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The Black Phone edition

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500th reply. Does this website not have a bump limit?

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>>6774
It doesnt even have captcha, what do you think

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>>6859
The fact there’s no captcha here is actually based as fuck. Last time 4chan didn’t have a captcha was what, 2006?

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>>6905
Yeah, it is based. 4chan was beginning to feel like Reddit. Loads of upvote/downvote raisin and reporting people for different views and raisin and looking up post history

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>>6905
I have no idea what bot threads are and I never noticed bot comments, I did however notice all the bbc spam and porn. I highly doubt the porn posting is organic.

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>>7245
Sometimes I've seen bot threads, same OP, same replies in the same exact order, word for word. Sometimes it's asinine conjecture sometimes it was several bots agreeing about something, a video game being good/bad or a politician being right/wrong.

You ever see a thread where there's some kind of discussion going on, but relatively little dissenting opinion, and no reply that deviates from the narrative gets any (you)s but posts which agree and reinforce the accepted opinion are all constantly replying to one another elaborating upon a particular thought or argument? 99% of the thread just agreeing and patting themselves on the back, the one or two posts who disagree but make some very solid arguments get literally zero engagement, no debate at all, not even stereotypical 4chan abuse and accusations that he is a homosexual. It might've been a bot thread. They were rare but present for sure.

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watching alien covenant. really frusterating watching the people try and touch the infected people as much as they fucking can. fucking retards man.

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>>7443
> You ever see a thread where there's some kind of discussion going on, but relatively little dissenting opinion, and no reply that deviates from the narrative gets any (you)s but posts which agree and reinforce the accepted opinion are all constantly replying to one another elaborating upon a particular thought or argument? 99% of the thread just agreeing and patting themselves on the back, the one or two posts who disagree but make some very solid arguments get literally zero engagement, no debate at all, not even stereotypical 4chan abuse and accusations that he is a homosexual. It might've been a bot thread.

This sounds like /hor/. All the 40 year olds circlejerk 80’s movies and ignore everyone else and the new comers eventually leave.

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>>7553
Watching more. These dummies have no survival skills and to much emotion.

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>>7559
Covenant was terrible. Proto-modern first wave woke. Romulus full woke.

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>>7561
Covenant had some short haired androgynous female protagonist. Didn’t recognize it as woke at the time cause it was still kinda new.

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>>7561
>let me fly right into a super hurricane because my wife isn’t responding
>let me try and hug the guy with an alien coming out of his damn back and who has blood spouting out of his eyes.
>let me try and kiss a guy who just had an alien come out of his mouth that tried to kill us all after he died
Are we deadass?

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>>7566
dygenic low IQ comedian looking cast.

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>>7566
Fellas, this is why we don’t date co workers.

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Found pulse on tubi bros im so excited it’s meant to be decent.

Gib nip bussy and nip horror and a man is happy

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>>7655
Update: it was actually the pulse remake and i've never been more disappointed in my life

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>>7570
I don't because only the ugly fat ones are into me. It's super fucked up desu

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>>7831
Yes I watched the original earlier it wasn’t great. Eerie and gloomy but nowhere near as good as dark water or one missed call. Grudge still remains undefeated.
>>7835
Nta but the first one is the one I posted about originally

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>>7981
>pissjeet reveal

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>>7981
This is definitely the anon constantly whining over roasties and woke casting.

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>>7981
Harperfaganon reveal lol

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>>7981
This is definitely the anon constantly cucking and simping for the most mid roasties

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>>7981
>>8460
Yeah, definitely the type to simp for the most mid tier females

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going to watch the OG alien movie soon. watched AVP, AVPR, Prometheus, Covenant and Romulus, so far ive only liked Romulus (my favorite one) and AVP.

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>>873
Actually I live on a libtard co-op. "Why live with libtards" you ask? Well, libtards are actually the most racist people on Earth. They make these 30 acre co-ops where you have to work on a farm to live there. It's awesome bcuz free food and outdoor exercise, but if there's anything niggers hate it's hard work and healthy food, so the place is 100% nigger free. Plus it's like 70% women so I get as much libtard pussy as I want. Which honestly isn't much bcuz libtard pussy isn't great but once in awhile it does the job as long as they let me spend 30 minutes of "foreplay" with a flashlight combing their pubes for lice. But no niggers means no STDs, so that's okay too.

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>>8459
he's white

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>>9101
I remember he mentioned he was a white cuck

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Watched Antlers today, they really outdid themselves finding a 10 year old junkie for this movie. Like damn, hes got the fucked up drug look down perfectly

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>>9207
>Antlers
Interesting, I havent seen this one yet.
I saw that took place in the woods and in the end there was a huge Deer monster with antlers. Which one was that?

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I liked her in the Town and as an actress.
Grim.

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>>9207
The ending kinda sucks though, a middle school teacher shouldnt have that kind of fighting skill to win against a big ass monster throwing her around.

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>>9338
Making her murder that child makes up for it a bit though

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>>9338
>a middle school teacher shouldnt have that kind of fighting skill to win against a big ass monster throwing her around.
Femme-slop

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>>9080
nevermind ill watch it today

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>>11079
No I’ll watch today actually

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any horror stuff I should watch?

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>>14337
Watch Lowlifes

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>>14348
why does she have poo around her mouth

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>>14352
Mad Magazine kid sh1t in her mouth

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>>14348
noted but why she have raisin in her mouth dawg

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>>11079
>>14162
when will you watch it bro

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>>14348
Amanda Fix might be cast in my series if it ever gets to that point.

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>>14422
She needs A Man to Fix (me)

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>>14428
can she play the role of a depressed loner teenager who struggles with the loss of her friend and the romantic relationship with a boy she likes complicated horror raisin? If yes she's on the list.

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>>85
'fraid so

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>>14446
any decent actress can play this

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Dario Argento is a legend

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>>14464
FRAUD

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>>14466
JUDAS

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In case you're wondering I have 10 pages worth of random raisin on my tv series. names, character info, random plot points I jotted down while thinking. not much but its something

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>>14464
'fraid so

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why are all the popular zoomette actors scream queens now

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>>14348
I actually watched this and it’s good

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>>9215
Actresses turn 30 and then look 70

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>>14510
You are 12

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>>14508
It's a meme like Klobos.

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>>14510
It’s that crack

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>>14512
yeah, 12 inches deep in your mother

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>>14525
chang getting ballsy

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For real this time

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>>14550
finally you start watching the good ones

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>>14562
I liked romulus and AVP.

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>>14550
I need subtitles to watch this movie. Is my hearing bad or is the audio to funky? Feels like the background is to loud

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>>14598
Some of the movies back then were just like that

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>>14550
Harry Dean Stanton was kino in Paris, Texas.

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>>14550
Finally you watch a good film

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Dont want to hear your raisinty movie opinion if your household income is less than 110k.

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>>14497
resect Jenna

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why is jack black being spammed

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>>14722
1st step of board going to raisin

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>>14697
110k is median household income. I dont want the bottom half giving their raisinty movie opinion

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>>14770
im poor :(

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watched alien, nice movie since I saw Romulus 1st and has the same feel

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>>15063
It did have a bit of a familar feel to it. But the movie was just to unbelievable. Stupid zoomer actress is just too much suspension of disbelief.

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>>15153
>It did have a bit of a familar feel to it.
because every time they moved away from the OG alien format it flopped hard.

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Watching Terrifier 3, its always amusing when the clown pulls out a glock and starts blasting.

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>>15235
More horror movies need this. I was in middle school during the clown phase started by IT.

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this year is kinda gonna suck for horror

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>>15651
how so?

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>>15608
You're still a clown

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>>15665
no im not

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any horror films about serial killers

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>>15705
I liked
>Black Phone
>Class of 84, the serial killer dad movie, not sure if title is right

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>>15608
>More horror movies need this.
>I was in middle school during the clown phase started by IT.
Shree Swaminarayan Gurukul, Hyderabad

>I was in middle school during the clown phase started by IT.

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Any horror films with Natalie Portman in it, preferably before she walled. (Yes I know about Black Swan)

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>>15917
The black swan is one of the best horror films ever made.

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test

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Watching Locked (2025). How was it?

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>>15921
How you get banned on here?



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