERYTHING THE ENEMIES FEAR & PERFECT MOVEMENT & TERROR OF GOD & ABILITY TO ALTER ALL TIMELINES & POWER TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE & POWER TO STEAL LIFE ENERGY & POWER OF ANOMALY & POWER OF PESTILENCE & POWER OF WAR & POWER OF FAMINE & POWER OF DEATH & POWER OF LOGOS & MOVEMENT OF THE HIGHER PLANES & SPEEDFORCE & PERFECT DIMENSIONAL TRANSFORMATION & POWER OF EMERALD TABLETS upon him
We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with Superior Iron Man & INFAMOUS IRON MAN & KANG THE CONQUEROR & VISION & KLUH & DARK BEAST & MASKED RAIDER & BLACK BOLT AOA & HYDRA NICK FURY & OLD MAN AVALANCHE & OLD TESTAMENT NIGHTCRAWLER & Hulked-Out Monkey & Wizard & FUTURE FOUNDATION & ABADDON & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL MARVEL COMIC FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon IRON LAD
We bestow DREAM COMMUNICATION & Telepathy with DR DOOM & EN SABAH NUR VESSEL: CYCLOPS & IRON DESTROYER & AGENT VENOM & THOTH-AMON & PLANTMAN & MORLUN & ARKON & ALLOY & Kyknos & Paragon & Black Ant & Gammadroid & FUTURE FOUNDATION & ABADDON & COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL MARVEL COMIC FANS & GOD WITH EXCALIBUR AND ME upon SCARLET CENTURION
PERFECTED ULTRA INSTINCT EX NIHILO LUCIFER ALEPH JIRAIYA OSIRIS JUPITER APOLLO GRIMMJOW GORGON LOKI FENRIR ALUCARD CHORONZON HUITZILOPOCHTLI APOCALYPSE JESUS CHRIST ARCHANGEL MICHAEL KING AUTHOR MIDNIGHT LAMB BLACK BOLT DANTES INFERNO TENCHI MASAKI LORD SHIVA DURGAS KINTARO TIGER VENGEANCE OURANOS EREBUS URIEL KAIDO JOKER FURFUR ROMULUS THOTH MOGO DECIBEL EXODIA AEON FALCO SON GOKŪ RICHTER BELMONT CANIS MAJOR ASMODEUS-ASMODEL GIGANTAMAX SHINY TAUROS-GYŪKI XXI ADNYEUS THE OVERVOID IRON LAD SCARLET CENTURION ABADDON OPHANIM OWLMAN-ASHTAROTH-MAKER GREAT APE FULL POWER SUPER SAIYAN BROLY SAMYAZA MONSTER HUNTER MAGNAMALO ZOUWU PHRA CHAO SUEA SAGAT MAZAHS ALEXANDER LUTHOR SHERE KHAN GRIFFITH FEMTO BYAKKO ARMADILLO SHAKKOUMON ANGUIRUS AQUILA RATONHNHAKÉ:TON BIRDMAN RAMBO PARADISE-X REDWING ARAK TELOS CHIEF THUNDER DINOSAUR TIZOC EVIL THIRD EYE GIANT GOMAH END TIMES ADVERSARY SMARAGDINE-TUROK-IBIS EARTH 2 FLASH-MERCURY GOD OF WAR HERMES VIOLENTUS LEO BACCHUS LOBO LYNX HAMSA FATIMA PERNIDA PARNKGJAS ESPEON FINGERCREEPERS MASTER/CRAZY HAND PANDORA PSYCHO POWER CROW/TENGU/SŌJŌBŌ/YOSHIMITSU/SARUTAHIKO ŌKAMI DEVA/ASURA/HUMAN/ANIMAL/PRETA/NARAKA/PAIN-RINNEGAN WITH EXCALIBUR HISTORY CITY FIRST KNIFE THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROW TRISMEGISTUS JARNBJORN ZANKA NO TACHI 1,000,000 BC STARBRAND SCARAB BAHAMUT ANKH-TRENCH ANDRAS-BLACK MOONS CHERNOBOG-WALPURGIS NIGHT REGULUS-KRAVEN'S LAST HUNT FAUSTUS/KRAKEN/HIVE/VIPER/MADAME HYDRA/HYDRA SUPREME/HYDRA/SHESHA/SHESHANAGA/ANANTASHESHA/ANANTA/SHESHA SAYANA 616-SHUMA-GORATH KALI-YUGA
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In the throes of my prior psychotic breaks, there was a lot of power surrounding Doctor Who.
Now they're going on about the end of the world being the 25th of May 2025.
We have just over a month.
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>>12710 (OP)hello /ng/ janny,
you banned me several times making fun of your raisinty threads, but now you're not a janny anymore, you're literally nobody
AHAHHAHAHAHAH!
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Nobody for President.
You have five days.
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>>13144How do you embed youtube? How soyjak get pregnente?