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The Black Phone edition

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>>3148
>>3150
I never consciously realized the "no attraction" part until I grew up. When I was a kid like 10 years old, I always saw the parents of my classmates during parent-interview night and thought to myself "wtf does she see in her husband?"
Then I grew up and realized,"oh beta male provider."

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>>3153
Fuckin hell, man, just stop. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for you.

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>>3160
Dont feel sorry for me, bro.
Go to the mall, and do a few laps and THEN you will feel sorry assuming you are aware of the whole beta thing.
Like it was weird, I never realized it when I was young but it always felt off seeing married couple. Like wtf..? Cause I have been getting pretty girls since I was 10 so I KNEW what girls liked or found attractive, and to see a whole world full of married couples where the men were clearly not the type girls liked confused my little kid mind

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>>3163
It is crazy that zoomers were the first generation to be mass aware of this whole beta/alpha thing or as zoomers call it beta/chad thing. It is going mainstream too. I guess 70s and 80s called it jocks and nerds but it doesnt capture the true meaning. And early 2000s started the alpha trend.

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>>3160
> I'm actually starting to feel sorry for you.
Don't dude. I legit see so many men over 30 and 40 and genuinely feel a little bit down for them, not really, but still. Like I just look at the majority of men and smh inside because they are betamales that girls married after seeing the first signs of wrinkles. It is grim for most men.

>I am ready to marry a nice incel beta now

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DH3uqJas9Ir/

50 bucks says her husband is the type to boast about "my wife" or "i am married now."

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The House with the Laughing Windows. Thoughts?

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>>346
>>304
>pissman found this site
>good lord
Crazy that his posting style is instantly recognizable even when we're on a different website.

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>>3160
He's so mentally ill that not even 4chan dying could stop his 24/7 ramblings.

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/hor/ - test your knowlege. I need help finding the name of this film. AI doenst help. It can pull the plot with my question but not the correct movie name. Jennifer might not be the right name but thr plot is right.

the story revolves around a young girl named Jennifer who, after the tragic death of her parents, goes to live with her father and stepmother. As the narrative unfolds, it becomes apparent that her father and stepmother are not what they seem; they are revealed to be involved in the murder of her real parents. This twist adds a layer of psychological horror as Jennifer navigates her new home.
As the plot progresses, another pair of imposters appears, further complicating the situation. In a shockin climax, it is revealed that Jennifer herself is not actually the real daughter but rather an imposter. The real girl eventually shows up just before a dramatic conclusion where the imposters attempt to escape on their bicycles but are tragically struck by a car.

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>>3236
I don't know but it reminds me of the Shyamalan movie where two kids are sent to stay with their grandparents and the big plot twist is that the grandparents are imposters that escaped an insane asylum or something

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>>3249
Yeah that is kinda similar but Smile Before Death has the craziest twists I have seen in a movie. Watching it again now.

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>>2985
watched it. didnt like it. they killed a little kid in the first minute which set me off right from the jump. it felt like nothing was going on with the plot aside from people getting mauled alive and occasional predator scenes.

also aliens take hostage in a sewer and all the main characters have som random reason to go into the sewers. I did not like this movie. I dont like horror films that think killing advances or makes a plot better.

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>>3261
> they killed a little kid in the first minute which set me off right from the jump.
wow go back to reddit pussy

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>>3281
filmed bombed for a reason. rest of the viewer base agrees with me. Hopefully the other Alien films hold up like Romulus did

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>>3170
Are we really the first? Im sure there was at least one that knew about it too. I have to wonder how many them give it much thought though

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>>3261
>>3284
Lol forget that, I vividly remember the scene where the Predators impregnates the pregnant women and kills her babies with its own, and I saw this as a kid. I do wonder if we’re ever going to get a proper AvP movie, maybe something in the vein of the kino video game

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>>3284
film was bad but not cause the kid died. pussy.

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>>3214
You can say he is rambling but you can never refute what he says

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Is the catalog not updating for anyone?

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>>3291
Trying to actually talk to Indians is retarded. Nothing they say has meaning.

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>>3319
yeah it's broken

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>>3324
Concession accepted

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4chan is back up

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>>3334
Imagine being a pround Indian lmfao. Nasty streetraisinter.

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>>3348
Im not him I am saying you couldn’t say anything he said was wrong when he was talking about the beta thing.

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>>3353
Its okay drop it. That anon is 40 years old and cant cope with being the incel betabuxxer for a post wall roastie.

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>>3147
>>3148
kek at those two images. Very rare to see such based stuff

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Anyone here seen Quicksilver Highway?

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>>3353
You're embarrassing.

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>>3397
I accept your concession

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>>3397
I just finished this movie and it wasnt that good. The Stephen King segment was better and the novel was better also.

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no such thing as a scary movie

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>>3414
Oh yeah!?!

Well. YOUR FACE

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>>3414
what about scary movie?

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>>3110
>>3118
>>3211
Lmao it's crazy how he literally can’t stop spamming /hor/ even when 4chan is down for over three days. After the leak, I read about anons on other boards and their experiences with mods. Every general ends with the same fate: an off-topic schizo freak with sick fetishes floods the threads day in and day out, running out most of the general because they rarely gets sent on a 3-day vacation so they think it's acceptable just keep going and going just like right now. Tranny jannies removing his samefag spam was literally the only good thing they did cuz it was hilarious watching entire conversations this guy has with himself just vanish while the post count goes down 80. They should’ve permabanned that fucker sometime last August.

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1 mod and 19 jannies perma quit
is it finally over?

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>>3740
Maybe. Personally I was expecting 75% of them to ragequit so 19 isn't THAT many:
https://files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt

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>>3740
Source?

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>>3876
finally, freedom

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>>3876
Who the fuck is grapeape anyway? I've seen this name a lot the last few days

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What's the bump limit for threads here? The leak thread has with *OVER 9,000* replies lmao

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>>3888
admin
>>3876
where's that from?

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>>3898
>admin
Meh, 4chan's being going to raisin for like a decade now I don't think he knows what he's doing really. Unless the rumors of it being a honeypot are true in which case the ineptitude displayed by the mod team then make perfect sense.

I would miss /hor/ were it gone but this site suffices for us so it's just on a slightly slower site but webms here have sound so it's actually better.

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>>3916
>Meh, 4chan's being going to raisin for like a decade now I don't think he knows what he's doing really.
I think they're pretty fucked, they don't have anyone that can actually fix the mess the code has become and there's no money to get someone either. If they get really desperate they might just bite the bullet and use vichan but I don't know if Hiro gives much of a fuck honestly.

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>>3931
>there's no money
You mean… they were doing it… for free??

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>As for when the site will be back (and it will be back), "we get there when we get there". Obviously we have a lot of work ahead of us with respect to patching holes and updating software, so please bear with us. Maybe catch up on your backlog, watch some anime, play some vidya, and enjoy this extended break
From the RapeApe email.

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>>3876
Lmao all of a sudden they care about jannies now

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>>3047
This was actually the movie that kickstarted my horror love as a kid. Not β€˜too’ scary but just enough to get my heart racing and freak me out. I rewatched a few years back and it’s still surprisingly fun.

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>>3340
you aren’t funny

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>>4137
made you look

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>>4126
Well now I feel old but I'm glad we enjoy the same movie.
I myself was 20 years old when this came out so there's that.

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Drop was great. How does Christopher Landon and Blumhouse always pull it off?

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>>4196
Youre 45

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>>3685
dont turn this place into reddit

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>>3685
lol incel betabuxxer rant. cope. its just you and your other betacucks that circlejerk and report others that dont join. you cucks only reply to each other and talk about the same 80’s movies day in and day out. those days are over. now lets discuss horror. what is your favourite 2000’s horror movie?

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>>85
I don't know what brought this up but after seeing this garbage I agree

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>>4341
The Hills have Eyes
The Grudge (us)
Blade 2
Underworld 1-2

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>>4344
Movie was still enjoyable. All his films are a cut above the west.

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>>4351
I think I was probably just feeling the dissonance from watching the other two witch movies to the sudden camp of this one. Otherwise he is pretty good, I even like his Masters of Horror entry.

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>>4374
The thing about master directors is even their β€œbad” movies have talent in it. I enjoyed Dark Glasses and the one with Adrien Brody.

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>>4335
>>4341
>you cucks only reply to each other and talk about the same 80’s movies day in and day out.
Because 70s/80s horror is peak no matter how many times you sperg out over it, pisscuck.
>what is your favourite 2000’s horror movie?
No idea, probably Midsommar. I also have a soft spot for Happy Death Day but I'll admit it's no masterpiece or anything, just a really fun film. Conjuring 1 and Orphan are also great even outside of Farmiga.

>>4344
Argento lost it after Stendhal Syndrome.
t. Suspiriafag

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>>4341
High Tension
Inside

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>>4383
> Suspiriafag
Namefags get the rope

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>>4383
Please keep your namefag faggotry off new /hor/

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>>4383
> Happy Death Day
Main character was purposely shown as a whore within the first 10 mins. It was hard to enjoy the movie after that.

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>>4383
You lost it after you were born an incel betabuxxer tbh but do not worry, this is 90% of men.

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>>>3865
Who would be dumb enough to give a 4chan your real email? Every one of those leaked should be burners. Its not like they were dumb enough to give their real name to be a jannie right?

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>>4772
Idk but who cares, you're retarded if you think they don't know your real name and stuff already

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>>4774
Which they? The 4chan staff, the hacker formerly from 4chan, or the three letter agencys?

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>>2846
It's not the backdrop, which is New York.

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>>4779
The low iq 3 letter agencies.
the 4chan possibly too
The internet isnt anonymous at all.

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>>4789
What? A Vietnam vet simply is a turn off.

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>>4806
In what way?

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>>4809
It just is. I don't have no interest in some war vet PTSD storyline.

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>>4816
What is it about war veterans or stories related to them you dislike?

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>>4818
His father was a Vietnam veteran with ptsd and a love of ladyboys. One night while he was sleeping, his father had a flashback and ended up sodomizing him.

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OH NONONONONO NU4CACAS WHAT IS THIS?

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>>4823
What? Is this real?

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>>4391
>>4392
>>4395
>>4397
>muh namefagging
You will be known as Pissman no matter what chan you samefag on so please, cope eternally.

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>>4832
How else does a man develop a hatred for soldiers who were fighting wars before he was even born? He was sodomized by one.

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>>4856
I haven't seen the movie. PTSD and war is a huge turn off for me in horror or anything as a character's personality.

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>>4852
Who is Pissman?

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>>4852
reddit cuck obsessed with piss and raisin typical

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>>4871
Why, because it's real life?

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>>4874
It is cringe
>like oohhh im a ptsd soldier and that's my identity
Yeah-no.

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>>4879
Are you being serious right now?
Oh right, you're Canadian. The fuck would you know about war?

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>>4888
He knows the shame of being sodomized

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>>4891
True, he said once he prefers to do the needful with copious amounts of maple syrup. I wonder what the fuck that was about.

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>>4888
PTSD characters are cringe. What is your problem?

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>>4900
Why? Specifically why is war PTSD cringe.

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>>4907
Probably one of those guys who has a strong warrior fantasy where they shoot all the guys and are an awesome badass action war hero. The reality of going a little crazy after it and being permanently at risk of a breakdown is too real for him.

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>>4911
>>4907
It is a cringe trope for a character.

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>>4911
The tone of your posts are so low test. lol. Lemme guess, 40 plus, diagnosed with low testosterone and need a machine to open your soylent

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>>4919
Funny how low test is the first thing that comes to mind. Obessessing with your medical problems isn't great for you.

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>>4933
Low testosterone is an issue that is pretty much affect every man in the West today.

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>>4911
>The reality of going a little crazy after it and being permanently at risk of a breakdown is too real for him.
This is all too real if you have any veterans in your family. raisin's no joke.



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